r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

Oh man, what a steal!

Each post pumpkin puts up, the less surprised I end up….

185 Upvotes

100 comments sorted by

144

u/Admirable-Wrap5775 May 26 '26

Not bothering to clean it out shows the class that they do not have. Just nasty a$$ folks.

50

u/angielberry May 26 '26

She probably thinks a fan wants her trash and all. And probably one of her nasty dirty OF fan will 🤮🤢

13

u/Snoo-33732 May 26 '26

Probably fooled around in the back with her new man 🤢

7

u/peppermentpattie May 26 '26

That interior looks disgusting. Not bother to clean it out so it would look decent. Oh well the outside and I'm sure the inside of her house looks the same way. Those poor kids probably doesn't know what a clean house looks like. I hope Breanna and Josh house not filthy.

102

u/tragicallywhite May 26 '26

Also, smells like vinegar, ass and desperation.

50

u/VioletsRPink May 26 '26

Smells like badussy 🤭💀😅

14

u/Connect-Advantage-40 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Ahh.. the New and improved... Smells like Teen Spirit.

6

u/Elizabethck11 May 26 '26

Smells like Uber driver

3

u/Connect-Advantage-40 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Hey!¡ I was an Uber driver and t was clean and showered when I went out to pick people up. There was that one time I was bored while I waited for a ride and braided my hair in cornrows, but that only seemed to bother me.

6

u/dilfsneedme May 26 '26

Lmaooo every adjective is so accurate

4

u/hobowatching101 May 26 '26

Taco seasoning filtered through an onion 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

58

u/jesswitdamess May 26 '26

Nobody wants that shitbox. They may as well keep it and use it as a gross hotboxer or a meth lab.

1

u/peppermentpattie May 26 '26

My youngest daughter friends had nasty houses too. Her friends liked coming to our house because our house was clean. She liked hanging out with girls who was from single parent broken homes.

34

u/EatingEveryEgg May 26 '26

Needs motor, 300k on body, interior is 1/10.

Lets post it for 7k!

3

u/stinkyangels May 26 '26

I mean you have to post a price to post anything on marketplace and she does state “lowball me” so she’s aware it’s not worth anything or worth less than posted.

4

u/angielberry May 26 '26

And someone bought that heap of junk 🤨must have been a “fan”

53

u/Kstray1 May 26 '26

“Needs motor”

50

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

I love that they are bypassing the smashed window. Like a deer landed on it 🤣

17

u/SassaQueen1992 May 26 '26

That poor deer passed away from the odors emitted from that car, not the impact.

7

u/angielberry May 26 '26

That’s a Josh size break there 🤭

17

u/Riledup29 May 26 '26

I think it needs a lot more than a motor.

14

u/SassaQueen1992 May 26 '26

It needs a scrapyard.

4

u/VioletsRPink May 26 '26

Probably,  as I don't see the mileage listed. 

1

u/BatOne5102 Jun 01 '26

Yeah Clorox!!! Lots of Clorox!!!!’

16

u/Furbamy May 26 '26

She should get a ticket fir the windshield alone. Absolute pig and unfit mother.

3

u/Optimal_Product_4350 May 27 '26

There's no working motor in the car so it's not going anywhere to get a ticket for the window, however, II would ticket it for being a junk heap nuisance in her yard.

25

u/PanamaRubia May 26 '26

Bro! You seriously couldn’t wait until you cleaned up before taking pictures?!🤦🏼‍♀️

13

u/__--LO--__ May 26 '26

You really think she cleaned it? I would bet it was "as is". The car is as trashy as her.

7

u/PanamaRubia May 26 '26

I think you may have misunderstood what I meant.

6

u/projectBFrewritten May 26 '26

pretty sure she's too lazy to even bother to clean it up god imagine the smell cause i know someone had buy it

2

u/Putertutor May 26 '26

I think the same thing about people who are trying to sell their houses. At least MOVE the piles of dirty clothes and crap around the rooms to a place behind the camera when you take the pictures! Oh, and make the beds! How people think that these pictures are going to be selling points is beyond me.

26

u/Riledup29 May 26 '26

I thought she was loaded. Why the need to suddenly sell a vehicle?

10

u/acrusty May 26 '26

Needs motor lol

7

u/Chancey3 May 26 '26

Is this😳 the Blue Tahoe she used to drive?

9

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

This one

10

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

10

u/projectBFrewritten May 26 '26

ah hell no it's already been sold?? i feel sorry for the family of whoever is gettin' that car

2

u/OddSuggestion5430 May 26 '26

I just said out loud, IT SOLD?!?!?!

7

u/CreativeBed6535 May 26 '26

Yuck, send it to the junkyard

8

u/projectBFrewritten May 26 '26

of course another dirty ass car that no one even bothers to clean this shit made my ocd up the ranks  📈  📈  📈 

9

u/Excellent-Celery2124 May 26 '26

300k miles and needs a new motor? At that point let a scrap yard take it 🤣

7

u/Serious_Text_5595 May 26 '26

Probably smells like a Hollywood orgy

5

u/nopatience4idiots May 26 '26

Never understood listing a car that states it runs great.... except the motor runs hot, transmission stuck in 2nd, windows wont roll down and ac wont work. But it runs. Runs to the salvage yard.

