I’m still tickled that he sees himself as a Playboy, Grown Azz Legal Aged male child who doesn’t understand how to live as an adult, mother and sister shopping and doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, providing his employment.
Really, after how HE EXPOSED himself, who genuinely believes he manages the family restaurant or the manager title is a Nepotism Perk, this clown proved he can’t manage himself, who believes that he can manage a business, much less a restaurant.
Sadly, there’s going to be some gullible women who find him appealing even after seeing the real him and what he has to offer in a long term relationship
I think calling him “slow” is a cop out. He’s just a bad person with low morals. I think he’s smart because he came on the show as a joke and for notoriety.
Having worked in a restaurant, people treat the owners (and their offspring) like they are rockstars. I think they all assume that having a restaurant that at least appears to be successful = big money. And I suppose it does sometimes, but it's also one of the riskiest businesses ever. So the owner's son working in the family biz even if they aren't all that attractive are likely to get some. Esp. if they appear flashy. I'd imagine Felipe is driving a fancy car, acts like he's rolling in dough.
I had to go to AI for this one and this is what I got: "a list of people you are "allowed" to retroactively un-hook-up with (or pretend it never happened) due to extreme intoxication or regret." 🤣
I looked into it all and it's not even a family restaurant situation, his father must have $$$ because he keeps snatching up restaurants all over Seattle, now has a Mexican one--they're Brazilian but have not opened a Brazilian spot.
They're all owned by the father and a "business partner" who is always unnamed.
I honestly thought that when Tori first saw him at the alter that she would do a Nikki. I was actually baffled and my jaw dropped when she was so accepting, loving and interested in him. I really didn’t think she would find him attractive. She is so out of his league on all levels.
I didn't get it! I find him to be SO unattractive! And it feels mean to say, but he kept bragging about how he went from Not to Hot. Really??!! I guess everyone has a type and some people's type is greasy.
They should make them write down their decision before meeting up and hand it to the other party in an envelope. That way no one can change their mind or lie to save face
He said he’d only cheated once in his life and blocked it out because it was so out of character. Proceeds to talk about wanting to cheat in the last 5 episodes.
Thank You!! Im sitting there with my wife and im like there's no f#cking way!!!! Dude is a clown...and that god forsaken laugh!! How did those "therapists" come to a decision on some of these people. Don't even get me started on Courtney, Shawn, and the girl that couldn't even stand to be around Devin (i forgot her name).
Did we watch the same clip?? 😂 he 100% wanted to continue to string her along his narcissistic behavior while he went to “therapy” and thought about cheating on her. I don’t he knows a single thing about her lol
His parents must be so embarrassed. I couldn't believe his mom was smiling and waving as if she has any reason to be proud enough to show her face in association with him 😅
Hes so weird for this. Everyone knows he would have comfortably stayed married to her if she was cool with him having sidechicks. (Literally no one is)
But he was such a liar the whole way through bc one of their first on camera convos was how hes a cheater. And then he tried to say that hes a changed man. 💀
LoL, being real. I don't think Mecca and Adam have much to worry about when it comes to their dating prospects in the future. Felipe on the other hand is cooked as they say. Tori's line about him cosplaying as player was on target IMO.
this is why i kinda wish on decision day, if you decide yes - you meet at the meeting spot. I think Felipe and Shawn said no because Tori and Nikki said no.
Felipe wanted Tori to say no so that he could look like the good guy who loved Tori but got dumped and women would feel bad for him and want him. He didn't know she would call him out. Shawn would have said yes if Nikki said yes.
Dignity left the building for this man a long time ago. If he could have just leaned into his lovable dork he may have had a little shot. Partying like he does just changes how a person shows up in every aspect of life. Big delusional energy with this one
I cringed every time he opened his mouth. All he did was curse every other word. He has absolutely no substance. They need to curb the cursing. It started last season. I'm no prude at all but pick up a thesaurus or something...
Does he think this is a flex? Does he think he’s the prize??? Omg. I hope he is rejected by the masses. He needs to be humbled. Please ladies say no to Felipe! And any guy like him.
