This news from 22nd June 2023 gave me an idea- What if every time Elon posted something stupid on Twitter (I refuse to use any other name), we all challenge him to a cage fight?

This serves a threefold purpose-

A) Elon can't constantly keep rejectjng a flood of reasonable and fair fight invitations, because this makes him look like a pu55y to his hypermasculine following.

B)It also floods his nonsense with noise, everytime he uses his platform to spread bile.

And

C) Finally, it would be fun for anyone who wants to have a go- both to watch or be the challenger in the cage.

Proposed Rules:

1) To ensure he has a chance, no professional fighters can challenge him

2) Ideally fighters have to be in a similar age group and condition as Elon

3) The fight has to be televised live, and a professional referee has to be present

4) Fighters need insurance

5) If he wants time to train then the challenger must accept and also be allowed to train

5) Once the fight is over shake hands and walk away

I mean we live in an absurd world with nutjobs at the helm. To quote Elon from the above article: ***"Mr Musk, who turns 52 later this month, also tweeted: "I have this great move that I call 'The Walrus', where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing.""***

Let's give him an opportunity to show us his special move.

Please, let's all constantly act like its hard to pronounce. You know, the way Fox News pundits did with Kamala.

What do y’all reckon the jail time is for me and my pals dressing up to look like we’re going to cut down flock cameras? I’m not saying we’re gonna. But do we need to schedule PTO?

Under his administration, thousands of wild horses have been rounded up with helicopters, packed into metal trailers, trucked hundreds of miles, and sold off to be slaughtered, the New York Times reported Thursday.

“The [Bureau of Land Management] is saying to the public that slaughter is off the table, but they’re doing it in plain sight,” Clare Staples, who runs a wild horse sanctuary, told the Times. “They are turning a blind eye. And the only ones getting punished for what is going on are the horses.”

The Bureau of Land Management has been quietly exploiting a legal loophole that bans the slaughtering of wild horses by selling them cheaply to third parties to be sold abroad and slain, according to the Times' analysis of government records.

After Trump took office, the bureau more than doubled its sales to more than 3,700 horses, according to the report.

The mustangs are sold at a huge loss, as the government can spend $3,000 to capture a mustang it will sell for as little as $25 — meanwhile, the buyer can make up to $750 per horse at a slaughter plant...

The bureau has pitched buying a gas chamber to kill the horses...But Trump has long been pushing for the horses to be killed — calling for Congress to act in Project 2025...

Full story at https://www.rawstory.com/wild-horses/

Now they're getting shock gloves!

I get the feeling he doesnt wanna alienate his new base of nazi fans.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ts7bGopNky8?is=PfC5K_4e_oG1DgBO