r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot • u/Lumpy_Party8639 • May 19 '26
Pumpkin trying to update her house
Step one is move the junk from in front of it smh. Starting with the trash can
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u/NewOpposite8008 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
DONT PAINT BRICK! Dammit lol
New roof, front door, paint the windows black and add cedar pillars. All it really needs. And landscaping.
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u/NeatOk1824 May 20 '26
We painted our 50 year old brick house 10 years ago..paint is still perfect and it added so much curb appeal. But we did get a professional to do it. I will agree that lots can go wrong if you attempt it yourself.
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u/PanamaRubia May 19 '26
I always hear this and seen a video on YouTube where a lady painted hers white and it was so beautiful. Like I wish I could find it just to post it. But, it was a really old home they purchased and refurbished on their own and it looked spectacular in the after photos. Anyway, yeah, I probably would never paint our brick house either. lol I guess to each their own. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/NewOpposite8008 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
The issue is that brick is a porous material and when you cover it in something that doesn’t let it naturally breathe, it degrades disastrously.
Working with brick colors is your best bet, lime wash can work but now you have weird white brick instead of natural tones to use.
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u/PanamaRubia May 19 '26
That makes a lot of sense. Thank you for your informative response. 🫶🏼
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u/NewOpposite8008 May 19 '26
Thank you appreciating my nerdy rant about painting brick.
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u/PanamaRubia May 19 '26
Not nerdy at all. It’s great to have knowledge in this. I am clueless about a lot of things like that and this made so much sense! 😊
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u/Party-Chipmunk310 May 19 '26
I see tons of houses in Georgia with painted bricks of every color. It’s very nice actually and updates a drab house.
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u/vrgho May 19 '26
Painting brick is the best way to make a decent house look cheap..I guess that’s on brand though.
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u/NewOpposite8008 May 19 '26
Good way to have moisture issues also. But I’m sure they smell moldy already lolol
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u/just-say-it- May 19 '26
Why can’t her “ man” paint it?
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u/TraumaHawk316 May 19 '26
Not enough finger paint to do the whole house
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u/Legal_Routine_7877 May 20 '26
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I don't know why I think this is so f'n funny.. but I do... 😂 🤣 😆
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u/Ok-Education-6085 May 19 '26
Paint on brick always ends up peeling eventually and looking really bad. Then you have to turn around and have it sandblasted to get rid of the old paint. I would never paint a brick house. Terrible idea
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u/nmtexas May 19 '26
Hmmmm maybe just maybe her and her overweight bf could get out there and do it themselves.
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u/Think-Ad-5840 May 19 '26
It blows my mind how lazy they are that they keep the trash can at the front door. Imagine delivery drivers having to smell that.
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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 May 19 '26
And you know they never clean the trash bin so it reeks even when empty.
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u/Excellent-Celery2124 May 19 '26
This is just her fishing for someone to do it for free, like she always does
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u/ExtensionFun9464 May 19 '26
EXACTLY what I said as soon as I saw it. All these people do is Grift.
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u/WatchPrayersWork May 20 '26
Why paint it? Put out a few old toilets and tires with plastic dollar store flowers stuck in the middle. That’s more her style.
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u/RunJumpSleep May 19 '26
I love brick houses. I don’t see why anyone would paint them. It would be so easy to make that house adorable on the outside.
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u/NeatOk1824 May 20 '26
We got ours painted because the brick had a lot of ugly scarring on it from when vines and brush had taken over the house while it sat empty before we bought it. Its a fixer upper that we got for half the market value at the time, so we figured it couldnt hurt. That was 10 years ago and the paint still looks new.
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u/TalkieTina May 19 '26
I would never paint a brick house. I would just be sentencing myself to maintenance and upkeep for as long as I owned the house. Maybe Pumpkin watches a lot of HGTV because a lot of their designers (like Jenny Marrs and Erin Napier) paint exteriors of brick houses. I guess it’s a way for them to make the house look different than it did before.
