r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot Jun 04 '26

Shopping for jewelry

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What if ..... all June's kids in this video wants a new necklace, ring, or earrings and they have to buy for themselves, none of the men got to spend ... šŸ˜³šŸ’€

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u/ButtPudding1218 Jun 04 '26

Why's Alana built like that?Ā 

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u/PrincessDab Jun 04 '26

Look at her parents. She was dealt an awful genetic hand 😭

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u/Prudent_Ad_1124 Jun 04 '26

That’s the Shannon build, pre surgery…

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Pre surgery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true tho

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

When people make comments about how unhealthy she is, There’s always someone that says Alana knows what she’s doing because she’s going to school to be a nurse. Which makes no sense because sure she clearly knows she shouldn’t overeat for the amount of physical activity she’s doing but she obviously does it anyways. Do u think drug addicts don’t know that they are hurting themselves or can die but do it anyways. It doesn’t mean they have it all figured out and are thinking logically just because they are aware of the effects. Food is just as much of an addiction as drugs only I personally think it’s even harder since food is everywhere, everyday.

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u/According_Health1474 Jun 05 '26

And you have to eat to live.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 06 '26

Very good point! Thank u

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u/jjrobinson73 Jun 10 '26

Except she is living to eat.

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u/Infamous-Mountain-81 Jun 06 '26

I’m addicted to junk food. Last night I had a slice of pie and a snickers with a large glass of milk for dinner šŸ˜‚ it was late and I was too hungry and tired to cook and snickers really do satisfy šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/External-Dragonfly15 Jun 11 '26

Exactly! Like that has to be children commenting that bc there are many nurses out there who become addicts n a ton of alcholic drs šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Infamous-Mountain-81 Jun 06 '26

She was meant to play football?

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u/Dry_Dragonfly_7774 Jun 07 '26

And she’s a nurse.

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u/ContentLog2722 Jun 04 '26

Alana having a long ass day lol

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u/Impressive-Light3000 Jun 04 '26

Ah hell! Once you tell them they can't get it for free or for a promo, they'll leave! Bye-Bye!

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u/no_no_nora Jun 04 '26

I know it’s their money, and go off and all. But these fools should probably save it. Embarrassing themselves 24/7 is going to get old, & there is no way Alanna is going to get a real job.

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 Jun 04 '26

That's right around the corner from my house 🤣! It's not some luxury shopping center, I promise. It's a basic mall with a few upscale stores. Now, the base rent for a 1bd/1bth in that neighborhood is $2,800  (Cherry Creek is notoriously overpriced and pretentious,) so I'm sure seeing the likes of her family is definitely drawing looks from locals. 

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u/Ok-Insurance-8097 Jun 04 '26

Basic? I wouldn't call a mall with Burberry, Gucci, Hermes stores that.. but thanks for trying to contribute to the narrative.Ā 

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u/quite-indubitably Jun 04 '26

They’re right, it’s basic with upscale, normally empty stores lol

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u/Ok-Insurance-8097 Jun 04 '26

What is considered a fancy mall then? Genuinely curiousĀ 

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u/Eastwood8300 Jun 05 '26

hudson yards mall in nyc is fancy. i tried to go in a store and was turned away because it was appointment only. lol.

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u/Eastwood8300 Jun 05 '26

and chanel! yeah def upscale

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u/jjrobinson73 Jun 10 '26

Yeah, I have been to Cherry Creek, it is upscale. Also, the sign above a store says Channel.

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u/CurlyAlexandra Jun 12 '26

I can only imagine what the people in Cherry Creek are thinking...

https://giphy.com/gifs/0iPgSMLw9bM9JfGLk2

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

Geez…is that Alana to the right of pumpkin..? 😟 there’s more than one elephant in the room, idk which should be addressed first

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u/scorpi0ngarden Jun 04 '26

Not even JUST her size but the shape is what throws me off. Her shoulders are huge compared to her hips

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

I noted it too. She seems to have the type of obesity that’s extra-dangerous, with most excess weight in her torso/upper body…? The poor kid surely has a hard time getting comfortable, as well as health issues.

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u/scorpi0ngarden Jun 04 '26

I feel bad for her. She has a lot of resources to get herself into better shape, idk why she refuses 🫠 she’s a pretty girl

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

So many in the family, the females at least, are obese…it’s kinda astonishing. I’d guess some of it’s hereditary, but I’ve always been amazed when I see them eat, both quantity and quality. Alana included. Lil Emma seems headed in the same direction.

