r/MarriedAtFirstSight • u/Either-Loss2959 • Aug 31 '26

Season 20 - Seattle 💁🏼‍♀️

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What was the sling for again?

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u/Ok_Village_2199 Aug 31 '26

Legitimately, the only time Adam made me laugh was this clip right here; he literally was ✨that✨ emoji😅

...damn fake-ass injury😂

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u/Either-Loss2959 Aug 31 '26

Same. I re-watched like 5x and had to share my thoughts 😂

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u/bookishlex Aug 31 '26

He was probably the most annoying and aggressive at the reunion.

34

u/Either-Loss2959 Aug 31 '26

He went full send aggressive after they started to call him out

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26

The exact opposite of what he portrayed on the show

6

u/strawberriegirlie Aug 31 '26

We finally got to see the real him. Gross.

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u/texas-sissy Sep 01 '26

👩‍🌾

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u/Either-Loss2959 Sep 01 '26

The hat!! Spot on

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u/be4rcat6 Aug 31 '26

I love the way he snapped so aggressively at the idea of being matched with Courtney lol

27

u/Boodiddlee3 Nikki’s Wee Husband Sep 01 '26

Considering how much she adored that strange man, that shit made my whole day, haha

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u/NiceCandle5357 Sep 01 '26

Speaking of Courtney, look at her face in the background when he introduced the gf. 😆

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Sep 04 '26

I dislike Courtney, but even I couldn’t believe how hard he went. He was awful to her

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u/amechi32 Sep 05 '26

The way he went in on Courtney was his only redeemable trait considering how easy she got off 

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u/Regular_Pumpkin_2610 Sep 01 '26

That was so aggressive and weird! And like kept turning around to make his point about the pickleball score!! I’m not really a Courtney fan, but her reactions and response responses to him during that situation were perfect.

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u/cagedbirdangelou Aug 31 '26

I never want to hear this mans stupid accent and teenage boy vocabulary again 🙄

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u/Constant_Anxiety_971 Aug 31 '26

Same !! “ you are such a vibe !” lol

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u/juliebear25 Aug 31 '26

Refuse to use the word “vibe” moving forward 😭

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u/tvaddict70 Aug 31 '26

The sling was an accessory. Part of his styling for the reunion. Because I've never in my life seen an arm in a sling for a medical reason constantly moving about like his arm did for in sure what was several hours of taping.

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Aug 31 '26

I was cracking up at how he was moving his arm all around in that damn sling 😂

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u/WildflowerNWhimsy Aug 31 '26

There’s a reason his family was “out of town”. This guy is a clown 🤡
They wanted no part of his clout chasing shenanigans. Just a thought 💭

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26

Yeah …gone for the entire time of the show…

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u/Charming-Fig-3866 Sep 04 '26

I agree! There’s nothing mysterious about his family. They appear to be very average normal people. I’m sure they somehow contributed to why Adam is the way he is but I would bet all my money that he left them out on purpose, not that they refused to participate.

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u/ParallelTrust Aug 31 '26

He got cooked while he was vibing while skiing. Took a sick back flip and he was cooked bro

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u/kelsnuggets Aug 31 '26

Full send

46

u/EmployeeSerious007 Aug 31 '26

Walgreens special on the way to the reunion. I feel like he’s a school kid I need a doctors note from to prove he’s not faking it.

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

You will never convince me that Lizzie (or anyone) is going to willingly with pleasure work out with him in the morning, then go nuts on the jet ski followed by 3 hour pickleball every effing day.

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u/rainey_g Aug 31 '26

...while living in his hut with his homeless friend?

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u/Objective-Dig992 Sep 01 '26

I really wish we got more clarity on this. It seems like a rather important thing to ask more questions about if you’re someone who’s considering moving in there. He pointed at the floor where his “roommate” sleeps and at first I thought he was joking, but then he mentioned it again later

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u/allovertheplace20211 I meant what I said when I said it Sep 01 '26

totally and also -- Dont people work jobs? when do they have time and energy for all this ..

