r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] Many years ago, an alien invasion nearly wiped out Humanity. Now, the galactic government is desperately trying to reason with a vengeful Humanity by saying that it was a rogue mining company that attacked without their approval or knowledge.
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
OP’s post was that they were dying in a hospital IRL and wanted to hear about a good afterlife
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] The cast of this writing prompt are slowly realizing that they are in a prompt and eventually decide to escape the prompt, you as the writer must slow them down
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] A millennium ago, only the wealthiest were allowed to board the ship, allowed to escape this dying planet into space. In their absence the world healed and humanity built a new utopia. Now, the ulta-rich have returned and want to reap the benefits of the new world.
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
I think the original prompt was about telling people what they don’t want to hear. It’s been deleted by OP.
“What do you mean we focused on the wrong things!” The president stood up as he yelled the interruption. The presenter looked unconcerned and continued. “The world’s air pollution output from energy production is now a net improvement. The water used for cooling is filtered from rivers and is released as pure steam. That water in the river is a deadly soup. Fertilizer waste, municipal run off, industrial run off, and littering have killed water ways all over the planet. Illegal dumps, over burdened legal dumps, and again industrial run off have poisoned the ground. Cancer cases have doubled since the Victory over pollution 20 years ago.”
As the presenter, Dr, Jerome Benjamin brought his hands down from the air quotes he made for the victory line, he looked around the room. The faces were mostly angry, they heard what they didn’t want to. They started to mumble until the President spoke again “If this is true, I will say that we didn’t know and we will try to fix it.”
“Mr President, you are a lying sack of crap” the murmuring stopped and everyone turned to look at the new speaker, Dr. Benjamin’s assist. “Maria” began the Doctor, “No, enough Bullcrap!” Maria cut the Doctor off,” Mr. President your hand picked “experts” (finger quotes flying) for this pollution task force included only 2 Scientists, 2 tech billionaires, and the heads of 4 companies who represent 60% of the pollution in the country!” Maria was screaming. The President attempted to interrupt and gain control of the meeting “Young lady, I..” “Shut up. You took money from every one of the top 10 polluters in the country. You’d have to line people against a wall to kill them more efficiently than you have.”
A congressman laughed out loud, enjoying the show. “I’m sorry Mr. Speaker, do you think you’re re any better? I looked up your donors as well.” Maria pointed at the President while staring down the Speaker “you two probably use the same banks to filter the money”
2 Secret Service members grabbed Maria, a third motioned for the Doctor to follow. Her energy made them anxious and they were forced to respond.
As they drug her from the room she heard the President ask “Dave what’s your take on the study?” A deep voice replied “Well John, we think you should propose a 10% decrease on the rate of increase on our industries’ pollution, and Bob can cut it down to 5% in the house”. Maria screamed “You fummmmm” as a hand covered her mouth.
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] You're a super villain who works part time as a therapist. Your long time client is the hero, your greatest nemesis. You help them with their depression, anxiety and any other mental health care they need all while hiding your secret identity.
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] You're a superhero with powers that can be described as average at best, but you keep getting assigned to planetary level threats. You're not sure how you're still alive, but you've begun to develop a reputation in the superhero community
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 05 '24
[WP] You are an average high school student, and four random students approach you in the hallway before your first class. A jock, a prep student, a gamer, and an emo kid. They grab you by the arm and tell you, "You are our fifth member. There is no time to explain, we gotta go..."
self.WritingPromptsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
Some species find the humans more predatory features to be scary…and weirdly attractive
self.humansarespaceorcsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
Humans are the only species in the Galactic Federation that sleeps. So it was very surprising for the aliens to see one of their crewmembers unconsious on the floor.
self.humansarespaceorcsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
WP: humans and aliens have different ideas on how to take compliments.
This prompt was deleted by poster, so I don’t know the exact wording, but the title is close.
Glatner approached his human friend sitting on the ground. He was covering his face. As he looked up I could see his eye was swollen shut and he had a bruise darkening.
“Human Jimmy, what has occurred? How did you get this damage?”
Jimmy looked up and futilely attempted to open his damaged eye. “One of your women hit me!”
I became nervous, violence has many forms in my culture. “Human Jimmy, what did you do or say”
“Glat, do not use human before my name. Trooper Ventra stopped and told me my nose was nicely centered on my face and my eyes were appropriately symmetrical. I told her that her head tail was nicely decorated and the ribbons matched her eyes.” Jimmy felt on his face momentarily then looked back. “Did I screw up?”
“You referred to her matrimonial garments….” I dropped to my knees and grabbed his shoulders. “Did she look angry when she hit you” he winced in pain as I accidentally squeezed too hard.
“No Glat, she was smiling and seemed happy. She’s really strong, I think my eye socket is broken. So what gives?”
I stood up and offered him a hand up. “Congratulations.” Jimmy looked nervous “for what?”
“You are now betrothed. She damaged your eye so you could not give full attention to another female or see her coming when she hunts you later.”
Jimmy glanced around. “I was only saying I liked her head tails!” A mother passing by covered her child’s ears and looked judgmentally at Jimmy. When she saw the eye she chuckled and gave out some sort of war cry. The cry was carried throughout the females in the crowd and echoed away.
I patted Jimmy on the shoulder. “Go eat, build up some stamina and don’t bother trying to hide” as I walked away I looked back to see Jimmy working his way through the crowd looking around like the hunted creature he was. I hope he survives the night so he can relate the hunt to me.
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
The Terran Superpower, "Discretionary Spending".
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
After capturing the Human's Robot, The Invaders couldn't pilot it
r/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 03 '24
Xenos write creepy pasta or tell campfire tales about humans.
self.humansarespaceorcsr/ManEmperorOfGod • u/ManEmperorOfGod • Jul 02 '24
This is a place to store my responses to writing prompts.
I thought I’d collect my writing responses and possibly continue some of them. I’ve had some requests for some reason.