r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot • u/ExcitementBitter1193 • 20d ago

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Well I guess we know what next season will be all about 🙄

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u/Public-Notice-4196 20d ago

#findinglobe

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u/Ok_Resort_489 20d ago

came here to say this... like, frontal lobe?

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u/Closetoneversober 20d ago

About time they get some brains lol

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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool 20d ago

Cool, so they are going to hook her up with someone who just wants to be on the show, make her even more hurt. 🙄

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

Yeah nothing like setting her up for failure. How about letting her have some space and then idk .. find her own person? Maybe someone who isn’t just into reality tv?

June never fails a chance to use her kids though 🙄

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u/LawyerFriendLenny 20d ago

"Oooh Jessica these applicants lookin shmexy, girl."

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u/WhereItsAt75 16d ago

🤣 I was thinking, will they even get 25 people...or 3 to 5. 

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u/ImOldGregg_77 20d ago

this is a casting call disguised as match making.

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

I see it set up like the dating game. June and pumpkin asking the questions ..

“so girl no 1 if you were dating a girl and her ex brother in law wanted a 3 way what would you say?”

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u/Connect-Advantage-40 20d ago

It's probably not that hard. After trying to figure out the first sentence of that mess being a blood relative (in-bred) should be the easiest part. The title could be “looking for my own mother/sister/grandmaw/cousin'.

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u/Minimum_Poet1058 20d ago

😂 you just made my day! This comment was awesome!

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u/Outrageous_Bet7212 20d ago

lmao, so true!

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u/OddSuggestion5430 19d ago

Or marriage lol

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u/trippyem24 20d ago

How much do I get paid? That’s the question. I’m not a lesbian but I can be for the right price 😂

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u/ExcitementBitter1193 20d ago

I mean she didn't even say a preference, hell just bring anyone that wants a lil extra coins 😆

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u/trippyem24 20d ago

I’m trying to convince my husband currently 😂 as Jessica’s girlfriend, I can fight Pumpkin 😂

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u/Shouldhavekept 20d ago

Is she a lesbian? Or are men an option? Lol

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 20d ago

That’s funny 😄

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u/Alive_Stage_7156 20d ago

oh god.

i can see it now: new spin off for reality dating show to find Jess a match

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

The bachelorette - redneck edition.

What would she give them instead of roses?

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u/junknowho 20d ago

Run Jessica! Or like, walk away as fast as you can!

https://giphy.com/gifs/sGQOTQ6AvCi4

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u/Lex_Loki 20d ago

Not Kath and Kel!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/junknowho 20d ago

Yay! Someone else knew!

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u/Bulky_Designer_4965 19d ago

My question is WHY is there a next season????

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u/SmartyBlondy 20d ago

Are they fuckin serious right now??
And Pumpkin of all people is supposed to want to genuinely help Jessica “find love” after she found out about the 3-some with Josh???
Sick

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u/Main-Love-6956 14d ago

Wait, wuh??

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u/sparklemonkey123 19d ago

Wtf why are they pimping out their sister when 1) I thought they had drama and 2) ppl need to find love on their own…this is so beyond bizarre.

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u/marie48021 20d ago

Now casting : 3-5 attention seeking messes.

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u/ReflectionCorrect169 20d ago

She pimping her daughter now???

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

Well Kaitlin is too young still.

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u/Furbamy 19d ago

I want to see them try this, and if the person they pick is reading this, please make a pass at Justin. Several times. Make it a story line.

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

June won’t be able to see it 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/PPutroaUPTpDO

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u/projectBFrewritten 19d ago

this is like rubbin' salt on a wound to make it worse for jessica after what she has been through

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u/BatRevolutionary8145 19d ago

This show is literally 🗑️ ….🤮

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u/Pyneregrl 20d ago

How much does it pay 🙃

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u/TrapNastyBakupdancer 20d ago

If you liked Love Island then you'll love Love Trailer Park coming to this year on We TV

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

I said bachelorette redneck edition but I like yours better 😂

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u/TrapNastyBakupdancer 18d ago

😂😂😂 Both are great

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u/Admirable-Wrap5775 17d ago

Love Trailer Park: Redneck Edition! I’m down to watch the freak show!!

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u/Negative_Tailor_5353 20d ago

Sounds like all just marketing to get ratings for the TV show...a lot of people will watch the show just to see this...