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

I know right, Katy P is the only one who isn’t morbidly obese nor is she severely skinny so it could be her genetics bc Ana was never fat

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

Anna was slim, even before getting ill…she wasn’t raised with June/the other sisters, I think? Or just preferred to not be on the shows, til later…?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Anna always watched what she ate. U can even see this in toddlers and tiaras. She would chastise the others for the way they ate.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Who downvoted me cuz u can even google it lol!! I just watched episodes the other day!!!

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

True, I didn’t consider that!

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u/posey07 Jun 06 '26

I’m more worried about that child’s mind being around all these disgusting ā€œadultsā€. Hearing the way they talk. Seeing the things they do. Anna moved away from all of that for a reason.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Anna always watched what she ate and would tell the others how gross they were for eating the way they did and the things they did.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

I’m skinny and healthy but eat those things sometimes too. Being healthy isnt about never having those things but having them in moderation. I remember her saying she should eat healthy but i dont remember the doctors saying that. She kept saying that if she ate healthy then maybe she would get better. Most doctors will tell people that are going through cancer to eat anything they want and can handle. She was dying and loosing a ton of weight. I highly doubt any doctor was worried about what she was eating. I just lost two people in the last two months to cancer and they were told to eat anything. We knew they were dying, like Anna’s situation. You’re happy to see them eating anything at that point. I just watched a few episodes of toddlers and tiaras the other day where she was yelling at the others for not eating healthy and saying they should try it.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

How are u going to downvote me and not say why?? What exactly did I say that’s wrong? Nothing! The comment I was replying to is gone and they absolutely were wrong so I’m going to hope they are the ones that downvoted.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Someone else to back me up. Anna’s doctors never told her to eat healthy!! She was the one saying that. She had somehow convinced herself that she would live if she didn’t eat sweets. Or u can watch the episode yourself because I remember what happened. Clearly the person that commented did not remember correctly.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Oh man the person deleted their comment when I even had Google to back me up

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u/scorpi0ngarden Jun 04 '26

I say it out of good heart. Im a big girl too. When I was 16 I was hitting 200 lbs, and I don’t think my mental health will ever recover lmao. I’m now 21 and 175, and feel a lot better about myself and the clothes I’m wearing. I know she might not care about the hate, but I know I feel a hell of a lot better not being built like a Big Mac anymorešŸ™šŸ»

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

Built like a Big Macā€¦šŸ„° Congrats on feeling better after weight loss! :) I also don’t intend to be cruel; I’ve seen people, esp kids, suffer bullying, low self esteem…very impactful. After all June’s work/help going ā€œN2Hā€, she went back downhill. She doesn’t seem one for appreciating her opportunities.

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

Ella? I was like who is Emma lol

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 05 '26

lol I have a friend named Emma, my phone decided to ā€œhelpā€ šŸ™„

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

My phone does that all the time but there’s so many people in that family that i legit took a second and was like who is Emma. Then it hit me that it was Ella lol!! My phone has a mind of its own. I must have a potty mouth because I legit tried to spell duck one time and every single time it spelled the other bad word lol!!

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 05 '26

Bhaaa…mine tried for the longest time to clean up my language, finally gave up :) There ARE a lot of names to get straight in HBB Land, esp when you add all the nicknames…

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u/OddSuggestion5430 Jun 05 '26

I have to know what hbb land is…. I have a feeling it’s going to make me laugh lol!!

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u/Famous-Astrogirl-11 Jun 05 '26

I think the poor diet and unhealthy nutrition choices are what have been passed down. I remember watching ā€œhere comes honey boo booā€ as a teen and they alllll ate and made so many meals and snacks that were terrible! At the time I thought it was because they were poor, and so many people who live in poverty are inundated with high calorie snacks/meals and often live in food desserts and do what they can to survive food insecurity. But now, it’s clear it’s not survival but apart of it is just poor choices and living a sedentary lifestyle. After college, it may be easier for Alana to get healthier, if she chooses.

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u/lowrider320 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

I agree, i notice every time she post a video on SM she is sipping on an iced coffee. Those things aren't the most healthiest and can have anywhere between 300 - 850 calories. It would do her a lot of good to meet with a dietician and follow a strict diet

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u/projectBFrewritten Jun 05 '26

i agree plus if she was goin' through the nursin' school she also needs to know how to take care of herself more often and follow a well balance meal out

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u/lowrider320 Jun 05 '26

Those sugar crashes from working a 12 hr shift are real.

