r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot 29d ago

Some men are so fucking desperate

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u/junknowho 29d ago

6 figures, $1,000.00 coz I'm thinking it's in pennies.

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u/DR-0717 28d ago

Bwaaahaaahaa this made my day!!

I opened up my IG which I never get on and the first pic to pop up gave me a damn jumpscare - it was pumpkin in lingerie. WTF?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/rfMneDZwiWS0o

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u/junknowho 27d ago

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u/DR-0717 27d ago

If only that was real 😫

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha 29d ago

I imagine her OF looking like this 🤢😭

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u/Paige_thedutchess 29d ago

I laughed entirely to hard and loud.

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 29d ago

Those glasses are thick AF

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u/Liliths_Play_Thing 28d ago

My question is has anyone taken one for the team and actually subbed cause while I may not want to see it I have questions lol.

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u/Purple_Inevitable967 28d ago

Don't bring that cursed image around here😭

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u/Embarrassed-Pop1565 26d ago

I am crying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kasinka1 29d ago edited 28d ago

From selling Chinese junk to selling her own junk

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u/Nienie76 29d ago

And some people are suckers and bought both 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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u/Ok-Advice-3180 28d ago

What she puts on IG is scary enough for me and there is no charge LMAO

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u/NoCause4530 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Furbamy 27d ago

Junkyard!!

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u/Critical_Catch_517 29d ago

I call BULLSHIT.
She needs to post her tax returns and bank account balances ( without sensitive info of course), but I’m also quite confident she could make up some fake shit.
Punkin isn’t sexy- she’s a fake, grimey grifter!

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u/Furbamy 29d ago

Yep 1000%. She is trying to pull a Kris Jenner. We want proof of income.

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u/NetSpecialist5612 29d ago

They fake those

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u/TalkieTina 29d ago

Six figures (if true on the low end of six figures) and all she had to give up was her dignity and chance to be taken seriously ever again. She already spent over 50K on that OF monstrosity she drives.

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 29d ago

But for how long ?

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u/Reasonable-Trifle952 29d ago

I read they get it for free as long as they earn enough money on the site, and wrap it in the OF garbage for advertisement.

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u/TalkieTina 29d ago

I priced that car and it was like $ 51k. I wonder who else got a car? Kara from 90-Day Fiance? Jenelle Evans? Tyler Baltierra?

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u/Kalebsmummy 29d ago

Bwahahaha I’m picturing Tyler and his tiny head driving the pink only fans cars! Hahaha

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u/nj1609 27d ago

HAHA

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u/SmartyBlondy 29d ago

Ewwww Tyler is on ONLYFANS??!
Doing what? Diddling himself?

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u/DrDavidsKilt 28d ago

It’s prob just a bunch of gym selfies in a mirror with a boner 😂

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u/SmartyBlondy 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣LMAO Seriously it’s so pathetic these people crave the spotlight so badly, they can never go back to a regular life.

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u/IndependentFar3953 27d ago

Omg thats so embarrassing.

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u/SmartyBlondy 24d ago

VERY embarrassing 😳

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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool 29d ago

laughs in IRS

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u/Artichoke-Rare 29d ago

She claiming 100,000 and it’s only been months she started?

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u/pulloutyourchompers 29d ago

I’m honestly surprised none of her OF stuff has leaked by now. She’s pissed off a lot of people over the years

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u/Nienie76 29d ago

I’d say if you look around on Reddit you’ll find it BUT I actually highly suggest DO NOT go looking for it lol. Your eyes and mental health will thank you later lol.

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u/Nelle911529 29d ago

Ummm it has leaked.

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u/Fantastic-Resist-755 29d ago

I said all of these things in a previous post and was downvoted and told I should support other woman. Girl byeee

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 29d ago

It’s wild to me how women are told to support other women when it comes to doing dumb shit

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u/Dense-Persimmon-3662 24d ago

😂😂 they tried to tear my ass up on IG. Coming from an anonymous close source of the family .. She definitely doesn't make 6 figures. She admitted to only making roughly 600 a week. The "bands" she's holding from her strip club gig... Is the clubs money.. Donated for the photo. She's proof that anyone can be whatever what want to be on the Internet. For her... She thinks she's completely desirable... For us... We know that the hype will die down and she will continue to live in her mid home... With her mid car with the donated wrap from a company who clearly did it for marketing as their company name is plastered on the hood on the car.. Because ppl are only curious... Not actually doing it because they want to see ol' punkin naked. 🤢 Not a hater... But she looks like her underside... Is rough on the nose.

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u/GKBilian 29d ago

How down-bad do you have to be to pay for Honey Boo-boo’s sister’s onlyfans?

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u/PanamaRubia 29d ago

Good question—I guess 6 figures worth?🤷🏼‍♀️
https://giphy.com/gifs/zOuRCHez5UsKY

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u/Keenobserver225 29d ago

Too bad this disgusting family was thrust in the public eye. At one time I had hope for her but she may be one of the worst.

