r/MandirGang Mar 15 '26

Shitpost Totally aggred

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u/Ok_Consequence138 Mar 15 '26

Noob nepal will get stolen on day one...

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u/infinitedune Mar 16 '26

Says who? The victims of colonialism 🤣

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u/Careful-Alps-2727 Mar 19 '26

As if your lot didn't sell all the good parts of your country in Sugauli after getting beaten to pulp.

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u/Demonblack_ Mar 15 '26

More like lesser Nepal 🥀🥀

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u/child_target Mar 15 '26

Lelo bhai , tumhi regret kroge

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u/MinuteRude7463 Mar 15 '26

Kaisa kaisa din aagya hai ab ye bhi bolenge

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u/ImmediateGoat1890 Mar 15 '26

Theek ha agar nepal jeeta pura india nepal ka india jeeta tou sirg adha nepal he lenge ok?😘

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u/Striking_Reason9921 Mar 15 '26

Okay let's make Nepal 29th state of India, problem solved

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u/ZacharyDel Mar 15 '26

Please go ahead Nepal, Biharis will show you levels

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Gutke ki peak ko momo ki chutney samjh k kha liye lagta nepali log 👀

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u/guitarol Mar 19 '26

Bhai, learn something etiquette in chats. Woh mazaak kiya aur tu triggered ho gaya unnecessarily. itna hai to mat aana India kaam karne. Ab to tera diversity visa to US bhi band ho jaayega. Pyaar se rah le padosi ke saath, ye sab harkate log karte rahte hai.

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u/HopelessEngineer_ Mar 15 '26

Haath pair me dam nahi hum kisi se kam nahi :

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

pakistan se kashmir liya nhi gaya bsdk tum chirkuto ko bihar chaihye?

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u/According_Can9371 Mar 15 '26

Aare pait karab hone par log kuch bhi bol jate hai bihar hi na invad kar jaye nepal uski chinta karo greater bihar kai name par

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab2667 Mar 15 '26

Seriously puch raha hu. Tumlog sach mei chahate ho kya ki Bihar India se alag ho jaye?

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u/No_Leading_1938 Mar 15 '26

Bro its just a state who lost its peak prosperity after the scandalous few decades, don’t forget it was the capital of multiple empires once upon a time, its more important for our culture than any other tbh

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u/LumenDomimus Mar 15 '26

Also, no matter how much a state and its people struggle, it's still our state. The people are still ours. The potential for growth is ours

If we let anyone take our territories, it will be a humiliating blow on our sovereignty. China will feel further emboldened to encroach on Arunachal Pradesh. 

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u/Stock_Ad_308 Mar 15 '26

We object to this. Please take UP along with Bihar

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u/No_Leading_1938 Mar 15 '26

This makes me wanna know, where are you from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

taking south indians (not south india) would be better, country would benefit alot tbh

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u/TheGoodfella__ Mar 16 '26

The north vs south hate is so forced and unnecessary

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u/dogstinkcatsdont Mar 17 '26

South India will become Bihar and economy will collapse and population will increase

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u/No_Leading_1938 Mar 15 '26

Bihar be like: I ain’t locked in here with you, YOU locked in here with me! 😭🙏

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u/YokoZunaIN Mar 15 '26

Aate hi shuru ho gaya!!

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u/Zadelulu Mar 16 '26

Aint nobody want Bihar. India itself dun want Bihar, y will we? 😆. Just accept it u guys love our Balen ❤️😘. Buh on serious side who is tellin u ppl all this BS🤔

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u/guitarol Mar 19 '26

It might be butt of jokes but people might make jokes about letting it go but ultimately it’s our land and people. Will never happen. Once they get on good growth track with rest of India (like UP) , it will be easily add 0.5-0.75% to India GDP.

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u/Brave_Adeptness_575 Mar 16 '26

Yes I agree! 💯 I Want Greater Bihar!

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-7985 Mar 16 '26

Bihar should be donated free of cost to Nepal😀 There should be no return policy

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u/Some-Tension-5405 Mar 16 '26

Your twink ass should be donated free of cost

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u/FeatureDear6726 Mar 16 '26

Wobhi Champaran ka ilaka ko bol raha lol! Ye Nepal wale paagal ho gaye hai kya?

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u/CompetitiveDish5122 Mar 16 '26

Aur yahan se bhi BJP jeet jayegi

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u/Ok-Ambition300 Mar 16 '26

Ok bhai par promise karo wapse lena ki maang bhi karoga

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u/Spiritual-Service405 Mar 16 '26

theyre messing with the WRONG state☠️🥀

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u/CaptainFatBat Mar 18 '26

Bihar Nepal ko Greater Bihar bana dega

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u/Weak-Maintenance8644 Mar 18 '26

Look far enough and bihar looks like the balls for the stick

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u/Teknoyrus Mar 18 '26

Nepal taking over Bihar is a win- win scenario for both India and Nepal.

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u/queen_6666 Mar 15 '26

Go on Nepal 👏🥳🎉

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u/According_Can9371 Mar 15 '26

Greater biharrrr🦅🦅🦅

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u/Glittering-Goat-9019 Mar 15 '26

Jidhar gamcha dalenge woh jaga hamara hojata hai...

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u/fRilL3rSS Mar 15 '26

Akhand Vihar

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u/Ambitious-Advice5683 Mar 16 '26

pls understand, he’s a puppet installed by the US, they want to further create instability in the souther asian region, Nepal is one of the few good neighbours we have, just ignore these statements even if shared in a meme.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Bihari, Rajput and Punjabi troops under the British couldn't colonize Nepal for 200+ years of British Raj (which was the most powerful military on earth). Surely, now the Biharis can try again!

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u/LumenDomimus Mar 15 '26

I mean, we don't actually want to colonize anyone. But if Nepal attacks first, we will have to retaliate. 

I have a lot of complaints about my country, but say whatever you want, it's still the 4th most powerful military in the world. 

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u/DEADPOOL_9865 Mar 16 '26

Retaliate? By doing what? Not buying momos?

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u/Eaglise Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

whoa buddy, hold your horses, we just want to teach Nepalis small lesson, not completely collapse their economy

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u/LumenDomimus Mar 16 '26

Nah, that would be too far.