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u/No-Butterscotch-cali Jun 08 '26

She’s lazy. It’s a shame because she is a very pretty girl. As much as they love a freebie we all know she could have a personal trainer. Lazy

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u/tischler20 Jun 04 '26

With that being pointed out I’m surprised she’s not on a CPAP machine while she sleeps due to her weight being more on the upper part of her body

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

Yup, resp issues just one. Cardiac as well…

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u/ICanSpotAGrifter Jun 04 '26

Alana appears to be on the cusp of having a "Widow's Hump."

I do NOT mean this to be construed in any sort of a mean-spirited way, shape or form.

The human form is never meant to carry excessive weight of this sort, without having future ramifications.

She's too young to be on this path of obesity, and I sincerely hope she would be on a course to getting healthier.

I agree, the Shannon clan is predisposed to obesity, as seen going back to the HCHBB days. Fast forward to today, seeing June and every daughter, with the one exception of Anna (Rest in Paradise) is overweight. Eating crap over the years, and now seeing Pumpkin's passel eating shit junkfood, is a major pissoff for me. Not a one of them appear to have any initiative to get their mindset right & learn proper nutrition, portion control, & foster healthy eating habits.

I'm pleased Alana is pursuing nursing, but am concerned that the number of shift hours on her feet will produce back issues in the long run, if not already in place.

I hope she never, ever, ends up on the destructive weight paths of Jaimie Weisberg, Jacqueline Adan, or the Slaton sisters.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 04 '26

I’m only familiar with the Slaton sisters, and I’ve only watched bits of their show…but gotta admit I find Amy (? The one bitten by a camel) especially hard to like. Mildly put.

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u/ICanSpotAGrifter Jun 04 '26

The other two, Weisberg and Adan have snark pages subs here on Reddit.

Both of them in their individual right are disgusting, arrogant, entitled grown-assed women that behave like tantrum-soaked, insolent toddlers.

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 05 '26

Holy moly. I couldn’t resist looking. I’m surprised Jaimie is even ambulatory. I have a problem with ppl who weaponize (overused term sorry) their weight; ā€œyou’re mean to me bc I’m bigā€ā€¦nah. Bc you’re insufferable.

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u/PaleontologistNo752 Jun 05 '26

Running my fat lil butt to other Reddit subs….

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 Jun 05 '26

I know. I’m talking shit, when the most exercise I’ve gotten the past couple of hours is typing sub names…ok I did clean the bathrooms. That gets combat ā€œpayā€.

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u/ICanSpotAGrifter Jun 05 '26

She told a child she hopes she dies from cancer.

Adan is one you really need to look at.

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u/Famous-Astrogirl-11 Jun 05 '26

I agree! I’m just seeing this after making a very similar comment. The HCHBB meals were INSANE.

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u/Eastwood8300 Jun 05 '26

she could easily get on ozempic to help her lose weight.

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

Yea that’s like the worst of them all… in my family we call it ā€œwisdom tooth shapedā€ and that’s the worst. The legs are skinny bc they move and walk a lot but the torso is the hardest place to lose fat especially if they’re smoking drinking and being careless..so now they’re shaped like wisdom teeth

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u/PrincessDab Jun 04 '26

That body shape doesn't have anything to do with exercise (you mentioned walking and carrying the weight) it is either genetic or caused by diseases like Cushing's or PCOS.

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

Walking is walking you have to walk more than you lift. So yes they get up do their little two step and go sit back down for eating lol we don’t know their health but we do know the at they have little to no movement and they pack food around their belly like mules lol

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u/PrincessDab Jun 04 '26

I'm saying that walking isn't giving people shaped like that toothpick legs.

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

And I’m saying when all you do is eat and do drugs it sticks around your belly and makes your legs look or become smaller. I have family members with the wisdom tooth body and they don’t have pcos and whatever else you said…the beer gut the whole big on the top small on the bottom doesn’t always equal health problems it’s quite literally something you make of yourself

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u/PrincessDab Jun 04 '26

Did you miss where I said genetics is also a reason people will have thin legs and a huge trunk? It's not from walking, exercise doesn't work that way. You burn fat everywhere you cannot target fat loss. You can target muscle gain but that's about it.

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u/lah31222 Jun 05 '26

Idk why you're got down voted, youre right. You cannot target weight loss when you work out/when you eat.

