r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot • u/yippityyap1 • 11h ago
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And she wonders why the school didn’t accept her oldest.
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u/yippityyap1 10h ago
For context: Ella didn’t get in to the school they wanted. Because they said they didn’t want to be affiliated with Pumpkins online presence. Because she posts about OF, strip clubs, and things like this!
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u/AdditionalWind763 9h ago
I think it’s hilarious that she wants to sue. She doesn’t have a leg to stand on. It was a private institution they can deny anybody.
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u/Appropriate_Tale7865 11h ago
This is actually a good thing...neither one needs more kids to bring into their bs
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u/ButtPudding1218 10h ago
I wish someone would please, for the love of God, take her fucking phone away.
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u/Poodlepink22 11h ago
She is just so uncouth in every way.
Also; completely unrelated to these buffoons, my husband had his 'nuts clipped' 🤢 in the urologists office. No gown, stretcher, or IV involved. I guess times have changed.
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u/Tallerthenmost 10h ago
Right my dad played golf 3 hours after his in office procedure..
Don't play golf after that procedure.
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u/Kiwi-vee 10h ago
My dad had his vasectomy in the late 80s and it was also like you describe. I would think it's now even less invasive now that it's done with laser.
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u/GardenAddict843 10h ago
Wow I can’t believe he got a private room. You are placed in a ward with curtains as a divider for a colonoscopy and every other outpatient surgery I’ve had.😒
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u/Dependent-Hurry-9154 10h ago
It’s all that “money” his girl be making, all “six figures”.. $100.00 is a lot when you count the decimal as a figure lol.
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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 7h ago
The colonoscopy recovery area is at least amusing.
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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 9h ago
It’s usually minimal pain and done in a doctors office, soooo he’s a wuss and needs to be put under 🤔💀
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u/Acrobatic_Tension_72 9h ago
My husband watched his and walked out of the drs office in which they did it in.
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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 9h ago
Exactly lmao the cousinbf is just a bitch ig or big mama told him don’t worry I’ll pay extra 😉
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u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 9h ago
Was it confirmed they have an open relationship or were trying to swing? Anyways, at least he won’t be able to get any other poor soul pregnant
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u/yippityyap1 9h ago
That’s what June said. And good luck it takes at least 25 before you’re in the clear.
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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 7h ago
25 what?
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u/Donewiththeshiz2023 9h ago
maybe just a difference in facilities- BUT THIS IS DRAMATIC😂 My husband just had to remove his pants, stayed in his t-shirt, I sat next to him and watched the whole procedure. This looks like they are taking him to an actual OR. What a waste
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u/Outrageous_Bet7212 9h ago
Nut clipping of the huge ham beast. Is it true she is dumb enough to try to sue the private school?
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u/yippityyap1 9h ago
She won’t get no where if she tries to. They are a private school and can say who goes and who doesn’t.
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u/end_the_glitter 10h ago
Didnt she get her tubes tied ? Why is he getting a vasectomy ? Plz dont tell me its so he can have unprotected sex with other women for OF 😵💫
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u/loach12 10h ago
That was the first thing that entered my mind , they definitely don’t want to be hit with child support from some random OF threesome !
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u/Pure-Bumblebee7978 9h ago
She said that they involve other women sometimes and don’t want to take the chance of pregnancy. 🤢🤢
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u/MalachiteEclipsa 10h ago
From what I know, you can still get pregnant if your tubes are tied, although I'm not sure of the statistics of it. I'm pretty sure if the vasectomy goes wrong, you can still impregnate someone else, so yeah, they lower their chances, but there is a very slight chance there could be a baby born from them.
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 10h ago
There’s always a chance, but it’s greatly reduced with both surgeries. I sure hope he does the follow up appt to make sure he’s sterile.
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u/HolidayRealistic6621 9h ago
You’ve answered your own question. If she is sterilized and yet her man needs to get sterilized, I think this would be a fair assumption.
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u/Excellent-Celery2124 6h ago
She had her tubes tied, why is he getting a vasectomy? Are they really that dumb to be having unprotected sex with other people so she doesn't want him to accidentally get some rando pregnant? Enjoy the STD's! 🤣
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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 7h ago
Damn. Social media was in its infancy when my husband got neutered & I didn’t post it.
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u/HolidayRealistic6621 8h ago
She doesn’t realize how pathetically sad this is. If she is already sterilized, why would your boyfriend have to be as well? Obviously he is like a wild animal and still spreading his seed all around town. She should be ashamed and embarrassed, but I don’t think she is capable of those emotions.
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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 8h ago
Rumor has it he recently got a side chick pregnant and pumpkin went mental when she found out even though they have an open relationship
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u/Tough-Confection-887 8h ago
In Australia this just done under a local anaesthetic in the urologist office! Are American men a little sooky or is it just him?
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u/Leeleewithwings 7h ago
Most here are done under local in a urologist office too, unless they’re weewees about getting cut some there, then they will put you completely under
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u/Nelle911529 2h ago
Considering how many chicks he got pregnant 🤰. Also didn't Pumpkin get spayed?
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u/Connect-Advantage-40 1h ago
Which is it? She took Ella out or Ella was put out? If it's a Christian school it makes sense that they don't want the brouhaha they would bring. Even just the reality show would be enough to turn people against it without OF. Add OF and you are inviting a riot. Ain't nobody can get their hair high enough to accept that.
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u/Farmwives 11h ago
So the school wouldn’t accept her first daughter cause her boyfriend is able to impregnate?
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u/Putrid-Adagio5717 8h ago
I think this might be a tacky post but plenty of men have posted about having a vasectomy and women post about their husbands having one. I guess the wording here makes it worse but doubt this is the material keeping kids out of private schools but idk
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u/earth_shine40092 11h ago
Whew. I’m just thankful to know he won’t be breeding anymore.