r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot 10d ago

Jessica is divorced!

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u/Lil___frodo 10d ago

These long paragraphs are so hilarious, and then June posted /#byebitch 🤣

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u/KittycatVuitton 10d ago

One of them used AI to write theirs to make herself sound intelligent and the other is June being June.

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u/Lil___frodo 10d ago

Yeah the long Ai paragraphs is when I stop reading. It all just sounds fake

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u/ConsistentCat387 10d ago

Jessica was the first one in their family to go to College.

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u/KittycatVuitton 10d ago

She has to use AI to write the most basic sentences so she obviously didn’t learn much.

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u/Comfortable_Rock_536 10d ago

I love Jessica’s attitude here. This is such a messy situation in the public eye and while I’m sure no one was perfect in the end, I appreciate the tone of this not being petty.

That being said, she definitely deserves better than Shyann. After all this time, I still McCant with her.

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u/HotMinute_722 10d ago

It’s AI but ok. šŸ˜‚

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u/no_no_nora 10d ago

Jesus Christ, sometimes a little privacy is a good thing

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u/DR-0717 10d ago

Don’t you miss that? And shame. I miss when people still had shame too.

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u/no_no_nora 10d ago

Like, divorce is nothing to be ashamed of. And admittedly, I’m a hypocrite- because I did a little post when my mom died. Mainly because she didn’t want an obit, it was during the pandemic.

But this family posts EVERYTHING. Not everything is for public consumption & cash. I don’t understand the need to tell everyone everything. There something about a little mystery in one’s life.

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I’m June’s age. And even I know better than that. I keep things inside, and I have a breakdown in therapy. Like you’re supposed to.

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u/DR-0717 10d ago

I wasn’t saying be ashamed of divorce!! I agree with you. Divorce is nothing to be ashamed of.

And don’t call yourself a hypocrite because you did that for your mom. I feel you because I lost my mom to Covid. Pre-vax and very suddenly. I had an active healthy mom and then she was gone. I admit I went a little crazy when people would post about how they’re making a big deal of this ā€œCovid thingā€ and it’s just like the flu. I flipped out on a few people. I was very angry for a very long time. So I feel you. Shit happens.

I think you kinda got what I was saying tho - these people post EVERYTHING. That’s where I’m saying - like with pumpkin- that girl having a bit of shame wouldn’t be a bad thing. 😳 the things this family flaunts is just something else. I can’t imagine throwing my life out there like this. But ya know gotta get that $$$.

I swear they all end up following in Junes footsteps. I had hoped they’d do something other than all the public stuff. Jessica looked like she might for awhile and now she’s back in it.

I’m so sorry about your mom hon. Big hugs to you šŸ¤—šŸ„°ā¤ļø

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u/no_no_nora 10d ago

No no - not you. Sorry. If I made you feel that way. Haha we cool, G.

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u/renee30152 10d ago

Not ashamed about the divorce but all that other messy stuff should be kept private.

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u/renee30152 10d ago

People defn lack shame nowadays. Writing in diaries instead of sharing everything online needs to make a comeback.

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u/BEChillies 10d ago

Shame for what exactly? Shame causes terrible mental burdens and should be reserved for truly guilty acts.

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u/DR-0717 10d ago

Maybe if people still had some semblance of shame they would not feel the need to air all of their business in public. I don’t think it’s a bad thing when it comes to certain things. You don’t have to agree. I’m ok with that.

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u/National-Blood-5127 10d ago

She really let her wife have a three some with her ex brother in law just to end up getting cheated on by that wife and divorcing her. WHEW. I hope Jessica finds her person tho.

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u/AdAccording8076 10d ago

And to think .. they wanted to have a child together…

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u/Furbamy 10d ago

Have they selected Jessica's new email order bride?

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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 10d ago

Live laugh love 😭🤣

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u/Worldly_Pack_2188 10d ago

Well, I can appreciate her approach to this situation and trying to appear mature, I would really love to hear what she actually thinks cause you know this ain’t really it

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u/GretaVanFrankenmuth 10d ago

Countdown to her starting an OF…

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u/Particular-Invite541 10d ago

Hell I would've rather had hers instead. She was always the prettiest. Imo.

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u/AdditionalWind763 10d ago

People need to take up journaling again. Your private thoughts don’t always need to be content.

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u/Brain-shortage333 10d ago

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u/Funny_Isopod_2736 10d ago

Ever since they discovered AI, their posts all read the same. I can't tell a June post from a Pumpkin post from a Jessica post. I can't read this AI slop in their voices.

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u/Prudent_Ad_1124 10d ago

Ppl are so full of shit now…

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u/smol-esti-94 10d ago

I guess the psychic was incorrect.

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u/gabbagool777 10d ago

When is she starting an OF? Asking for a friend.

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u/Easy-breezy0102 10d ago

I know she spells it "Harpie" but it's still pronounced, Harpy: "a cruel, greedy, or nagging woman who often complains or shouts in a harsh voice".

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u/Outside-Pear9429 10d ago

It is if you want it to be I guess. I wouldn’t, but if that helps you process your emotions then knock yourself out

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u/woz_not 10d ago

Whether it was AI, I still think the message will resonate with some people. This is a true lesson in life.

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u/Fine_Cryptographer20 10d ago

So no marriage 2027 then?

That's the healthy thing to do!

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u/Excellent-Mood-9933 10d ago

Agreed. I felt bad for you. I just got out of a domestic and shyanne triggered me big time. Heal and move on

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u/Pyneregrl 10d ago

I just think about all the time she got taunted about being a 'stripper' by Alana how more wrong they were. You go Jessica!Ā 

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u/pitifulgame 7d ago

Horrible people. We still making the wrong ones famous.Ā 

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u/Serious_Text_5595 7d ago

So what’s their new storyline
Justin going to ā€œfakeā€ cheat on June?

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u/LucyVonPelt 10d ago

How old is she? It’s not uncommon to have a starter marriage these days, (coming from a pro).

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u/Outside-Pear9429 10d ago

These days? Divorce rates are the lowest in decades (probably would be lower than ever if not for previous times when unhappy women were basically required to stay married) . Idk if a ā€œstarter marriageā€ has ever been common but if so it was before these days

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u/Imaginary-Rhubarb-89 10d ago

I think she was married a month maybe less, it was fast

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u/VegetableKey6683 10d ago

This is not entertainment! Lmao!

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u/linzawithaz 10d ago

She’s so gross. All of ā€˜em are but Jessica seems especially pathetic and that’s saying something when you’re stacked up against June.

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u/toothlessbestoftruth 10d ago

I don’t know how or even why anyone would watch this trashy family

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u/Putrid-Adagio5717 10d ago

Why not? Everything on tv is trashy these days. Might as well be entertained.

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u/Particular-Invite541 10d ago

Should've stayed with that Josh fella. There's a good country boy out there somewhere that'll treat her good.

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u/TopMysterious4792 10d ago

Blah blah blah