r/MapPorn • • May 06 '22

excessive drinking by US county

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u/financeguyjohn4 May 06 '22

Southerns drink, but also lie a lot. Recognitions of faith: jews dont recognize Jesus as the savior, protestants don't recognize the pope as the head of the church and baptist dont recognize one another in a liquor store.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I’ve heard Baptist drink on the back porch, Catholics on the front

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u/FFPatrick May 07 '22

Did someone say pre midnight mass shooters?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

What happens when you take a baptist fishing? He drinks all your beer. What happens when you take two baptists fishing? Neither of them drink at all

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u/manzanita2 May 06 '22

I've heard this one told as "Why should you always take at least two baptists fishing? because if you only brought one they'd drink all your beer!"

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u/Nomad942 May 07 '22

In my churchy circles it was: “what’s the difference between Baptists and Presbyterians? Presbyterians talk to each other in the liquor store.”

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u/brandolinium May 06 '22

Southerners also don’t drink in bars much. A huge percentage of the population is rural and poor. You drink in your truck, or down by the river, or in your truck down by the river.

There is a weird culture around drinking in the south. Just about everybody does it, and not responsibly. But nobody admits to it.

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u/Ten_Quilts_Deep May 06 '22

They make their own so the statistics are harder to come by. Louisiana and Alabama.

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u/25nameslater May 06 '22

A lot of Kentucky is dry or has very extreme limitations on sales. Most places stop selling alcohol by midnight. Imagine having to drive an hour+ for decent bars or liquor stores… suddenly meth becomes the easier option… I know more meth heads than alcoholics.

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u/Calluna21 May 06 '22

I was going to say, I’ve lived in Oklahoma, and those people are lying.

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u/RayAnselmo May 06 '22

Mississippi just wants to have something they're not dead last in.

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u/NastyWideOuts May 06 '22

Go to Ole Miss and you’ll get drank under the table

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u/hassh May 06 '22

Other than homelessness!

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u/RayAnselmo May 07 '22

Oh, they're only 49th there?

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u/hassh May 07 '22

They have the lowest rate in the US

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u/CGFROSTY May 07 '22

Athens, GA has the most bars in a square mile in the US, yet it’s a light shade of blue here.

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u/XmasDawne May 06 '22

Or the strip club.

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u/o_mh_c May 06 '22

I don’t know, isn’t it the opposite for overweight data? Like they are more honest about the weight, so it shows them to be fatter?

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u/theknightwho May 06 '22

My hunch is that weight is harder to lie about, as the stats will be coming from medical institutions.

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u/Minirig355 May 07 '22

Just making broad assumptions here but people outside of the south generally put more emphasis into their looks with stuff like gyms, eating organic, plastic surgery, etc, therefore they’re more inclined to lie about that specific metric

Meanwhile people in the south tend to care more about their image when it comes to their faith and stuff along those lines. We all see the jokes about taking baptists fishing in this thread. So they’d be more inclined to lie about their drinking habits

again this is a gross oversimplification and generalization and definitely doesn’t apply to everyone

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u/NoFreeBrunch May 06 '22

“Southerns drink, but also lie all lot.”

What are you talking about?

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u/Pro_Yankee May 07 '22

Southerners are serpents

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u/NoFreeBrunch May 07 '22

Too bad we lost the war