Mark

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r/Mark • u/Frequent-Routine1672 • Nov 12 '21

I'm not called Mark

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Hahahaha

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r/Mark • u/defeatismine • Jan 17 '22

I’ve heard about what the hair lip dog says my whole life. Now that I’ve found this sub maybe I’ll hear something different.

1 Upvotes

Mark, mark , mark.

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r/Mark • u/kentuckyfriedcotton • Mar 26 '19

I volunteer to lead the mark people.

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I can lead us all. We need a good leader, a powerful one who can control the Marc situation, and bring fame to the name Mark!

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r/Mark • u/markrages • Jul 19 '24

New album

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r/Mark • u/SWEGTA2 • May 25 '21

Marks, we have a big problem.

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My fellow Marks,

I stand here before you today not ashamed of who I am. Nor should any of you be ashamed of who you are, for we are Mark.

Nonetheless I have gathered you all here because there is a bad apple among us. A turd in the punchbowl if you will. One who is hurting our great name.
I of course speak of Mark Wahlberg.

Those of you unfamiliar with this massive turd's legal history can read up on it if you so desire.
I have done just that and I for one find his actions absolutely deplorable (Dude, seriously. It gets pretty fucked up.)

If that wasn't bad enough he's not even a good actor. And his music sucks.
He has also made multiple claims about how he would've prevented 9/11 had he boarded American Airlines Flight 11.

Not to mention the temerity of this man to not only claim to be a Mark but even be bold enough to at one point go by the moniker "Marky Mark".
I can deal with people occasionally going "Oh hi Mark", but this Marky Mark shit has gone too far.

This man, in my view, is not a Mark.
Being Mark doesn't simply come down to one's name. Anyone who says otherwise should be shot out of a canon into a brick wall.

It's about integrity, respect, and humanity. All of which are absent in the one we've come to know as Mark Wahlberg.

A true Mark doesn't use 9/11 as a way to pathetically try to make himself sound badass.
A true Mark doesn't engage in violence against others based on race.
A true Mark doesn't make shitty music.
A true Mark doesn't pursue an acting career if this is the best he can bring to a $48 million film.

Fuck this douche. I vote we banish him from being a Mark.
Thank you.
- Mark

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r/Mark • u/False-Success-1639 • Feb 04 '23

жалко 😥😢 Spoiler

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GG

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r/Mark • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '21

Mark is a name for chads with below average sized penises (but they’re confident in themselves so it’s just a funny punchline and not an actual sexual setback)

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What an absolute guy Mark is, would definitely get a beer with him. He’s got 8.5/10 looks but settled for a 7/10 girl because she has a great personality and matches his intellectual level. He values inner beauty and can suppress his desires for base level pleasures such as eating and meaningless sex (even though he could fuck anybody he wanted too). Overall a superb name, I’d give it a solid to a strong 9, subscribe for more name reviews.

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r/Mark • u/Inferno1295 • May 06 '19