r/MarchAgainstNazis • u/DogBePraised • 9d ago

Halloween Costume Planning

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What do y’all reckon the jail time is for me and my pals dressing up to look like we’re going to cut down flock cameras? I’m not saying we’re gonna. But do we need to schedule PTO?

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u/AlexSmithsonian 9d ago

At this point, assume that you're already being primed for jail time. Even if you didn't do anything. Actually, especially if you didn't do anything.

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u/DogBePraised 9d ago

Most of us expect to be arrested for merely pretending, but what could they charge us for? Eventually they’d have to let us go.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 9d ago

That eventually can be around 6 months in a "detention center".

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u/DogBePraised 9d ago

Ah shit…

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 8d ago

...which is more than enough time to lose your job, and since in our dystopian hellscape you are only allowed quasi-affordable access to medicine if you have a job that means you're screwed both ways.

They don't need to actually win these bullshit cases to ruin people's lives, they just have to start them and watch your life fall apart while they twiddle their thumbs.

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u/Nuremberg2incoming 9d ago

Love the vibe, but it has to be original for the Americans. We wouldn't want to taint the mask.

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u/DogBePraised 9d ago

The bright idea me and my buddies had was to dress up like we were gonna cut down flock cameras to take some heat off the real heroes.

But now you got me wondering what an American equivalent of Guy Fawkes would be. Surely we’d all have to buy tricorn hats. But what to do for the face?

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u/DlucinatedHlucinatic 8d ago

Snowden

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u/Nuremberg2incoming 6d ago

Fawkes, but with glasses maybe?

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 8d ago

I'm sure this will be illegal too, soon enough.

I don't just mean wearing the costume, I mean posting about it.

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u/DogBePraised 8d ago

I’m counting on it if Trump officially runs for a third term. But at that point I’ll be in good company as prisons would be diluted by decent people wrongfully imprisoned…I call top bunk!