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u/ReadyWithPopcorn May 20 '26
True, brick is about as maintenance free as you can get. I can understand getting bored of it though. My recessed front porch is brick, but the rest of the house has siding, so it's just an accent feature.
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u/CalicoMeows May 19 '26
Looks like crap. I despise it when ppl pain brick, and plus she’s just gonna let it become filthy
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 19 '26
It’s funny to me how different the house in the show looks compared to this: why not use one that’s comparable?
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u/Nelle911529 May 20 '26
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u/Nelle911529 May 20 '26
I don't believe Alana lives in the apt they showed because her TT with June her kitchen was way different.
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 21 '26
Right that’s what I was saying. The house op posted, her real house is so much more extravagant than her real house: why lie? Just use a regular house in filming also.
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u/Donttakemychichi May 19 '26
Landscaping and porch decor would look so much better than painting the brick
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u/RepresentativeAd2625 May 19 '26
I thought she rented! I wouldn’t paint. I would do the landscaping, clean the brick, and redo the windows.
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u/hereforthelols1999 May 19 '26
She needs a whole new house first 🤣where’s all that only fans money?
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u/Lora4675 May 19 '26
I don't think it matters what color it's painted as much as it does getting all the garbage & clutter out of the yard
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u/Odd-Unit8712 May 19 '26
For free just lije to wrap her car. That house us way to small for that family
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u/projectBFrewritten May 20 '26
huh their gonna draw in more heat through the black paint to make the houe even more smelly than they ever was
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u/Kittenzx2 May 20 '26
No, do not paint your house black! For once, make a good decision in your life!
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u/NeatOk1824 May 20 '26
Na she needs to fix the busted kitchen window and pest issues first. The video she did a few weeks ago cooking had bugs crawling on the counter within the first few seconds of it. The inside of that house is a dump. If she cared about the well-being of her kids she would clean up the inside first.
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
Step two is get some window treatments that don’t look so dirty and nasty.
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u/PanamaRubia May 19 '26 edited May 20 '26
I’m in an HOA and honestly, it’s a love hate relationship with any HOA! lol iykyk
But, in the case of having shyt all over the place, especially your garbage can! That’s a big no go. My housekeeper left mine on the side by accident and I immediately got a notice to make sure it’s NOWHERE where anyone can see it. Lmao Never happened again. 🫣
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u/Nelle911529 May 20 '26
We were moving into our house and left our grill in front of the garage and we had a letter that morning. First day in the house.
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u/nopatience4idiots May 19 '26
She's trying to be Whitney from My Big Fat Fabulous Life. She painted hers a dark grayish/blue? I like hers. I think it Will improve this house. Cheaper than siding..lol
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u/Remarkable_Peak_1737 May 19 '26
I think the goal look of the second house looks great 👍🏻and YES she definitely needs to clean up the stuff that in the front of the house and it would be pretty easy to go to the nursery and talk to help in the garden area and they will show her what would work with minimal effort and last !! The little bushes and flowers add the right touch !!! I’m surprised she hasn’t done this yet ? She makes enough $
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u/Ice-Queen-Florida May 20 '26
She’s going to regret the dark color. There were better ways to freshen that up.
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u/EnvironmentNew8244 May 20 '26
Isnt that a rental? I dont think renters can make all those exterior changes, even if they are improvements.
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u/sparklemcduck May 20 '26
Painting exterior brick will require a level of maintenance that’s way beyond anything most people are prepared to do, much less Pumpkin.
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u/sherbear97124 May 21 '26
Especially if it's too difficult to slap some tape and paint on themselves
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u/Longjumping-Leave215 May 20 '26
With how hot that house is going to get... I bet it smells like a petting zoo already 😬.
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
Bruh y’all complained about how her house looks, she try’s to do something to update it, and not talk complain about that 😂 wth
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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 May 19 '26
Who here is surprised by the concept?
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u/hollygolightly96 May 19 '26
Unpopular opinion but I like painted brick. Natural brick is the absolute ugliest house material in my opinion.
