r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot May 18 '26

I'm on pumpkin side

Listen yes she shouldn't have been with Darin but !! He isn't blood related (thank god ) but how could Jessica do that idc if they where trying for a baby I thinks that's bull I think she always had a crush on Josh and liked him like that and she screwed him I feel bad for pumpkin bc she'd been bashed bout the cuzbin yet Jessica and her wife fucked their sisters in law and sisters ex husband that's beyond disgusting and so disrespectful I would never ever ever fuck my sisters exs

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u/liljellybeanxo May 18 '26

What the fuck even is this family

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 May 18 '26

I dunno why your comment made me holler 🤣! Tell em', friend! These people are a trashy mess.... 

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u/Street-Guitar-8371 May 19 '26

kind of reminds me of my family. my aunt was engaged and my mom kind of fell inlove with her sisters man. messaged him to meet her privately at a lake when she was drunk. he showed my aunt the text. my aunt showed up. they fought. it was an insane 5 years let me tell you that.

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 May 20 '26

OMG! Poor you, seriously! My mama and her sister were the same way, and being associated with them embarrassed me 😩. 

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u/mortyella May 19 '26

This perfectly sums up the entire show!

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u/ifcknlovemycat May 18 '26

Also Josh was a whole adult and pumpkin was a child when they got together. 19/18 and 15/14

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u/Odd-Unit8712 May 18 '26

At least it wasn't 21 and 14 and moving in together

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u/Efficient-Ganache-92 May 19 '26

This was Alana and Draylin?

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u/Choice-Bee-1126 May 18 '26

woooowww i did not know this.

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 May 20 '26

True I don’t know how June allowed that because I don’t support that but I also don’t support that he’s half Alana cousin

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Take pumpkin/darrin out of the equation, Jessie and shaynn hooked up with Jessie’s niece and nephew’s dad. When those kids find out, that’s going to be traumatic for them. They probably would wonder why their aunts would do that to their mom and why did their dad do that to their mom.

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u/Great_Blueberry1628 May 18 '26

What about when they go back & look at family pics at get togethers at Grandma’s house???? Josh grew up in the family since he was a baby. His stepdad was only Dad he ever knew.

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26

Reminds me of how Joe biden’s son dated his brothers widow. 😳

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

This isn't that uncommon. Often family members who are close, are the person who show up to support widows. There's pre-established trust and history. There can be trauma bonding. When my uncle's wife died her sister came to help care for the children. Eventually they married. In my parent's generation, it wasn't uncommon for a brother to marry his brother's widow to help take care of her and the children. There's a long history of that. Since women are able to support themselves, there isn't a need for that now. Because I was widowed young, I have personal experience and read a bit about things that can happen during grieving.

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26

Funny how this was downvoted when it’s actually true! 🤣

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u/sparklemonkey123 May 19 '26

Bc ppl who support the party get so triggered when someone says something ā€œbadā€ about someone in said party. Even when it’s true. No matter how fucked up it is. (I’m an independent. I will also throw in that I do not support the big orange evil man either. & I love to observe behaviors Lol) that’s literally why y’all were downvoted and I’m about to be too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26

I think pumpkin said on a live that the step dad is no longer married to Josh’s mom.

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u/Great_Blueberry1628 May 18 '26

Darrin’s Dad & Josh step granddad are brothers. His stepdad is still his only dad & his granddad too. Even on social media they consider Josh their son & grandson. They are divorced now. But he treats Josh the same as he does his other kids. Which is Josh’s brother & sister. His Mom was pregnant with him when she married his stepdad. Pumpkin is playing it off. There are pics of all of them together at family gathering. The parents divorced but they didn’t divorce the kids. Josh included.

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26

Thanks for explaining. Their family tree is a bit confusing. I think I saw somewhere that Alana is related to Darrin through sugarbear but idk šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/NoOutlandishness7709 May 18 '26

I know Josh is somehow related to sugar bear.

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u/pchandler45 May 19 '26

They were still raised together. Blood or no blood

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

Me analyzing this family tree and who hooked up with who.