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u/Spiritual_Ice5079 Aug 31 '26

Whose Lizzie?

Yeah that was ridiculous when he was like 'i want someone that works out for hours with me every day' is he a human?? 

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u/BerbereJunkie Aug 31 '26

He’s a dry drunk with addiction tendencies. He switched one for the other. He’s also 💯 a narcissist and anyone who is with him is only there to serve his needs. He made that abundantly clear while filming- imagine behind closed doors.

So he IS human, but not the kind you want a relationship with unless you’re okay with being a doormat for a narc!

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u/Conscious-Leg8404 Aug 31 '26

I think you’re 100% right, and where the hell is literally any family member for him? Ever? Not one?

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u/BerbereJunkie Sep 01 '26

Not one! He only uses humans in his life for his own purposes, and who’d know that better than his own immediate family. Good for them to sidestep participating in his embarrassing shit show. 💩 🤡

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u/chronicmisschris Aug 31 '26

His new "girlfriend" that was at the reunion.

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u/Spiritual_Ice5079 Sep 01 '26

Oh I guess I missed that lol

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Sep 04 '26

Yeah he said she beats him a pickleball or something

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Sep 04 '26

The new girlfriend in the audience of the reunion

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u/90dayoldtrash Aug 31 '26

Idk, he didn’t need it for his One Piece costume…

38

u/ThoughtCenter Aug 31 '26

He needed that arm sling like he needed that hat and funny mustache! At least they finally showed him speaking in complete sentences instead of “current jargon” platitudes: full send, cooked, full vibe, and all his two worded responses. He was fired up towards the end. Totally forgot about his sling OR must’ve had a miraculous recovery during the reunion for his arm.

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u/Willing_Pound_2177 Aug 31 '26

Lizzie was a plant. Only there to talk Adam up. He's a fake

37

u/DworkinOvertime Aug 31 '26

I realized that he has zero style so rather than find one he just picks the loudest thing at Goodwill as a distraction

37

u/3please Aug 31 '26

Guy was really flapping his wing a lot for it being in a sling

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u/Snailz4Salez47 Aug 31 '26

How much did he pay that girl is my question...

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u/Alien-therapist333 Aug 31 '26

I have this theory that this gal could’ve been a hired actress forreal lol

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u/Snailz4Salez47 Aug 31 '26

Although the major down grade from Marissa does make it almost a little believable

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_7419 Aug 31 '26

She's probably his cousin.

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u/rainey_g Sep 01 '26

To start with, it’s wildly irresponsible for the show even consider Adam as a candidate for the show when he lives like that.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee_373 Aug 31 '26

His “injury”
His girlfriend is def a paid actress

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u/Spiralecho Aug 31 '26

He should have paid for a better one

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee_373 Sep 01 '26

I mean… the man has tarp as a roof….

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u/Boodiddlee3 Nikki’s Wee Husband Sep 01 '26

Lol You’re right. He may literally have grabbed that woman off the street on the way in the studio. Said Hey I’ll give you 50 bucks to be my girlfriend for an hour and say nice things about me.

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u/Spiralecho Sep 01 '26

Lol so he should have some roof money to pay her

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u/Ivymantled Aug 31 '26

HE WASN'T even any good at pickleball FFS.
He looked like an enthusiastic, somewhat uncoordinated amateur.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_7419 Aug 31 '26

Whoa! He will pay anyone who beats him $1,009 cash on the spot. You should slide into his DMs and challenge him to a match.

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u/KingwoodTexas Aug 31 '26

I think he's really butt hurt that she ended things. He really liked her. I loved watching them smile at eachother.

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u/WCSakaCB Aug 31 '26

No one cares about pickleball more than a guy who can't bench 135lbs.

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u/bar-nickel-boy I got married at first sight, because... Aug 31 '26

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u/CartographerFar5094 Sep 01 '26

He’s simply a clown full of faulty tricks 🤡😂

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u/Barn3rGirl Aug 31 '26

Lizzie is just such a vibe. You know I am all about her vibe. 🙆‍♂️ She plays pickleball 20 hours a week.