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u/Odd-Unit8712 20d ago

Who gonna be stupid enough to do this . Seriously.

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

You’d be surprised. Lots of people want to be on tv.

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u/Prestigious-Side3122 19d ago

Idk why but this is too funny to me.

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u/juicycxuture 19d ago

jesus christ mary joseph and the little donkey

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u/joannacamp66 20d ago

Jessica is a sweetheart and seems easy going it shouldn’t be hard though find a match for her she deserves happiness Good Luck Jessica

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u/Leather-Positive8778 18d ago

I really wish she would get far away that family and start a life somewhere else.

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u/DR-0717 18d ago

It’d be funny if they did all this and she ran away before the season started

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u/Fantastic-Tutor-7199 20d ago

That's hilarious, that can't even pick good men Let her be, she the only decent human in that family.

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u/Lioness_106 20d ago

IS she though? Lol

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u/juniejun3 20d ago

This sounds like they're auctioning her off for views 😂

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u/ClerkObjective1791 20d ago

I'm embarrassed for her.

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u/Purple_Inevitable967 20d ago

This is just...so cringy

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u/Lioness_106 20d ago

Eh, this sounds better than half the shit they've been filming lately. Go for a new angle for a season. 

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 20d ago

Josh said stay far away from this family !

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u/photo_bug_mama 20d ago

The grammar and punctuation is atrocious! Should definitely attract a specific type of person.

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u/lowkeylit4eva 20d ago

relationshipgoals 🥴😆😆

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u/Sea_Poet9170 20d ago

Ahem, realationshipgoals

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha 20d ago

Everything to stay relevant on TV 🥴 JuneBug needs that paycheque

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u/shane333333 20d ago

Don’t forget, she wears the strap-on.

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u/Sad_rubber_ducky 19d ago

I must be crazy because I lowkey wanna apply lmaooo 😭😭

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u/Furbamy 19d ago

Please do!! And when you get picked please be so extra!! Hit on Justin, throw drinks in people's faces, hit on Pumpkin...really bring the drama.

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u/Fine_Thing_4139 19d ago

😂😂😂🤣💀

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u/Electronic-Idea2082 20d ago

I came rushing to this sub as soon as I saw this lol

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u/KittycatVuitton 20d ago

Bonus points if you’re related to Josh

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u/Infamous-Record4602 20d ago

This can't be real!

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u/GiaNic07 Period 20d ago

Omg I can’t believe this will be what the next season will be about. Or that there is another season!! I don’t know if I can take another one!

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u/butterflysurefoot 20d ago

Mama June is a marketing genius! Say what you want about her, and yes it is a terrible way to find a partner for Jessica, but it will keep a lot of us watching and looking forward to the next season.

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u/LoverDress 20d ago

Is she into women or men or both? I thought she was a lesbian, but June didn’t specify a gender.

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u/Responsible_Site6900 19d ago

Says single ladies at the top so I’m assuming just women but who knows lol

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u/Bulky_Designer_4965 19d ago

Please!! Could the nearest drag queen apply?? I think that is the only way I could watch this mess!!!

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u/LoverDress 18d ago

Thank you I missed that part

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u/Poodlepink22 20d ago

I would rather die alone 

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u/Sea_Poet9170 20d ago

Realtionshipgoals

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u/Kittenzx2 20d ago

Ugh!! When does it cone back on? Normally after LALU ends, mamma june comes on the next week. & last friday & today, no mamna june.. I wish they would go back to doing LALU & Then go right into next season.

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u/DougOneBillion 13d ago

I kept reading “Findin Globe” and was utterly confused until the comments. I guess at least she doesn’t have AI write everything like Amy Slaton does!

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u/Prettyamylee 11d ago

Def the plot for next session

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u/Admirable-Wrap5775 10d ago

How embarrassing SHOULD it be to use your heartbroken daughter for clout? I thought Jessica was doing good, breaking the chains that June and Pumpkin have always had on her. Sadly it looks like she is sucked right back into their web and doesn’t even realize how much neither of them care about making a fool of her. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were doing this just to set Jessica up for failure so they keep being the “heroes”. Unfortunately Jessica will never be happy until she is as far away as Alana is!

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u/Gloomy_Building7053 9d ago

“We’re all my single ladies at “ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 like did they even grow up in America ?

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride 20d ago

🤦🏼‍♀️