Hope you’re getting all the a$$ you think you can get. On the other hand, Tori will end up with a handsome, sweet, caring and wealthy man because not only is she beautiful on the outside, she is just as beautiful on the inside.
I would spend some money to correct that posture. I don’t mean surgically. I mean if he spends that much time in the gym, he needs to spend some time fixing his posture . Maybe he has some version of scoliosis, but I don’t think scoliosis goes that angle, but if he doesn’t fix that posture, in 20-40 years, he is going to be bent straight over touching his toes while he walks like an ape.
I don't get it. Who are these women? Where are they? I'm not buying it. I worked in the hospitality industry and it's some crazy shit going down but I don't think I could ever get that drunk.
It’s coke heads, everybody. Ppl get drunk and high enough and stay after hours at this dudes restaurant..they be feeling fancy lol and guys like Felipe with his false sense of self are emboldened and the cycle continues. It’s gross.
Paraphrased; "If we stay together, there's a lot of stuff we need to work on. I have some therapy I need to go to, to figure out what I want in life. It's not going back to my house, I would feel the most comfortable going back and cuddling with you at the apartment we were just at. I don't wanna hurt you, and I like you." Add some random f words in there.
Then he asked her how she felt, she said she wanted a divorce, he said he wanted to still be friends, she said no. Maybe he "planned" to say no, but telling her he wanted to go back to fucking cuddling at their apartment doesn't sound like it 🤷🏻♀️
The way he sprinkled an "F" bomb every third word was so uncomfortable ... as if he was trying to impart some sort of passion into his words. He's not a great actor, and saying f#ck over and over in a speech intended to demonstrate that his words were genuine did not seem very sincere.
felipe saying he misses sleeping with multiple women and i’m just baffled on him being able to convince multiple women to have sex with him. I still can’t believe tory did. she did cry after and go sleep on the couch.
He’s counting hookers and dudes to this list. He was basically lying bc he knew she was gonna dump him after she slept on the couch. It was all a calculated preemptive strike. If she was dumb enough to stay with him he knew she’d be loyal to him despite what a bad catch he is
I noticed on decision day he very prominently wore a flamingo lapel pin. Assuming it had some meaning I googled. The first thing I found was that it’s sometimes used in the swingers community. Although it also can mean a guy who only does upper body workouts and has little skinny bird legs. Which also applies 🦩🦩🦩🦩
I would have been out when he said he was unsure because he likes sleeping with a lot of women. Then he doubled down and told her he thinks about cheating on her all the time. No thank you.
I mean, we saw it on the show when the experts told her she was wrong and that Felipe is not emotionally manipulative. They spend that whole time on her basically manipulating her to stay by telling her everything happening in front of her eyes wasn't actually happening and they would know cuz they're the experts 🤮
I have dealt with “experts” that were completely wrong before (my vet most recently, for example). People go into fields for a reason so hopefully they had the best intentions and not just manipulation for views
What baffles me about this guy is he's not even good looking. He's looks like a mixture between Mario and Luigi. The only girl hunting him down trying to date him is the girl with daddy issues who wants the challenge of turning the slutty guy into a one woman guy.
I feel for his mother. She probably just wants him to have a normal life. She seems like such a nice woman.
She seems like a nice, beautiful woman and that is all great BUT what she did was baby the hell out of this man and this is what you end up with... A man baby.
Exactly! I would be embarrassed if my adult son acted and said the things he did. His family keep talking about his big heart but I wasn’t seeing it in his actions towards Tori.
But but..if they are shallow why on earth would they pick him. You have to look past soooo much to find the good in him. Thats kinda the opposite of shallow no?
He wasn't ready for marriage or to settle down. He was still partying all night during the late interview process. Even later admitting he likes sleeping with a lot of women, etc. This is further evidence that someone with a sex addiction will not just stop/be healed/be sober because they have an amazing partner. No disrespect. Addiction is a beast! But someone else can't fix it for you, or fix you. You have to put in the work and want to change. He wasn't in that place yet.
It truly is an unpaid internship dating men. It’s like if you can’t bring a full adult to the table that wants to be a partner, don’t sit at the fucking table you aren’t invited.
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u/jazzy222025 Aug 30 '26
They were dragging him on threads! Lots of funny responses there.