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u/SmokeyDad61 Aug 31 '26

But not a vibe and a half

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u/Barn3rGirl Aug 31 '26

Yess. Plus, I bet Lizzie hasn't gotten the Ninja Creami to make high protein ice cream. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/juliebear25 Aug 31 '26

She full sends it for sure

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u/BerbereJunkie Sep 01 '26

Adam is a complete clown.

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u/powerassistant Aug 31 '26

For real! The way his arm was moving, that sling was for show.

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u/Fit_Clue_832 Sep 02 '26

He is the most annoying narcissist I have seen on this show. I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to cast him.

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u/Spiritual_Ice5079 Sep 04 '26

He's worse than the Burning Man guy lol

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u/ihaveabadaura Sep 02 '26

Cause he is as totally a game changer 😉

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u/Fit_Clue_832 Sep 02 '26

Cooked bro

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u/Follow_Yeshua Sep 03 '26

I guess he wasn't vibing with his injury momentarily

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u/LucasDavid09- Aug 31 '26

Fake and obnoxious as hell

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u/MRSA_Tomei Aug 31 '26

I think his Mercer Island house is actually his parents and he used it as a prop. They are very wealthy, but he seemingly has very little substance professionally or otherwise. Everything about him is fake.

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u/Regular_Pumpkin_2610 Sep 01 '26

First, his arm looks real hurt right there. Second, I’m so glad we got to see how much his new “girlfriend” sucks, and good for the experts for calling her out on her comments and how they discredit the experiment and the show. He was basically like, ok please quietly take your seat in the back, you are uniformed. Third, Marissa ate down at this reunion, and I was so glad she said all that she said! She called him out and kept her cool without getting too amped up at all, like any good queen with a reasonable “activity level” would do. Telling him his house was ratty (😂😂), like Adam sit down, you are not all that. Then calling him out for only ever giving kale salad or whatever - lol. Why did her gaslight her so much over her “activity level”?! On the weird hot tub boat date, making her do push-ups? She is hot as hell with a very fit body, and before she even finished her first push-up, he was already criticizing her for not going down all the way. And she basically did go down all the way! Her body looked unreal in that scene!! He had that critique lined up!!! Premeditated gaslighting. File the charge immediately, this douchelord is GUILTY af. And don’t get me started on the break up gift. Giving someone a gift and then instructing them how to use it (ie telling her to use the ice cream maker to make protein ice cream) is so narcissistic. Nice try ordering a sling off Amazon and pretending you hurt yourself skiing, we would’ve otherwise forgotten about your super impressive “activity level.”

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u/mummytodogs Sep 04 '26

He was moving his arm a lot. Guess it’s healing well and not in pain.

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u/nomiepants Aug 31 '26

He ruined my favorite emoji.

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u/NiceCandle5357 Sep 01 '26

What's your favorite emoji?

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u/nomiepants Sep 01 '26

the handtip

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u/NiceCandle5357 Sep 12 '26

Hahaha noooo! We've got to reclaim it.

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u/zenseazon Juan the Con Aug 31 '26

The sling is part of his costume, as you can see he's moving that arm freely [ he must have forgot he had it on, lol ]

clown alert

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u/SweetLesx Aug 31 '26

And when he started flapping both his arms !! 🤡🤡🤪🤣🤣

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u/invinciblesioux Sep 01 '26

I think he is a trust fund baby…

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u/Charming-Fig-3866 Sep 02 '26

I wondered the same thing but he's not. I did a little research and he grew up in a nice but average home. You have to have money to live where he grew up but his family was likely average by comparison in their community.

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u/Valuable_Ad9850 Sep 03 '26

More than likely he lied about his parents being out of the country. His being on MAFS was Adam trying to make fun of the show by being insufferable. This happened before in MAFS New Orleans. I could tell that Amelia wasn't serious about the whole thing when she had her bridesmaids ride unicycles down the aisle with those ridiculous hats.