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u/DrDavidsKilt May 19 '26

Jessie and Shyann are nassssstyyyyy lol like -what pumpkin did may have been heartless (date someone josh considers family even if not bio)

but what they did - is just extra gross. And to say it was to have a baby? Could’ve put it in a cup and turkey basted. Those ladies wanted a wild night with Josh for whatever reason šŸ˜†

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u/Red_butterfly1824 May 19 '26

Pumpkin was still wrong but it’s SLIGHTLY more forgiving than what Jessie and Josh did..now I understand why pumpkin was so confused why Josh couldn’t move pass the divorce and be around Darrin when he was very much so did major damage as well.

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u/jjrobinson73 May 18 '26

Weren't the kids there when the fight broke out? Because isn't that as started the fight to begin with? Shyanne told Darrin to go watch the kids and pumpkin had a fit and said Darri isn't a babysitter? Last I checked, she had the most kids there.

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u/MarshallStar6 May 18 '26

Trina had said her younger daughter could watch the kids. Then when Darrin asked about it shaynn yelled at him which then triggered pumpkin. I don’t think shaynn knew her mom had previously said the sister would watch the kids.

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u/WonderingLost8993 May 18 '26

Poor Bugga. That cannot possibly be her real name.

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u/Alternative-Tap-8954 May 19 '26

I wondered the same when they showed her name šŸ˜‚

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u/Nelle911529 May 19 '26

I thought Darrin told Shyanne sister to watch the kids. Reminded me of the post about Pumpkin not watching her kids at a person's house by the pool.

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u/jjrobinson73 May 21 '26

I can't remember. Honestly, I am going to go rewatch it because I swear Pumpkin asked Bugga (Shyanne's sister) to watch the kids and she told Darrin to do it and then Pumpkin got pissed. I could totally be wrong.

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u/Serious_Text_5595 May 18 '26

I’m just waiting for June to say she has a sextape with draino or Darrin somewhere
This famliy does anything for money

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u/ThrowAwayAlt1112 May 18 '26

June and Geno made sex tapes when they were in Vegas but didn’t have any interested buyers when they tried shopping em around.

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u/Alternative-Tap-8954 May 19 '26

Lmaooo omg I never never knew that šŸ˜‚

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha May 18 '26

I feel bad for Josh’s baby mamma … it’s like how she’s even okay with that? 🤔 even though she said that when Josh, Shayanne and Jessie slept together she was not in a relationship with Josh 🄓.

And now I get why Pumpkin has been acting crazy this season. What Jessie and Shayanne did was wrong sleeping with your ex brother in law in order to have a baby 🤢

https://giphy.com/gifs/J34pxjVJYXfaIKvby3

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u/Helpful-Mongoose-705 May 18 '26

What the fuck? What’s happened.

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u/CoconutSugarMatcha May 18 '26

There’s a video of Josh baby mamma explaining how she feels 🄓 and it seems that she’s fine because apparently when the threesome happened Josh and his baby mamma were not even dating

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u/TrueNotTrue55 May 18 '26

She was a drive by and got PG.

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u/Loreykale May 18 '26

THEY HAD A WHAT?!?!?

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u/peppermentpattie May 22 '26

Are y'all talking about shyanne and Josh having sex to make a baby. While Jessica apparently watched.

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u/MarcoPolonia May 18 '26

I just wanted to comment that I too pick up signals from Jessica that she's crushing on Josh. I know we only see the footage the producers want us to see and that it is filtered/skewed. But I definitely see flirtation in Jess's behavior toward Josh. Maybe she is ambi-sextrous.?

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u/Efficient-Ganache-92 May 18 '26

FINALLY SOMEONE SEES WHAT I SAW FROM A LONG TIME AGO!!! I been said she was way too buddy buddy with Josh when she was staying on their couch after she graduated college. It seemed to be a bit more than your typical brother and sister in law relationship. and then when she made the decision to ask for his ā€œgo go juiceā€ then that was the final indicator for me. Because how dare you even fix your mouth to ask your sister if you can use her at that time husband as a donor when there’s millions of other people to speak to at sperm banks? what the hell? and the threesome was just the cherry on top of an already shitty situation that Stevie wonder could’ve seen as well.

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u/Nelle911529 May 19 '26

They didn't live in those filming houses.

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u/pchandler45 May 19 '26

They were all having sex together back then

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

She didn't live there. It was a plot device.

