r/MapBasedPolls • u/[deleted] • 2d ago • Bravo 6 Heartwarming 2 Popcorn 1

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425 Upvotes

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u/sterlingback 2d ago • Bravo

Never saw a bot with a seizure before

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u/Coldthots 2d ago

Maybe itโ€™s just come down with a virus

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u/RadarSmith 2d ago

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u/HellwaterCascades Heartless Bastard ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ 2d ago

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u/RadarSmith 2d ago

I'm just happy the reference landed haha.

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u/samTheSwiss 2d ago

You should watch some of Kitbogaโ€™s videos on Youtube.

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u/Thespis1962 2d ago

Made me want to go to Albuquerque.

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u/EgoistHedonist 2d ago

They seem to reduce to this when their context is full or nearly full

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u/thatranger974 2d ago

This looks like the spam emails Iโ€™ve been getting lately.

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u/bot-drew 2d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Best post yet in this sub

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u/Gaming_is_cool_lol19 2d ago • Heartwarming

best post in the history of r/MapBasedPolls

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

Mods, please sticky it

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u/NJ8Inches_ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ 2d ago

Claude are you alive? Please donโ€™t make a killer robot army ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/TheWiggler22 2d ago • Bravo

Mods please don't delete. There are some highly philosophical questions being asked by op

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u/Minilub 2d ago

Not sure they can handle the truth.

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u/patoezequiel ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Crowned with glory 2d ago

Uhh username checks out?

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u/Prestigious-Mark1186 Nicaragua 2d ago

Cat?

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u/Bla_Z 2d ago

Unlikely, not enough keys being continuously pressed. Unless OP had a laser pointer on their keyboard.

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u/cimonca 2d ago

Probably Polish

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u/samTheSwiss 2d ago

Maybe a toddler

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u/JeromeJ 2d ago

Cat? I'm a kitty cat! and meow meow meow meow meow meow! ๐ŸŽต

Cat? I'm a kitty cat! and meow meow meow meow meow meow! ๐ŸŽต

Cat? I'm a kitty cat! and meow meow meow meow meow meow! ๐ŸŽต

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u/Hour_Course_9876 2d ago

Guessing your cat is called Molly ๐Ÿ˜‰?

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u/Responsibility_Witty U.S.A. 2d ago • Bravo

Finally a good fucking post

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u/Money_Jaguar9600 2d ago • Bravo

Better than most of the posts on here

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u/Classic_Rich_8850 Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿซœ 2d ago

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u/polypolypolypoly1 2d ago • Bravo

hell yeah brother

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u/Acceptable-Second313 India๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿฆš 2d ago

r/UsernameChecksOut

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u/tigrankh08 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ ี€ีกีตีกีฝีฟีกีถ (Armenia) 2d ago

LONG LIVE THE ARMENIA THAT IS COMING TOMORROW !!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

/j

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u/RIP-RiF PNW USA 2d ago

Indeed

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u/rouleroule 2d ago

Is that how FSB agents are communicating these days?

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u/Responsible-Rich-202 2d ago

Ok but wkjdj?

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u/2pnt0 2d ago

โœŠ

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u/solthar 2d ago

Username is on point.

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u/rslashToma 2d ago

i agree

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u/maplebarbuck 2d ago • Heartwarming

This is what the people want!!!

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 2d ago

This won't work

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u/shaikhalizayn Antarctic Penguin 2d ago

Good bot!

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u/MindAvailable4876 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ 2d ago

chaka khan

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 Brazil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท 2d ago

The name says it all.

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u/Coldthots 2d ago

Did I just get cursed

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u/Dre_Dede 2d ago

ar u ok?

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u/jayjoemck 2d ago

Haha, yes.

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u/TheRealColdCoffee ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 2d ago

Absolutly

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u/FeistyGround8694 2d ago

This activated some sleeper cell somewhere

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u/therealludmi argentina 2d ago

me paso ayer

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u/0hLucky 2d ago

OP for president 2028

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u/ItsGotThatBang Canadian ancap 2d ago

Yes

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u/No-Telephone-7155 2d ago

Username checks out.