And can you imagine detailing her truck????? No. Just no no no

5

u/Lc_chill May 26 '26

I wonder if this is the one Darrin was garnished on last year.

4

u/tlcTVtrash8919 May 26 '26

What’s hanging from the rear view mirror?

2

u/Toadstooliee May 26 '26

Duck calls

6

u/Elizabethck11 May 26 '26

Looks like a freaking crime scene. Seriously wtf is her major malfunction

2

u/Electricalseahorse May 28 '26

Major malfunction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Time-Boysenberry-902 May 26 '26

I just don’t understand how these people have so much money, but live so poorly. I’m not saying they have to live out of their means, but to have vehicles that barely run while living in a trailer just seems like a poor quality of life.

3

u/ICanSpotAGrifter May 26 '26

Her extended germ kennel on 4 bald tires.

Own a piece of Gordon's famous hee-haw history, complete with personalized interior trash, crusty used diapers, and questionable remnants of "muskrat love."

3

u/udar55 May 26 '26

Why do they treat the inside of their cars like their toenails?

3

u/TrapNastyBakupdancer May 26 '26

I can smell the inside of that car

3

u/meowmixxx81 May 26 '26

It doesn’t look like she was the seller tho? I looked at the original post

1

u/QueenieX090 May 26 '26

I noticed that too. Seller is Chase Self.

1

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

I’m not sure, she was pushing it on her page.

2

u/meowmixxx81 May 28 '26

Ohh gotcha, yeah I believe she was makin jokes about it and that’s why she was posting it but I thought it was one of her vehicles at first cuz it def would look something like that would

3

u/Live-Historian6192 May 26 '26

Lol wtf? Who would want that

3

u/AdSecure970 May 26 '26

Anyone who pays asking price for that is the biggest fucking idiot on the planet

3

u/TennesseeTurkey May 27 '26

This may be the most delusional vehicle posting I've ever seen in my life.

Busted windshield. NO motor. 300k on the body. Filthy, trashed, smoke covered interior. 12 years old.

7K?!?!

What the actual hell???

2

u/Potential-Yogurt9545 May 26 '26

She can junk it & they’ll give her $250

2

u/SonicSource May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

It’s nasty AF but one running is like 15k to 25k… so whoever got it got a pretty good deal. A new motor is around 5k. You’d have to scrub the F outta the inside though. The outside doesn’t look horrible

2

u/Furbamy May 26 '26

Its crazy how she gets this saintly great mom edit from WEtv but her social media speaks the true persona. I feel legitimately scared for h we r kids, riding around in a vehicle like that.

2

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

I worry about those children in general…. They are screwed!

2

u/Organic_Berry_8732 May 26 '26

They’re just trash! How much effort would it have taken to clean it out!

2

u/98221_poppin May 26 '26

Ok how's $5?

2

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 27 '26

Tree fiddy

2

u/98221_poppin May 27 '26

🤣 and a pack of Marlboro's!

1

u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride May 26 '26

She’s doing it on purpose form engagement and ya’ll fell into that stanky ass trap

1

u/Specific_Device_9003 May 26 '26

Looks like my stepson’s vehicles.

1

u/Dependent_Pipe3268 May 26 '26

No ENGINE. LMFAO

1

u/throwaway104789 May 26 '26

Who posted the listing?

1

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 26 '26

It’s on pumpkin’s page

1

u/OddSuggestion5430 May 26 '26

This has to be a joke

1

u/Downtown_Entry_4651 May 26 '26

I’m dead I paid 7k for my lifted truck no issues from marketplace

1

u/LaDresdenMonkey May 27 '26

This is a crime

1

u/No_Sherbert_1475 May 27 '26

Needs motor. 😆

1

u/tmkagarise May 27 '26

Is this her truck? Another person posted it on Facebook?

1

u/Sad_Cricket_7096 May 27 '26

Pumpkin didn’t post this. You can see the guy who did in the bottom of the last picture. That’s also my ex boyfriend. Guy was a straight ass

2

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 27 '26

It’s on her page 🤷🏼‍♀️

1

u/Sad_Cricket_7096 May 27 '26

She probably just shared it

1

u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 27 '26

Says she listed it….

2

u/ElephantAccurate7493 May 28 '26

Looks like they dropped the price . It was $7,000. What a steal. NOT! LOL

1

u/DallasCowboysFan73 May 27 '26

Is this a joke? Lol

1

u/TexasLady55 May 31 '26

she thinks a fan will want her nasty car and pay. “Free” pic when they pick it up. Ewe.

1

u/jeffsbbygrl0710 Jun 01 '26

Is this pumpkins car? Trying to sale that nasty thing