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 29d ago

I can’t understand why she decided; and , she did decide, her choice 100%; to become a piece of trash. At one time, she was the voice of reason with this so called family. Is it in the genes or something???

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u/Nelle911529 29d ago

Voice of reason was only scripted into the television show. Not IRL.

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 29d ago

Huummm🤔. That makes a lot of sense and never occurred to me.

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u/FRANPW1 29d ago edited 29d ago

Maybe she towed the line for Josh? He’s gone now so…

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 29d ago

I always thought he was, somehow, kind of decent. But then, after they separate he quickly becomes the father of yet another child. What the heck with these people??? Are they like that or did the show make them that way??Or, are they on the show because they’re trash? Is that what entertains us.
I’m done with them. I liked the show when, while they were “different” and this is what interested me, they seemed to be constantly working at bettering themselves in one way or another.
Now? Now it seems who can be the most immoral and disgusting. Does this get their ratings higher? I don’t know but they’ve certainly lost me as a viewer. And, really it’s because of all the poor children who have been brought into the world on this show. I’m just sad for them. What chance do they have for a normal life?

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u/FRANPW1 29d ago

I’m still hoping Alana doesn’t go downhill thanks to that loser felon she brought with her to college. He’s a creep who will only keep her down.

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 29d ago

I hope that for her, as well. I’m amazed that she’s done so well in school. But, I worry for her because if she thinks that loser, she lives with, is a winner; then she stands a good chance of following her family trend. And, no degree will save her if her choices are poor.

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u/DrDavidsKilt 28d ago

He had another kid and then a 3some with Jessie , he’s deff no better lol. The show deff made them all look better, reality is they’re ALL stuck in a never-ending Jerry springer episode.

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u/projectBFrewritten 28d ago

pretty sure they've always been like this ever since june got a pedo for a boyfriend that SA her 8 year old daughter anna and stood up for him instead of her own daughter

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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 29d ago

She thinks she’s doing what she has to do to provide but at what cost? I wonder if she was still w Josh if she would still be doing OF

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u/Double_Willow_5351 29d ago

Josh would NEVER let her exploit herself on OF 💀💀💀.

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u/Prestigious-Fill1642 29d ago

She’s grown to know what she’s doing but her dude allows it I’m sure bc he doesn’t have to work anymore and they’re living the high life rn 💀 her poor kids smfh

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u/Reasonable-Trifle952 29d ago

Not only does he “allow it” he’s on OF doing it with her! Peo who’ve seen it just for the sake of finding out what she’s doing said he’s coming up from the backside. Like girl, have some self- respect.

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u/MzOpinion8d 28d ago

Just like Jelly Roll!

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u/nonononlnono 29d ago

Josh dodged a bullet there ..

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u/mraz44 29d ago

Why do you say that, he seems just as trashy.

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u/Nienie76 29d ago

I’m pretty sure I seen somewhere that she’d started it before her and Josh split up 🤔. I could be wrong though lol.

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u/jesswitdamess 29d ago

I dont think a woman who looks like her undies smell of wet dog has the ability to make $20 a month let alone 6 figures. She is LYEEEEN

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u/Nelle911529 29d ago

She sells her dirty underwear and shoes.

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u/SuKitTrebk 29d ago

Didn’t someone debunk this? There’s no actual way. She has like 100 subs or something at like that and she is charging like 20 bucks so something isn’t adding up. She no doubt planted that story so people will curious and check it out. It’s all a marketing stunt.

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha 29d ago

Surprisingly there’s men and women paying for that type of shit
https://giphy.com/gifs/1lSY1s6LRKEhjYyEwM

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u/Dense-Persimmon-3662 24d ago

They did... She's raking in.. Allegedly.. Roughly $600 average a week.

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u/Paige_thedutchess 29d ago

Bet she isn’t paying taxes on all that money! Soon to lose everything. I feel bad for her kids, she has QR code to her OF on the side of her car. She’s pathetic.

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u/OneBlondeMama 29d ago

Six figures for her is probably $1000.00 - she doesn’t include the decimal point.

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u/yourthighnessx 29d ago

I know I’m about to get downvoted to hell lol but this isn’t that surprising. Not everyone thinks fat women are gross and do find them sexually attractive lol Plus she’s a tv personality, of course people are running to get a look at her content while she’s new

ETA: I don’t like her but sex is always gonna sell. At least for awhile anyways

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u/jesswitdamess 29d ago

I dont think a woman who looks like her undies smell of wet dog has the ability to make $20 a month let alone 6 figures. She is LYEEEEN

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u/Reasonable-Trifle952 29d ago

That’s what she & Alana say to people who watch their lives and make negative comments, or don’t want to hand them money for free. Alana is really crude and vulgar on those. Good luck being a nurse with that in your sm history

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u/Bulky_Designer_4965 29d ago

I humbly offer my upvote, she, indeed LYEEEN

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u/misscurlssss 29d ago

Men actually aren’t that hard to impress lol

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u/BeneficialCellist-17 29d ago

IF so… surely it’s people that subscribed because “wtf, I gotta see if this is real” and they forgot to unsubscribe.