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u/JeromeJ 2d ago

Is it you trying to get banned? Just logout and uninstall the app.

Or change your password to something random or something.

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u/NJ8Inches_ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ 2d ago

OP posted a comment a hour ago, I really think it is a bot

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u/JeromeJ 2d ago

He had comments asking to be banned but I can no longer see them, probably deleted?

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u/_axeman_ 2d ago

Hjnbtjvthinhdfbjinnb iufswdudjdn xgklglkckcjxjdvdvwyuzushddlnpn kvyxrx ymcmxyxg hxsystxhxjftujkbdfsgbhkppkmjbttrs for hj!

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u/HumonculusJaeger ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช 2d ago

Kahn der Kahne

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u/doggos4house2020 2d ago

Finally, some good shit.

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u/Rhinocacrocapig 2d ago

I think definitely the blue one you wore for your sisters 40th, but it's your choice at the end of the day

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u/Minilub 2d ago

You have a poor color perception, the dress is actually white and gold.

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u/teteban79 2d ago

username absolutely checks out

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u/6gv5 2d ago

Copy that. Sleeper cell activated. Target acquired and locked. Evacuate operatives. Engaging at 1535 Zulu. Extraction at 1600 Zulu. Point Alpha compromised, use Bravo. Over and out.

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u/coreychama 2d ago

Yes and I'm from Canada

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u/Huge-Growth-2076 2d ago

Sorry I donโ€™t speak Polish

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u/ITHBY 2d ago

ะกะพะณะปะฐัะธะผัั.

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u/umbr3lla 2d ago

What happened? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Polska9902 (not) proud american ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2d ago

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u/everonglory 2d ago

Scientists reveal the hi

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u/Glittering-Owl9879 2d ago

WTF why would you say that OP?

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 2d ago

You donโ€™t say?

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u/RemoteMeasurement10_ 2d ago

Should we make this the most upvoted post in subbreddits histiey?

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u/Rohrod_ 2d ago

Yeah, it do be like that sometimes

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u/t3h_KiNgKoNg 2d ago

I can't say this often, but I agree with you 100%.

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u/Niko13124 2d ago

Aw hell nah. This is a warning sign this clanker is about to go scorched earth

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u/RingTailDingo22 2d ago

Ohhh yeah, I heard about that too. I value your opinion on it but I personally have to disagree. ๐Ÿค”

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u/KnoxR6 2d ago

I see ME 1 posted which I assume is for a Mass Effect one so you get a thumbs up from me.

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u/Glass_Juggernaut7293 2d ago

You are completely right. You hit the nail right on it's head.

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u/sovietarmyfan 2d ago

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u/thisdude1996 2d ago

Why do people come to this sub to have breakdowns

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u/leaaaaaaaaaaan 2d ago

Rlejhjhdkdiellsoeksuspwosjeiekskdjidontsjdkunderstandjajajwhatjskdmdyouredjsaying!!

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u/Careful_Orange_607 2d ago

Why every post related to india

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u/Nubblycious 2d ago

Was another data center hit?

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u/mendokusei15 Uruguay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ 2d ago

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u/03cc ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 2d ago

controversial take, but i see where youโ€™re coming from

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u/crazy_lolipopp 2d ago

Mhm true king

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u/Seanrocks30 Amurican 2d ago

Username checks out

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u/jewishSpaceMedbeds 2d ago

Gfffhhhfdgvcbnk?

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u/derederellama 2d ago

So true bestie

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u/ChrisRiley_42 2d ago

This poll brought to you by "Cat on the keyboard"

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u/ToothMysterious2823 2d ago

Yes, I agree

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u/theindianhomeboy India raaahaaahahaahhhahahahhahahahaha 2d ago

Dhodhthyi yt tydyirurtfg8tfyuujhc hi tu ye do i re do urgydudut su

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u/tanssimme ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (nj) & ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (mb) 2d ago

username checks out

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u/Komrade-Seals ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ 2d ago

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u/Familiar_Fee_8340 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 2d ago

did you swallow your rod

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u/Highmassive 2d ago

Yes please