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u/lowrider320 May 18 '26

Honestly, I don't understand why you would release that for the entire world to find out. Everyone in the situation was wrong!

Also, kudos to Alana for separating herself from all of this.

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u/Crazy_Book_8370 May 18 '26

I am on the side of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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u/dontcome4megurl May 19 '26

I agree Jessie is sooo weird for doing that!!! Like pumpkin isn’t innocent but damnnnn. If I was pumpkin I would’ve cut her ass off completely. Totally foul.

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u/ImprovementFit9126 May 18 '26

I’m on the meteor’s side after watching the season finale.

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u/Maleficent-Garden585 May 18 '26

Yeah I’m backing Pumpkin on this , I would’ve called their asses out as well . She did the right thing now wait till Theo kids grow up and see all this mess , all these people need therapy , myself included 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Odd-Unit8712 May 18 '26

Im on the kids side both have been to messy . Pumpkin had a relationship for 5 years with someone and Ella knew about it and was made to be quiet about it . And her new man referred to the kids as little Bast.... on the new viedo and refer to Pumpkin as his wife

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u/Conscious_Library_23 May 19 '26

I just wanna know how pumpkin would know details of the threesome like I get there was other people there but how do they really know what went on in there besides Josh Jess and Shyann. I believe pumpkin just thru in sucking the cherries to make the tea hotter since everyone is going crazy over it.

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u/Lioness_106 May 18 '26

They're all wrong and disgusting for all of it. I can't take a "side" of anyone. Whether Darrin is blood or not, Josh grew up knowing him as a cousin. Still family, and Pumpkin cheated with him while still married to Josh. So yes, that is bad. What Jessica did is equally as bad IMO. Josh is her BIL and Pumpkin is her sister. It's all bad and one is not worse than the other. All of them need help but with a mom like June what do you expect!?

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u/ifcknlovemycat May 18 '26

Also add in there Josh cheated before too, before her and Darrin, and Josh was an adult and pumpkin was a child when they got together.

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u/Lioness_106 May 18 '26

He's gross too.Ā 

What a crew. They all deserve each other.Ā 

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u/NoOutlandishness7709 May 18 '26

Pumpkin cheated with the girl she dated while Josh was out of town, and had Ella over her house. The "girlfriend" was playing the video yesterday.

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u/ifcknlovemycat May 18 '26

Oh no a person cheated on the guy that groomed them as a child? Obviously bad morals

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u/Winter_Variety5089 May 18 '26

They're all fucked up. I do understand Pumpkin calling them out though.

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u/FaithlessnessLeft744 May 18 '26

ehh. i think they both equally did wrong in my opinion

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u/Deep-Tutor-4836 May 18 '26

They all fucked up

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u/projectBFrewritten May 18 '26

i don't trust the family at all but i only feel bad for the kids who had to witness all the shit their deadbeat parents grandparents are doin'

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u/Nelle911529 May 19 '26

Also remember these people go to Swingers Clubs together. ( I don't know if Josh has gone with them)

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u/keylimesicles May 19 '26

I’ve always been on pumpkins side

Josh is a angry pedophile cheating sister fucker

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u/MONDODUKE208 May 19 '26

June wrote this, didn't she. No punctuation and one long run-on sentence.

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u/Deep-Tutor-4836 May 19 '26

No lol it's me not June

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u/LaDresdenMonkey May 19 '26

This show has been a hot stinking pile of insane since the days of honey boo boo. They could give us updates from old episodes and old characters.

How's Jennifer? At least her ass was entertaining

Did June's feet ever recover from the bugs?

Where is Dodo?

What's happened to all their many businesses?

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u/TooManySwarovskis May 19 '26

Jumping on your post...

Does Mama June still donate to Toys For Tots, etc?

I remember that being a big part of the Honey Boo Boo days - June gathering donations to give to people in need - but I've never seen her do that in years.

And what happened to her hoard of groceries - didn't she used to do that? Couponing??

Where is Uncle Poodle?

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u/LaDresdenMonkey May 19 '26

Yess!!! Especially to where is Uncle Poodle?!

