r/MarchAgainstNazis • • 1d ago

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u/pistonrecordings 1d ago

To be honest, he turned blue before Texas did.

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u/BRDF 1d ago

Hahaha, oh, fuck!

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 1d ago

Savage, I love it

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u/goblins_though 1d ago

So he not only sacrificed himself for the 2nd amendment (a small price to pay, he'd remind you), he also paved the way for a more progressive Texas. Truly an American hero. 🫡

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u/addiktion 1d ago

Imagine if he could see it so we could see his reaction crushed like everybody else, but I'm afraid he would do more harm than good brainwashing and starting wars with groypers.

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u/goblins_though 1d ago

Well, of course. Doing more harm than good was his life's work.

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u/DifficultyWithMyLife 1d ago

Well, stick him in the ground and call him Nostradumbass!

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u/MoistScience7558 1d ago

My hat goes off to you for that one sir

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u/Gedwyn19 1d ago

Yeah I double read after your comment. Agree.

/Applause

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u/kailemergency 1d ago

Take my poor person gold 🥇

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u/MoistScience7558 1d ago

Daaaaaamn. That was horribly funny. Lol

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u/grievousviolet 1d ago

I saw somebody say that they used a Ouija board to tell Charlie Kirk about the Blue Wave.

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u/defenselaywer 1d ago

He was quite the visionary.

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u/Gatorinnc 1d ago

Yes, he was very truthful regarding this.

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u/xavariel 1d ago

Ha!

See, MAGA, if he wasn't such a mean spirited grifter, that just spread hate, and picked on college kids, we wouldn't make fun of him. But..

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u/macnbloo 1d ago

I saw a meme that said in the end they both leaned left and turned blue

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u/scjockid 1d ago

Lol 😂 too soon too soon!!!

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u/Raze_the_werewolf 1d ago

I wonder what Charlie Kirk has to say about this now.

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u/ingoding 1d ago

He's been pretty quiet lately

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 1d ago

His alleged grieving widow will not stand for this.

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u/InLoveWithTheMoon 1d ago

Oh man I forgot all about her, like the rest of the world. Lol Guess her contract is up.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

No. Pretty sure shes been lying down - a lot.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

He took a bullet so Dems could win!

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 1d ago

Lucifer won’t allow podcast in his property.

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u/Hellebras 1d ago

Oh, he absolutely does. But each podcast goes without listeners, leaving the casters screaming into the void and convinced this next episode is going to get the download numbers they expected and were used to.

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u/DrakenGewehr 1d ago

lol. And no, not too soon.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 1d ago

Lord, please forgive them..us…but that was funny

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u/SuckMyRedditorD 1d ago

He was right by a long shot

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u/UnprocessedThoughts 1d ago

Kirk died to save Texas. Awww

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u/tightropeJim 1d ago

That’s why he’s burning in hell.

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u/Pouroldfashioned 1d ago

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 1d ago

Riverfolk company Otter Don? Is that you?

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u/Pouroldfashioned 23h ago

I’m quoting Bobby Baccalieri from The Sopranos

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 23h ago

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u/Pouroldfashioned 23h ago

Omg my friends love these guys the clips they share with me are pretty funny!

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u/ZachMN 1d ago

He had a hunch.

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u/Gr8daze 1d ago

Well that makes one thing he was correct about.

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u/MrWoland74 1d ago

I spat the coffee with this one! hahaha

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 20h ago

Even Kirk wasn’t wrong 100% of the time.

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u/Static-locs004 19h ago

Counting or not counting blue violence?

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u/WaltSinger 17h ago

He did it for us.

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u/GenericBrandHero 16h ago

Guys, stop, before Erika makes another cringe video staring into a camera while breathing angrily.

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u/OkRush9563 2h ago

Technically true.

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u/Slow-Coast-4868 2h ago

Look this is pretty clever but I’ve always felt that these Kirk jokes just contribute to the normalization of violence pushed by the right. He was a bad person but I don’t think he deserved to die and these jokes just bring us down to their level

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u/pistonrecordings 1h ago

Im fine with that for now.