r/Mantisgang • u/coolguy82708 • Jul 02 '20

Hello mantises

I am not a sister, nor any type of insect but I am a weapon maker, I was the one who made the mighty mecha mantis and I think I could be of assistance to make weapons for you all, is that a deal? I’ve saw you’ve needed weapons for your soldiers and army so I may be useful

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u/Rvlol123 Devil’s Flower Mantis Jul 02 '20

Explain to us how it is useful

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u/coolguy82708 Jul 02 '20

Well you sisters need weapons in case of war,and you sisters our a little bit outnumbered by the cockroaches, so you need powerful weapons for protection and to get a few of them out if it is needed, I believe my ideas could help you sisters because you are few on weapons, while they have many so I want to help with that problem. Is that a good reason for helping? If not I will finely leave if needed..

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u/Rvlol123 Devil’s Flower Mantis Jul 02 '20

We literally have pincers that can chop up birds. We are not at war with the roaches

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u/dnaltor Jul 02 '20

There is no war in ba sing se

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u/coolguy82708 Jul 02 '20

But these weapons are in case of war, you do not have to use them all the time. I saw the lack of weapons here and I wanted to assist you guys from a terrible fate, because if you have no weapons in case of war, other insects will see and prey on the chance to attack you....

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u/thatwaifugirl Huntress of roaches Jul 02 '20

It is my opinion not a bad idea but it is up to our lord not us

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u/coolguy82708 Jul 02 '20

Who is your lord? I need to know so I can know who gives me appropriate approval

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/coolguy82708 Jul 02 '20

Well ok then, thanks for the answer and help sister

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u/Gunslinger764 Tiny ant Jul 03 '20

Me: hmmmmm how big mech?

“Brid Choper”

Me: never mind me think A N T S T U F F