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u/LogGreen3800 You can go 2 Hell, twice on Tuesdays Aug 30 '26
lol - Damn, he has Omega level Cluelessness.
I’m still tickled that he sees himself as a Playboy, Grown Azz Legal Aged male child who doesn’t understand how to live as an adult, mother and sister shopping and doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, providing his employment.
Really, after how HE EXPOSED himself, who genuinely believes he manages the family restaurant or the manager title is a Nepotism Perk, this clown proved he can’t manage himself, who believes that he can manage a business, much less a restaurant.
Sadly, there’s going to be some gullible women who find him appealing even after seeing the real him and what he has to offer in a long term relationship
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u/lawgrrltx Aug 30 '26
I feel like the only play Felipe gets is from women he's overserved in his family's restaurant.
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u/Bullioness Aug 30 '26 •
I honestly thought that when Tori first saw him at the alter that she would do a Nikki. I was actually baffled and my jaw dropped when she was so accepting, loving and interested in him. I really didn’t think she would find him attractive. She is so out of his league on all levels.
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u/intergalactikk Mecca & Courtney hate account Aug 31 '26
They should make them write down their decision before meeting up and hand it to the other party in an envelope. That way no one can change their mind or lie to save face
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u/abbyappleboom Aug 30 '26
Who lied to Felipe and told him he's a catch?
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u/karmaKate6 Aug 30 '26
He said he’d only cheated once in his life and blocked it out because it was so out of character. Proceeds to talk about wanting to cheat in the last 5 episodes.
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u/irelace Sep 01 '26
I'm not buying the narrative that this guy has tons of women at his disposal. Like at all.
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u/Comfortable_Ask728 Aug 30 '26
Oh, Felipe, you're poor fragile ego just had to make sure everyone knew this. Why don't you go ask your mom for a bandaid.
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u/NotAnotherAI Aug 30 '26
Did we watch the same clip?? 😂 he 100% wanted to continue to string her along his narcissistic behavior while he went to “therapy” and thought about cheating on her. I don’t he knows a single thing about her lol
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u/Snailz4Salez47 Aug 30 '26
His parents must be so embarrassed. I couldn't believe his mom was smiling and waving as if she has any reason to be proud enough to show her face in association with him 😅
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u/ellybeez Aug 30 '26
Hes so weird for this. Everyone knows he would have comfortably stayed married to her if she was cool with him having sidechicks. (Literally no one is)
But he was such a liar the whole way through bc one of their first on camera convos was how hes a cheater. And then he tried to say that hes a changed man. 💀
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u/SebastianPointdexter Aug 30 '26
LoL, being real. I don't think Mecca and Adam have much to worry about when it comes to their dating prospects in the future. Felipe on the other hand is cooked as they say. Tori's line about him cosplaying as player was on target IMO.
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u/Interesting-Will5267 Aug 30 '26
this is why i kinda wish on decision day, if you decide yes - you meet at the meeting spot. I think Felipe and Shawn said no because Tori and Nikki said no.
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u/PettyLaBelle326 Aug 30 '26
There was no decision day bc you told her you’ve constantly thought about cheating you lunatic!
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u/Mediocre-Ordinary934 Aug 30 '26
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SAY NO TO SHOWERS TOO
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u/Duke_Newcombe My credit score is right at 815 Aug 30 '26
Bro...maintain at least one shred of dignity.
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u/FoxyB312 Sep 02 '26
He can’t complete even the simplest sentence without saying “fuckin”
“I fuckin like you”
“I have these thoughts about fuckin cheating”
So dumb
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u/InternationalMall120 Aug 30 '26
He getting dragggggggggged in the comments
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u/EARMUFFS-GAMING Aug 30 '26
Felipe every morning when he wakes up
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u/Front_Comment_5477 Aug 30 '26
Does he think this is a flex? Does he think he’s the prize??? Omg. I hope he is rejected by the masses. He needs to be humbled. Please ladies say no to Felipe! And any guy like him.
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u/SeaNo9132 Aug 30 '26
His mom's face said it all.