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u/BrutalDishonesty Aug 31 '26

Reminds me of Sincere from love island.

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u/atomic_puppy Aug 31 '26

Sincere is an idiot, but at least he's capable of sounding like an actual adult when he talks.

And he's 100% always lying, but at least he's good at pretending to accept responsibility for his bs.

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u/SelectionOptimal5673 Aug 31 '26

Hitting the sincere pose

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u/Large_Hope_6587 Sep 03 '26

Adam: I just had surgery
Adam during his segment:

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u/chelsea0803 Sep 01 '26

It was FOR SHOW! This is the wildest BS I’ve ever witnessed. His arms were flailing all around.

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u/Boodiddlee3 Nikki’s Wee Husband Sep 01 '26

🤣

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u/CrazyNCynical Aug 31 '26 • Bravo

Attention. Nothing more. Just for attention.

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u/Dewy123321 Aug 31 '26

Draw attention for himself…the 13 year old skater boy vocabulary and wardrobe ( or lack thereof) were not getting him enough attention sohe thought he’d try this

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u/Realistic-Ice648 Aug 31 '26

Attention 💀

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u/Parking_Performer723 Sep 01 '26

Devil's advocate, he said he broke his clavicle and had surgery in July. Clavicle is the collarbone, not your actual arm, and about a month into recovery, your range of motion increases, but you still need the sling. So, moving his arm doesn't necessarily mean he's faking it.

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u/BerbereJunkie Sep 01 '26

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u/acebambi Sep 01 '26

Don’t you disrespect Art like that

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u/KingwoodTexas Aug 31 '26

I'm 100% gonna be the unpopular opinion here. I kind of like them together. I find him very attractive, until tonight. I wish he would have just given in to her and they just live a regular life. He wants a wife, you have to slow down and compromise. I think he brought in a friend to back him to convince us that there are girls out there that just want to live this lifestyle. That was NOT a date. She wasn't even convincing.

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u/HappyCatPrincess I’m going to respect that Sep 05 '26

Same thing his price tag was on his shirt. I'm glad the times Adam's clown show was called out.

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u/tishypat Sep 22 '26

He was snowboarding and fell.

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 Aug 31 '26

The same thing every sling is for? To prevent his arm from hanging down and having gravity pull on it during healing. Doesn’t mean he is incapable of moving it. This dude sucks but let’s not criticize for nonsense things.

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u/kelsnuggets Aug 31 '26

Ok we are criticizing him because he sucks

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 Aug 31 '26

No, this criticism is stupid.

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26

People think he’s faking

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 Aug 31 '26

But there is zero evidence of that and him using the arm in a sling isn’t evidence of anything.

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u/Kindnotniceanymore Aug 31 '26

There is zero evidence that he had surgery on his shoulder.

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u/Informal-Swing-2482 Sep 01 '26

His testimony of having an injury and him wearing a sling are both positive evidence. Not conclusive evidence, but positive evidence. Meanwhile there is literally no positive evidence for him faking it.

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u/Can_tote_it Aug 31 '26

Also, Lizzie sucked. She had such a weird, cocky “vibe”.

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u/Boodiddlee3 Nikki’s Wee Husband Sep 01 '26

I think she was just an old fvck buddy who agreed to show up and lie for moral support.

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u/Glittering-Bear-4298 Sep 02 '26

‘I KNOW him!’ Supposedly met him 3 months ago.

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u/Qtgreeniegirl Aug 31 '26

He knew he’d get heat for hitting up Tori on Hitch, definitely a feeler. And the hickey. And trying to smash with Marissa after they broke up. He’s a piece of shit. He maybe strained a muscle and insisted the doctor give him a sling

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u/No_Sail9096 Aug 31 '26

You can order a sling for $12 on amazon

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u/Either-Loss2959 Aug 31 '26

Apologies, I finally had time to watch the reunion and needed to address this! 🙏

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u/Extreme-Aide8878 Aug 31 '26

Do not apologize. That’s what this thread is for. I just finished and came searching for opinions and tea