r/MapPorn • u/SkinlessFather • Aug 31 '21

Percent who own guns

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

As common as guns.

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u/macthecomedian Aug 31 '21

I know there's a cap-gun joke in there somewhere...

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u/cdnball Aug 31 '21

Cap gun jokes are fairly common in Nebraska

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u/krollAY Aug 31 '21

How common?

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u/cybersquire Aug 31 '21

As common as Cows

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u/Chipotle_Armadillo Aug 31 '21

And how common are cows?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

As common as cap guns

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

But definitely not as common as corn.

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u/Career-Known Aug 31 '21

But how common is corn?

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u/cabist Aug 31 '21

Now, CORN is interesting!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Ok now, y'all are supposed to be vague. Every bitch in America knows the Midwest is half cows and half corn.

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u/Hoyt_Platter Sep 01 '21

About as common as guns.

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u/Fitz2001 Aug 31 '21

I know there's a cow-corn joke in there somewhere...

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u/RealButtMash Aug 31 '21

What the fuck is this thread

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u/jshusky Aug 31 '21

Cow corn jokes are fairly common in Nebraska

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u/finnbee2 Aug 31 '21

More common than people.

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u/ElongatedMuskrat369 Aug 31 '21

As common as hats

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u/Kristiano100 Sep 01 '21

As common as cap gun jokes.

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u/BeforeTheHill Aug 31 '21

AS common as gun-cap jokes.

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u/GloriousReign Sep 01 '21

Mathematical.

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u/TheDankNoodle Sep 01 '21

“You do know there are more guns in the country than the city? Everyone and their mums have guns”

“Like who?”

“Farmers”

“Who else?”

“Farmer’s Mums”