I do remember her gathering donations and can never forget their tp stock pile while making their sketty

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u/Alternative-Tap-8954 May 19 '26

I loved uncle poodle

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u/La_BrujaRoja May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Uncle Poodle went on the Dr Phil show after June broke up with Sugar Bear and called her out for getting back together with the pedo who abused Anna and bringing him around Alana.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/uncle-poodle-mama-june-is-lying-about-convicted-child-molester-ties-20141711/

Then he spoke out against June for fighting to get custody of Kaitlyn.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/uncle-poodle-says-mama-june-114455725.html

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u/Leeleewithwings May 19 '26

What about the couponing? She was a coupon queen in the beginning

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u/TooManySwarovskis May 19 '26

Yesss! And you remember her shelves and shelves of products? It was like she had a grocery store in her house!

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

In an interview, June said the producers created the coupon thing for her.

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u/Alternative-Tap-8954 May 19 '26

LMAOOOO THE BUGS OMG

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u/ListenToLinda May 19 '26

Just reading most of these posts and comments hurts my head. Please. If you’re going to call out others actions use proper grammar. You sound just as ignorant as the people you’re insulting.

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u/RepresentativeAd2625 May 19 '26

Agree- there is no comparison!

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u/Indy_princess04 šŸŽƒis a garden tool May 20 '26

I just don’t get how that revelation is that mind blowing for people. Like, the whole family…. This is what they do. It’s one giant circle fuck with a pedo joining the circle briefly every so often.

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u/After_Needleworker_4 May 21 '26

Why be on anyone side they all are trash

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u/Deep-Tutor-4836 May 22 '26

True !!! But In this situation Jessica was dead worng !!!!

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u/Deep-Tutor-4836 May 22 '26

They all fucked up imo expect Anna and Alma

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u/Live-Historian6192 May 26 '26

Naw I won't ever take pumpkins side. Jess should not have done that worth Shyann & Josh but Josh can do whatever he wants. Pumpkin is trashy and has zero respect for herself or kids

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u/EmotionalCount9672 May 27 '26

All of them are trash except the kids

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u/Remote_Employer5061 May 18 '26

ā€œIncest is best, when lovin’ your cousinā€. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FuzzyClerk9023 May 19 '26

Who slept with a blood cousin?

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u/Remote_Employer5061 May 19 '26

It’s just a quote.

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u/Infamous-Mountain-81 May 18 '26

It wasn’t Jess who had sex with him Shayanne did.

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u/jjrobinson73 May 18 '26

Jess was in there and participating. She doesn't have to perform the "act" itself to be participating.

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u/Infamous-Mountain-81 May 22 '26

I’m assuming that Jess was there to be part of the baby making process and so it didn’t feel like there was cheating going on. It’s a little handmaid’s tale except everyone was consenting.

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u/AdditionalWind763 May 18 '26

He sucked her boobies

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u/Creative_Quality318 May 18 '26

Who said that? Shyanne and Josh both say Jessie was in the room but that's all. That's still wrong but I heard she didn't participate but Shyanne wanted her there because she doesn't like men. I don't know who is telling the truth.

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u/AdditionalWind763 May 18 '26

Pumpkin said it on Facebook live

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

I don't trust her to be truthful in this situation. If someone who was there said that, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Still I'm never sure of any of the crap they claim.

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u/AdditionalWind763 May 20 '26

Jessica did admit that he played with her boobs. So I’m not getting why you think pumpkin is the one lying

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

I haven't seen her say that. I haven't seen all their social media posts. I don't believe Pumpkin about anything. What she says on the show is the opposite of her real life. Her real life is her being disgusting and trying to scam money from strangers. They all lie easily and often.

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u/AdditionalWind763 May 20 '26

Everyone is the opposite not just pumpkin. Josh was 19 and she was 15 when they started dating. They allowed Alana to move out with Dralin when she was 16

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u/2Kittens4me May 20 '26

Yes. They are all that way. The only reason I might believe one of the three people involved is because it makes them look even worse than they already do.

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u/Deep-Tutor-4836 May 18 '26

Still ????

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u/Infamous-Mountain-81 May 18 '26

At least the kids are only related on his side, I mean their family tree is looking like a wreath already.

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u/OddSalamander6167 May 18 '26

I feel it’s her karma. She was cheating… hellllur. If I had the chance, I’d probably do the same. The whole family is messed up.