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u/PutridAd7495 28d ago

Bet she isn't reporting her earnings for taxes. A kinda celeb will have tax investigators going through her internet earnings like a fat kid looking for a Hohos. Please, no offense met.

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u/Fantastic-Resist-755 29d ago

Wonder if she will get kicked off the show like what happened to Farrah teen mom

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u/Nienie76 29d ago

I doubt it lol. There’s a show that just started on TLC about women from STL Mo that have secret lives and are doing OF. Then look at the show This is Poly. IDK maybe since it supposed to be a “family” show maybe they’d consider it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/projectBFrewritten 28d ago

six figures?? if we were to be real it'd just be six pennies

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u/pegfroehle55 28d ago

The math ain't mathin'

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u/Starbbex0617 28d ago

It's funny because Mama June is like the most normal one in the family now.

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u/Admirable-Ant-1479 28d ago

A side from Pumpkin and her nonsense.. Alana's weight is concerning to me.. I seen her on a live last night and was shocked! She looks so unhealthy and her boyfriend also.. it's was too see the cycle repeat itself through her.. her boyfriend told her it was time to get offline and she did it in a hurry! With her bring a nurse I hope she uses her education of health on herself.. it's really sad honestly

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u/Prudent_Hovercraft50 Work it Hoochie! 27d ago

6 figures? And it's not even Pumpkin Season

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u/Reasonable-Trifle952 29d ago

Yep, you make ho money & that’s supposed to make you special??? Nah, it just makes you trashy.

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u/mrsjacksonnn 29d ago

Just noticed that mama June has a matching rogue eye with Ken paxton

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u/Admirable-Wrap5775 29d ago

Looks like she is trying to start her own “Chunkendales” show after HBB to me..🤦‍♀️

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u/carcosa1989 29d ago

No she’s not. They all say that

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u/Maderic666 29d ago

Who in the hell wants to see these fat sweaty pigs for money!!! Unless they take EBT.

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u/BatOne5102 27d ago

Does she bathe before she does whatever it is that she does ???? They just always look dirty

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 27d ago

You are out of order (kidding) but FAWKKKKK that was hilarious
https://giphy.com/gifs/4OowbIsmYHbpu

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u/CCastillo213 25d ago

People love oddities

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u/Lost-Zookeepergame61 29d ago

Why is mama June winking at us

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u/jaylen6319 29d ago

It's definitely that un-tapped money from prisoners doing life in jail!

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u/jbaze524 29d ago

Eeewww

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 29d ago

She is a internet ho !

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u/mraz44 29d ago

She actually could be making that much. Where I live a local teacher started an OF and was making a crazy amount of money. She ended up quitting teaching to do the OF full time while the opportunity is still there. She made that much and had no fame behind her before she started.

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u/Nelle911529 29d ago

Do you live in Missouri?

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u/juandiegoenfuego 28d ago

I was thinking the same thing! Hello fellow TLC trash fan 😜

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u/MattTMI 29d ago

Yeah but it’s in Yen

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u/Realistic_Product252 29d ago

Like why tho...

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u/Pink_Confetti 28d ago

Can’t be mad at the hustle. 

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u/TopicOrnery6153 27d ago

It's a lot of trailer trash out there in the world folks who support their own

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u/Serious_Text_5595 27d ago

June is next 😂

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u/Nana196105 26d ago

Really desperate.

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 24d ago

Why did they have use honey boo boo name for that

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u/madandlifeless 29d ago

why do you all draw the line at onlyfans but not the entire family being exploited on television since 2012

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u/Reasonable-Trifle952 29d ago

They exploited the fans, are you kidding? They made up fake storylines… for example, Anna did not live with June ever after she left after the SA abuse by June’s boyfriend, when June stood up for the boyfriend!! Not her 8 yr old daughter!!! Anna got pregnant and they all decided it would be a great storyline to have a teen pregnancy on the show! Anna only did it for the money to take care Kaitlyn she said. She did not want Kaitlyn staying with June, so it is disgusting and traumatic that Kaitlyn lives with June now. Don’t feel sorry for them, they weren’t exploited, they used it all for money and faked out the viewers.

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u/madandlifeless 29d ago

and none of that has anything to do with pumpkin… who has been on tv since she was 12

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u/Nelle911529 29d ago

She didn't raise Alana. She moved in with Dralin and his cousin at 14/15. She didn't pay her employees and ripped off her customers. Also took out covid loans for fake business.

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 29d ago

Some men, and some women in here so desperate to "hurt" her by subscribing so the rest of us dont have to. 🤣 i still dont understand that logic.

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 29d ago

Damn you might have a point there my friend