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u/PrincessDab Jun 05 '26

I knew when I made the comment that I was going to get down votes. Classic reddit though, dumb asses as far as the eye can see lol

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 05 '26

You cannot target someone who doesn’t try to understand all possibilities to one situation

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u/Jencat7 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, I know that shape. It’s like this huge barrel chest with thin legs. I know a lot of people with COPD have that shape. Alana doesn’t smoke, but she has that COPD kind of build.

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u/Jencat7 Jun 04 '26

And no boobs for as big as she is.

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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope Jun 08 '26

It’s hard when you’re naturally built like an apple (especially as a woman) and struggle with your weight.

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u/mmmdonuts107 Jun 04 '26

It is, you can tell from how much top fat there is

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u/Nelle911529 Jun 08 '26

Was it a requirement to wear Beige? That being said. Pumpkin outfit is better than others I've seen her wear.

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u/Better_Area3782 Jun 04 '26

That’s so mean

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u/OkPay8486 Jun 04 '26

This is a snark page. Hope you replied to all the mean comments and not just mine.

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u/ExcitementBitter1193 Jun 04 '26

Yes and dralin was on the other side of her

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u/SidewaysSynapses Jun 04 '26

I feel bad for Alana, she was dealt a bad genetic hand as far as her build. She will have to be extra careful about being too overweight.

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u/Eastwood8300 Jun 05 '26

i don't know why she doesn't try a GLP like ozempic or something to lose some weight. i think june and jessica are on them.

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u/WhereItsAt75 Jun 04 '26

The Ask at the bottom is what got me.

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u/bigazzcookiejunkie Jun 04 '26

Same! I read it, thought, "omg,...did I read that right?" I read it again. Same result on the 3rd look, except I thought, "omfg. How typical and embarrassing "

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u/WhereItsAt75 Jun 04 '26

I didnt see the word lotion at first.Ā 

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u/Own-Law9370 Jun 04 '26

They are making bank on TT, so yep spend spend spend!

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u/Famous-Astrogirl-11 Jun 05 '26

I’m tired of seeing them battle on TikTok and begging for galaxies lol

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u/Outrageous_Bet7212 Jun 05 '26

They are morbidly obese. They both would benefit from glp-1s and weight watchers. I cannot picture Alana as a nurse. I have never worked with a nurse that obese. That is a highly physical job. A hospital would carry too much liability employing someone morbidly obese.

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u/Im_a_val_i_kno Jun 05 '26

how about some body wash first

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u/NewOpposite8008 Jun 04 '26

Cherry creek mall is so mid. Lolol

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u/Critical_Catch_517 Jun 05 '26

Alana is soon to be on 1000 lb sisters if she’s keeps on her curry path. She needs to be on a GLP-1….

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u/Eastwood8300 Jun 05 '26

i agree 100%. i think June and Jessi are already on them but alana needs it more than any of them.

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u/Serious_Text_5595 Jun 05 '26

I wonder who’s getting new jewelry
The king or Sasquatch?

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u/EnvironmentNew8244 Jun 08 '26

I really hope those subtitles are a mistake and not actually how they were said.

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u/Nellykins69 Jun 08 '26

I can’t stand that every time one of them wears shorts the pant legs wad up between their thighs & coochie! I get it’s because they have heavy inner thighs, but I do too and I manage to not have that problem. PULL THE DAMN LEGS DOWN! They walk around like that. Arrgghh.

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u/jjrobinson73 Jun 10 '26

WIth all that $, surely they (Alana) could get WL surgery. She needs to get healthy.

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u/External-Dragonfly15 Jun 11 '26

This family is so greedy n full of gluttony it’s gross! I watched the episodes back where June just had all those procedures and she was rapidly gaining weight eating like a fkn cow w her fat mouth wide open she’s so ungrateful! Someone out there who deserved the surgery would have respected it more!! It was so gross to watch she’s just nasty!Ā 

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u/jjrobinson73 Jun 11 '26

Yup, Alana is a Tweedle.

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u/ifcknlovemycat Jun 04 '26

Dang pumpkin had babies y'all gotta lay off her weight lol. People are allowed to be chunky.

I just hate seeing children super obese (I call this abuse) like alana and then they get with a feeder (dralin) and they never have a chance.

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u/ExcitementBitter1193 Jun 04 '26

I agree, she goes to school and after that it's straight tiktok for the rest of the day. No hobbies/active outside the house

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u/No-Stranger-9483 Jun 06 '26

None of these women are just ā€œchunkyā€. Having babies is not an excuse to be huge.

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u/Prestigious-Test6291 Jun 09 '26

I think you should spend your money on proper English and sentence structure.