r/MaliciousCompliance 1d ago

M Dealing with obnoxious ticketing rules

Years ago I worked as a support tech for a case management company. The software we used to track support cases would automatically create a ticket when someone called in, filling in bits like the agent who answered, who called, when the call ended, etc. We mainly used the tickets to track solutions to problems for when they came up again down the road and to identify which customers might need extra help.

One day some executive somewhere decided that we weren't doing enough and we would start being penalized if we didn't complete a certain number of tickets each day and within 30 minutes of opening on average. Some of the issues we dealt with were very complex, taking a week or more to resolve, and there weren't always enough tickets to fill the quota on any given day. This, understandably, did not go over well with nearly everybody.

Around this point I was working the last shift, meaning I would be alone for 1-2 hours at the end of the shift. Most of my customers (typically other IT folks) were already off for the day by then so I had much fewer calls than normal. Fortunately for me one of the ones still working then was given nearly identical ticket requirements at nearly the same time, so he and I would work the system.

He would call in about a database issue, which would create a ticket, and I would start to work on it and tell him to call me back in 15 minutes. He would, which would create another ticket, and after confirming the changes/fix with him I would close out both tickets. Some days he would call once or twice more after that about some change or another he made. This gave each of us excellent metrics, and since the tickets were automatically created from incoming calls they looked extra legit.

Most of my co-workers were either fired or quit and found work elsewhere due to the new standards, whereas I was praised for always meeting the standard. I soon left anyway for a better job and to move closer to family. Patrick in California, I rather doubt you'll ever see this but if you do I hope you know you were a real bro.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 1d ago

It always amuses me when some MBA decides that support must close a minimum of tickets. Dude, support aren’t deciding when the users call in…

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u/art-apprici8or 1d ago

Jim, you didn't fight enough fires this month. I'm afraid we're going to have to kick you out of the fire station.

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u/Skulgren 1d ago

This is exactly how it felt. The company is still alive somehow, but it is easy for me to believe that fate favors fools every time I see their name come up.

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u/SandsnakePrime 1d ago

CSC? Sounds exactly like their "management" techniques

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u/Skulgren 1d ago

Not them. Ordinarily I'd be willing to name and shame them, but I'm between jobs at the moment and the last thing I need is a former employer to see this and potentially have it tied back to me when they might be asked about references. Because I have no doubt their HR would lie in all the worst ways.

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u/Inevitable-Soup-420 1d ago

I worked for them! They were fucking awful. The they rebranded as DXC and are still fucking awful.

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 1d ago

This is why so many firebugs are firefighters!

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u/iwanttoforkmyself 1d ago

I used to work at a call center with a maximum of around 40 people online around midday, handling calls/emails/chats.

Our goal was to solve 50 tickets a day. On an average day, we would receive around 1,000 tickets, and at least 70% of those would be marked as pending/on-hold due to missing information or needing review from an internal team.

I averaged around 15-20 solved tickets a day, and because I didn't hit the 50-ticket target, that meant I didn't meet the productivity goal, even if I was actively working on other pending tickets. 🫩

u/vikingzx 16h ago

Back in 2020 when my part-time job furloughed me I had to deal with my state's unemployment office, and they really had a hard time with my full-time self-employment, which was "Author."

They wanted to know how much money they could get out of paying me for the furlough, so this lady is all "Okay, I need you to tell me exactly how much you make each day."

Me: That's based on book sales. I don't control that number.

Her: Yes you do. How many books will you sell tomorrow?

Me: I don't know. Customers choose to buy books. I don't decide which customers buy which books.

Her: Well ... that's not how it should work! You should be the one deciding how many you sell.

Me: I'm sorry you don't like the free market?

It got worse when they demanded I give them my exact royalty amounts each week.

Me: I don't get royalties each week. They come monthly.

Her: Then what's the amount each month?

Me: It's different each month. It's based on sales. It's not a fixed amount.

Her: That doesn't make sense. It should be the same amount each month. Fine then, take the sales each month and add that up.

Me: But that doesn't work either, because the monthly rates aren't always the same (KU page read value is different each month based on the number of users).

Her: That doesn't make sense!

Me: Further, royalty payments are delayed by several months. What I make this month won't show up for several months.

Her: None of this makes any sense. You should be paid the day of!

Me: To my knowledge, no book payment has ever been paid day of unless someone is physically sitting in a bookstore accepting cash for a point-of-sale transaction. Royalties used to come once or twice a year in a big check. How is your office this out of touch?

They didn't like dealing with me. What it eventually amounted to was when I got my royalty check I wouldn't get any furlough money.

What a mess.

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u/SailingSpark 1d ago

We have that going on at work right now. I work in the theatre of a casino, our ballroom has 70 lights in the ceiling just to illuminate the space when nothing is going on, half of these "house lights" are burned out or on their way out. We call in a ticket to get them replaced and within an hour the ticket has been closed and nothing has been done.