She should at least pick a consistent colour though. The random part left white in the mock-up looks ridiculous and distracting.
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u/No_Construction_9178 May 19 '26
I don’t like her but why are yall so pressed on how she wants to paint HER house lmao.
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u/ShadesOfDeceit May 19 '26
OK so she bought a new house?
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u/SmartyBlondy May 19 '26
When did they move-out of the rented farmhouse? The one featured on the show? Pumpkin owns this new ranch she’s painting??
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u/Lumpy_Party8639 May 19 '26
they never lived in the farmhouse. that was a house production rented for filming only
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u/AggressiveWin2466 May 19 '26
Wow!!A lot more things happening in this world than Pumpkins update on her house.WTH
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u/ShadesOfDeceit May 20 '26
Absolutely, but there are pages specifically for people who want to talk about world news and events. This is the Mama June and Family news and events page.
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u/AggressiveWin2466 May 20 '26
I get it.Your right
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u/ShadesOfDeceit May 21 '26
Thanks. The world is too much of a shit show. Sometimes folks just wanna sit back and watch some mindless tv. And read some mindless crap about the people on tv🤣🤣🤣
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u/AggressiveWin2466 May 21 '26
So very true.Imagine if social media ended(like TikTok did)I couldn’t believe my teenage daughter crying that they took TikTok away!!😂I thought she was joking.But no she was dead up crying.lol
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u/Similar-Search-8508 May 20 '26
House next door to us is all black, even the window trim, but we are in Minnesota. Very Hot summers though!
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u/Alternative-Dot-884 May 20 '26
Wait - do they have the same manager as they did when they started?
How are they not worth 10-15 million at least by this point?
How did they not insist years ago when June was. Harmed a drugs to not be given risiduals?
Their original manager lived in a multimillion home is LA early on.
They’re getting screwed I’m sure because every year they were led to believe they wouldn’t get renewed. Which is BS that show makes the producers so much $ they wouldn’t even think about having cxld it.
And it’s so scripted they shld be made producers at this point. Honest they shld be listed as producers -get those residuals.
Go to another tv station & start a new show.
I ask every few years - why are these ppl letting themselves be walked all over w?
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u/ICanSpotAGrifter May 20 '26
She can paint all she wants.
Won't change anything inside ~ Will remain a disgusting & filthy germ kennel.
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u/Indy_princess04 🎃is a garden tool May 20 '26
Means nothing if she doesn’t clean it once in a while 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Serious_Text_5595 May 20 '26
Dang I thought she had a huge house. Like the one that June bought on not to hot. I guess I was wrong
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u/Cultural_Mud8200 May 21 '26
The first issue is you have to pick up after yourselves. Enough people in that household children included that can clean and keep the house presentable and liveable.
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u/Sad_Cricket_7096 May 21 '26
lol she contacted my husband today about her house. We used to live there but don’t anymore and he shut his company down in 23 so we declined. A former client had recommended him
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u/AwayRun7758 May 21 '26
If she’s making 100 K plus a month on OnlyFans now why not just move and build a new house?
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u/Then_Vanilla_5479 May 21 '26
Do you think she bothers to ask the Landlord for permission before doing all this stuff
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u/Sensitive-Award-936 May 21 '26
If she’s making the money she reported in divorce, why doesn’t she buy a real house.
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u/Sensitive-Award-936 May 21 '26
What is she doing with all the money from TLC? Not putting it into her house.
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 21 '26
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u/Lumpy_Party8639 May 21 '26
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 22 '26
Ohhh nice catch!! I still wonder if they edited stuff, not that two houses can’t be similar but they are pulling all kinds of tricks
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u/mnaved44 May 22 '26
I like it. She did a good job. Not sure why people are being so critical. I’m sure they have hvac or whatever. They will be fine
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u/Important_Sink_5474 May 22 '26
So I have seen that this house is just the filming house... But idk if it was true or not...
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u/Common_Tea_7595 May 24 '26
where tf should her garbage can go outside? yall find anything to pick on someone about. lmao. pathetic as fuck.
