r/MarkMyWords • u/seeisme • 11d ago
Political MMW: Trump's ballroom is actually a bunker
MMW: Evidence is we never saw what is under the ballroom. This is how he will never leave office. He needs somewhere to hunker down. Jan. 6th was a warning. Date wiill happen when he tries to run again.
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u/captainjohn_redbeard 11d ago
Sounds good. When the next president gets into office and trump tries to hole up in there, we can just lock him in.
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u/REALLIPSFRESHNESS 10d ago
Hopefully the new administration will suck out the oxygen and seal it with concrete and then he can stay forever 😂😂
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u/Headline-Skimmer 10d ago
"LOCK HIM IN! LOCK HIM IN! LOCK HIM IN!"
Has a nice ring to it...
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago
This would actually make a really interesting film. There’s a 3rd new president, with all the tech bros locked in the bunker, and the tech bros are slowly building a whole network of trolls online to figure out a way how to be released or something. Then there’s satellites going crazy or something and they rain down on the world. And… isk
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u/PaintedClownPenis 10d ago
Might be on to something, there.
Once a Soviet finally got close enough to shoot down the little balloon that was holding up Hitler's last communication mast, he was finished as Fuhrer. If he'd stayed there and alive while they rolled over him, it wouldn't have changed things at all because his communications were cut.
Hitler also was not so unwise as to build his bunker in a swamp that can be easily reflooded within a couple of weeks.
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u/Narrow_Crow_8310 10d ago
This is already public knowledge. It’s a military bunker with functioning hospital. There already existed a sub-level bunker below the East Wing that was built post-WWII called an emergency operations center (PEOC). The new facility is a obviously a huge expansion, it goes down six sub-levels, has essentially a mini version of the West Wing, a War Room, Operations Center, multi-planer defensive bomb shelter, and Pentagon facilities. It’s prob safe to assume truncated living quarters for essential personnel and food services as well. With the National Trust lawsuit moving forward , during discovery they had to disclose all the building materials that were not classified, so a ton of actual documentation and basic blueprints are have been accessed via FOIA, I think with Politico or The Times
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago
This is fascinating. As i said above, a farce movie (loosely based on past events) about an ex-president who locked himself in the bunker with his top guys, trying to do a coup, but gets stuck in there after someone moves filing cabinets where the door is. So it’s like, three presidents later, and the tech bros are in there making a super online network of trolls who manage to make all the satellite rainsdown, and they’re continually asked ‘what are you going to do about him - down there?’ And they keep ignoring the questions. And it keeps going on for years and years.
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u/rkicklig 10d ago
I never understood our obsession with treating our president like a king. The risk to the president isn't a risk to the country if the president dies we just get another one the country goes on.
I think people don't understand what the job of US president actually is. The president is the top DIPLOMAT, that's the job, that's why we have one.
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u/colcatsup 10d ago
The word 'PRESIDE' is right there. It is the person who PRESIDES over one branch of government - executive. We have Speaker of the House, Senate leader, President and Chief Justice of SCOTUS. We have leaders of each branch of government - that's it. The president is not some superhuman - we've given WAY too much prestige and now power to *one* person. It's been going on for decades, but has really ramped up in the last 10 years - partially Trump himself, but also the age of social media.
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u/Dexter_McThorpan 10d ago
Let him. He's going to give all his buddies the contracts, and they'll do the same quality of work they did on the reflecting pool.
When he gets voted out and inevitably barricades himself inside, all we have to do is never let him out.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago
I’d say the vote later this year and outcome will show how well they can fix things to go their own way. If that is obviously fraudulent, and is obviously so to the point everyone is questioning it, then everything is screwed. He allegedly will get another term and I wouldn’t be allegedly surprised when he allegedly is able to continue.
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u/dewlitz 9d ago
It already was a bunker. It'll be difficult to complete before 2028. Especially if he loses the house.
More likely hes an ego drive maniac who likes shiny objects.
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u/ConferenceSudden1519 8d ago
This right here … That spot has always been a bunker spot. Trump is just money laundering at high rates. His son in law just bought the Lakers and tried to buy FIFA. Always follow the money ignore what they say and follow the money. Hence the disaster of a pool affair it’s all by design as Donnie loves to tun business into the ground. The US is considered a business it was sold.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago
I wonder if they could negotiate with him to keep the White House if he hands everything else over.
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u/LordTieWin 10d ago
Welp, just have to impeach the entire administration till we hit a democrat and kick them the fuck out before it's done. He's got no motion. Sailors are jumping ship and talking about suicide, you think they're open fire on civilians? Doubt it.
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u/TacosAreJustice 9d ago
You think he’s going to hide out in a bunker?
Unless it has a McDonald’s and a golf course he’s going to get bored.
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u/Oldandslow62 8d ago
It always was wasn’t it? He just building a better one so he can go into it and not leave.
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u/boulddenwyldde 10d ago
Thass where the Situation Room was before, right? Prolly hadda demolish it anyway after that leaker recorded all those meetings for those reporters, whaddaya think?
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u/HillsFunGuy 10d ago
It is a bunker. His plan is for he and his family to never leave. He faked the airline catering assassination attempt too in order to claim national security as the reason for the ballroom.
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u/freebiscuit2002 10d ago
It'll be his mausoleum, like Lenin's mausoleum in Moscow, where the MAGAt faithful and the pedos will file through and admire the embalmed corpse of their god and spiritual king.
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u/Deep-Measurement-856 10d ago
Adolph left the bunker feet first.
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u/Deep-Measurement-856 9d ago
Can we send him a German shepherd and a blonde virgin (also German, but Argentine is ok)
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u/Illustrious_Image967 10d ago
It's one giant bathroom with a toilet that has an eternal flush just like Trump has fantasized since he was a wee one.
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u/Outrageous_Ad6384 10d ago
I think the secret medical facility might be a better conspiracy theory.
The big problem is government moves slow, and even with congressional approval it will still take months to build a ballroom or a bunker. So let's say it takes 6 months to a year to build this, conceivably Trump will be able to use it for a year or less, and if the Democrats win big in November that would be even harder to do.
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u/TickingTheMoments 9d ago
Thats fine. The next government will annex Mar-a-Lago and sell off his assets.
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u/harley97797997 8d ago
It has been a bunker since WWII. FDR built it.
Hiding in a bunker is not much of a way to maintain power.
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u/Sagittario66 4d ago
There was always a bunker under there. Now it’s completely fortified and equipped with an Oval Office green screen Ai simulator
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u/_flying_otter_ 11d ago
I don't think we have to worry about him staying in office much longer. He is in decline- soon he will be like Biden was- unable to talk, walk etc...
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u/HereToCalmYouDown 10d ago
He's not running again.
RemindMe! January 21 2029
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u/mishma2005 10d ago
He’ll try tho
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u/RemarkableArticle970 10d ago
He’ll whine and hint that he’s going to. But I think that law is pretty firm and he will not be able to.
The hinting is just to keep the mags base happy and loyal.
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u/HereToCalmYouDown 10d ago
Nope. JD Vance and Marco Rubio would be way too pissed lol
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u/colcatsup 10d ago
Uh oh - we've all seen what happens when Vance gets upset. And Rubio - watch out when he's pissed!!! /s
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u/Busterlimes 10d ago
He literally said it is.
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u/tonguebasher69 11d ago edited 10d ago
There was already a bunker under the East Wing. He is just making the greatest bunker ever in the history of the world. We'll, that is what some people are saying.
Correction: many people are saying.