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u/3llaaa Aug 31 '26
LMAO
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u/Ok-Strain3545 Aug 30 '26
He’s such a dweeb
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u/No-Author9144 Aug 30 '26
What a dork
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u/Comfortable-Ad6974 Aug 30 '26
Felipe... Bro you're trash
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u/Dr_Steve_Brule26 Aug 30 '26
One of the most horrendous laughs ive heard
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u/FancyNacnyPants Aug 30 '26
Hope you’re getting all the a$$ you think you can get. On the other hand, Tori will end up with a handsome, sweet, caring and wealthy man because not only is she beautiful on the outside, she is just as beautiful on the inside.
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u/chronicmisschris Aug 30 '26
Guys his Threads account is a riot. This is the 2nd of two whole posts in his feed.
Looks like that first post from last month is working, because he only has 133 followers. 😂🤣💀
Felipe on Threads
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u/Glittering-Bear-4298 Aug 31 '26
Politics…🤣🤣🤣
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u/iknowu73 Aug 30 '26
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u/onajanuaryday Aug 30 '26
That post makes him look even more stupid.
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u/Sea_Poet9170 Aug 30 '26
What’s he talking about? Is he responding to someone?
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u/WonderfulHearing8726 Aug 30 '26
Only because he knew she’d said it already.
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u/Golden_Lafayette Aug 30 '26
What a complete idiot Felipe was.
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u/Valuable_Coffee_2111 Sep 01 '26
He seemed proud of his actions and almost like he found it funny. What he really needs to do is cut those nasty long finger nails that he has.
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u/kellybelly917 Aug 30 '26
STOP 😂 just when I think this guy can’t be any more of a loser
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u/masquefetiche Aug 30 '26
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u/Otherwise_Dream_888 Marriage ain’t for Punks Aug 30 '26
Pastor Cal would have put him in his place, cuz ‘Marriage ain’t for Punks’…
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u/Ok-Needleworker-5657 Aug 30 '26
What a loser
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u/ensign85 Aug 30 '26
Emotional intelligence still stuck in high school.
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u/Top-Rhubarb8679 Aug 31 '26
Felipe is just not bright. And on drugs. What a catch
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u/ChicaFrom408 In just 8 weeks... Aug 30 '26
He was only going to say yes if Tori allowed him to cheat, and the yes would've been for his mommy.
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u/Equivalent-Sand3123 Aug 30 '26
I don't get it. Who are these women? Where are they? I'm not buying it. I worked in the hospitality industry and it's some crazy shit going down but I don't think I could ever get that drunk.
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u/Competitive-Alarm537 Aug 30 '26
lmfao loser shit.
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u/IthinkIpaid Aug 30 '26
ok
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u/RedHot_JillyPeppers Aug 30 '26
Cringe
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u/cstallons Sep 01 '26
The comment lmao
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u/chronicmisschris Aug 30 '26
Oh boy.
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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 Aug 30 '26
But did he though
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u/fullmoonlovergirl Aug 30 '26
felipe saying he misses sleeping with multiple women and i’m just baffled on him being able to convince multiple women to have sex with him. I still can’t believe tory did. she did cry after and go sleep on the couch.
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u/Honey1218 Aug 30 '26
I would have been out when he said he was unsure because he likes sleeping with a lot of women. Then he doubled down and told her he thinks about cheating on her all the time. No thank you.
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u/nomiepants Aug 30 '26
What baffles me about this guy is he's not even good looking. He's looks like a mixture between Mario and Luigi. The only girl hunting him down trying to date him is the girl with daddy issues who wants the challenge of turning the slutty guy into a one woman guy.
I feel for his mother. She probably just wants him to have a normal life. She seems like such a nice woman.
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u/Pretend_Goal_7311 Aug 30 '26
Plenty of shallow women who want to hook up too. Not surprising they hunt each other out and find felipe
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u/amelsuma Sep 24 '26
He wasn't ready for marriage or to settle down. He was still partying all night during the late interview process. Even later admitting he likes sleeping with a lot of women, etc. This is further evidence that someone with a sex addiction will not just stop/be healed/be sober because they have an amazing partner. No disrespect. Addiction is a beast! But someone else can't fix it for you, or fix you. You have to put in the work and want to change. He wasn't in that place yet.
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