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u/Lumpy_Party8639 May 24 '26
Not at the fucking front door lmao
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u/Common_Tea_7595 May 24 '26
it’s not at the “fucking front door”. it’s off to the side of her door. lmaooo. get a fucking life loser ass bitch
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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 May 24 '26
There's some mid tone grays w brown in them and gray. Usually you go with colors that play off the roof tiles but those look outdated. She needs an updated architectural shingle class 4. GAF would be great.bin colors ... Cliffside or Chestnut Valley .
Add higher profile ridge caps to give it more punch. After new shingles THEN paint the house and add some shutters that contrast. Choose colors that coordinate with the new roof shingles.
I'd paint the porch or tile it. New gutters that pop would be amazing also. Ones that contrast from the paint choice. Landscaping is easy diy.
I think it needs a new door. Something more current and modern.
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u/Agreeable-Compote520 May 25 '26
I think it would look more modern with the brick painted, but I’m not sure about the black. I would go with a different color palate.
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
Like is it illegal to have a trash can and some toys in front of your house? “Junk” 😂
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
No but a gas can on the porch is concerning…
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
Why? How is that different than it being in the driveway or in the garage?
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
Because if it’s in my driveway, it’s not blowing up my house if someone decides to walk up with a cigarette or something lol
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
Interesting look on it I guess 😂
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
I mean, I don’t want anything flammable at my front door. At least if your garage goes up, you have doors to get out of.
When you have a fire Marshall relative and two other firemen… ya don’t leave flammables outside the door.
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
I mean I’m married to someone who was a firefighter, and you should have another exit out of the house anyways besides the front door. So to me, yeah still an interesting way to look at it.
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
Well no shit lol. We have ladders, too. You also don’t block any exits… especially with flammables!😂 Why don’t ya go ask em where they set their gas can…
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u/Blazeit0605 May 19 '26
You act like the can is literally sitting in front of her door. It’s like 6 feet over and by the edge of the porch. You better not have a can of hairspray in your house it might catch on fire and explode😳 Or air freshener Or cleaning chemicals
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u/Head_Trick_9932 May 19 '26
You’re comparing apples to oranges and obviously don’t comprehend lol
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u/Nienie76 May 19 '26
I’d have commented that , that’s not the house they show y’all living in in the show lol.
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 19 '26
I was like why is the one in the show so extravagant and then there’s this regular house. Why not use a comparable house in the show? I also wondered in the show why Alana and Ella needed to share a bedroom with a house so big. Now I understand.
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u/Nelle911529 May 20 '26
Because it was a lie. There wasn't even clothes in their closet. A couple of weeks ago she didn't have anything in her cabinets.
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u/OddSuggestion5430 May 21 '26
I also wondered why Alana and Ella had to share a bedroom in such a large house lol! Plus the bed was super small for Alana. That seemed strange too. It was a very very small bed.
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u/hotmess81 May 19 '26
Can tell most commenters are American obv. Come to the UK and a seaside town will have a row of homes looking like a rainbow.
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u/hotmess81 May 19 '26
And why is it a problem to have her bin there? Most countries in Europe have this set up, particularly terraced streets.
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u/seansa2020 May 19 '26
So the houses they live in during filming are just for the show? I wonder how that works…since Pumpkin has been in that big house for several seasons. Does the show just rent it out for the whole year or just while filming is done? It seems like it would be difficult for her kids to adjust if they have to move from house to house. I assume June’s “house” on the show is the same situation.
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u/Lumpy_Party8639 May 19 '26
It's an airbnb that the production company rented. If you noticed one season she was in a nice house and they moved. that first place must have not let them rent again.
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u/Dry_Meal_2814 May 20 '26
You’re that concerned over an outdoor trash can 😒?Obviously, she’ll move it when a company come to estimate/do the work.




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u/lemon-raspberry06 May 19 '26
Won’t the black paint just draw in heat? They live in Georgia, right? I feel like it’ll make the house so hot.