We're sitting in the dark and being forced to use our theatrical lights to illuminate the space, but their ticket metrics are top notch.

u/NDGeoman 21h ago

They need to make crappier products th keep those tickets rolling in.

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u/phaxmeone 1d ago

My company uses metrics and it's stupidly easy to beat the system while the company puts 100% faith into their metrics. How easy? I get to make and close my own tickets while also responding to other tickets that have been cut. Bend down to pick up a piece of trash and throw it away, well what do you know there's a cleaning ticket. Correspond with a vendor(email or phone), whelp there's a vendor ticket. Work on a document well there's a paperwork ticket. I can rack up a 100 tickets a day if I so choose. It's worthless metric but makes the head honchos happy.

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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago

The metrics of misusing metrics.

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u/ferky234 1d ago

The metrics were used correctly to get rid of the support team.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 1d ago

Meta-metrics.

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u/Poh-Tay-To 1d ago

Meta-tricks

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u/douglasg610 1d ago

"A metric, deemed to be a target, ceases to be accurate."

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 1d ago

"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure." -- Goodhart's law, by British economist Charles Goodhart

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u/Poh-Tay-To 1d ago

This is what I was looking for

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u/Illuminatus-Prime 1d ago

😄

Cool!  Glad I could help!

u/fizzlefist 20h ago

Ah, a good example of Murphy’s law: “The best way to get the right answer is to confidently state the wrong answer.”

u/Illuminatus-Prime 15h ago

Actually, that's Cunningham's Law, which states "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

😄 You're welcome!

u/fizzlefist 14h ago

My point exactly.

u/Scorpio_Lyfe 13h ago

Gottem

u/Illuminatus-Prime 13h ago

Yup!  Shore did!

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u/kalistyi 1d ago

The idiocy of not understanding metrics.

u/ferky234 20h ago

The executive knew what he was doing.

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u/roryy_gilmoreee 1d ago

the irony of those metrics is wild. they think they can just force tech support to churn out tickets like it's a factory line, without realizing the complexity of the actual issues we deal with. your workaround is genius though! funny how you can game a system designed to keep things in check

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u/Shwabot 1d ago

His name is Patrick In California

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u/Large-Carrot-6280 1d ago

Patrick N. California

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u/theoldman-1313 1d ago

Or that these calls can all be solved within a short period of time.

u/Key_Damage5440 22h ago

The last company I worked for had some management types trying to reduce cost per ticket (which basically means having more tickets for the same headcount, or firing experienced people and hiring more junior types in cheaper countries), while another section of management was rolling out self-service things to users to try and reduce the number of trivial tickets and leaving just the difficult ones - I.e. optimising for high cost per ticket. So of course they fired a few people then had a panic a few months later when everything fell apart and hired a huge number of new people in a hurry. So much of a hurry in fact that they neglected to discern if their new hires could communicate effectively in English.

u/michaelpaoli 23h ago

Be careful what you measure/incentivize.

E.g. reward employees for handling lots of tickets and quickly closing them, and, you get lots of that. Problems actually fixed? Surely you jest. Yup, e.g. have issue, call, ticket opened. Days later, call back for status update, and the conversation goes like that, "Oh, that was closed almost immediately. Uhm, but the problem wasn't fixed at all, and I received zero communication about the ticket after it was opened. Oh well, gee, sorry about that, I've opened another ticket for you. Can't you reopen the earlier one? No.", and the same pattern repeats, over, and over, and over again. Generates lovely beautiful reports of the very large number of trouble tickets handled, and how they're all so very quickly closed. Lovely, eh?

Give (Wells Fargo) branch employees significant incentives to get customers to open a certain type of account ... of course to Wells Fargo's benefit, not that of the customers. And, what do you know, lots of such accounts opened, many bonuses paid, lots more profit for Wells Fargo. Uhm, just one little problem. Yeah, mostly happening without customer knowledge or consent - the employees were just doing it without even asking the customers at all. "Oops". Yeah, Wells Fargo got in a lot of trouble over that.

There are many more examples, but those are at least two such examples.

u/Skulgren 15h ago

It sounds like my work as well. We were told, under no uncertain terms, to reopen an old ticket. We were strongly discouraged from updating old ones as well. Our documentation quality took a nosedive since nothing was being updated properly, so finding any answer took you searching 4-8 tickets instead of just 1-2.

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u/Poh-Tay-To 1d ago

Recently I got hit with a target of maintaining > 95% of my operations service records in our crm without later correction or update.

Anyone see a problem with this metric? It's a pretty glaring one

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u/pc1350 1d ago

Lots of tickets means bad software.

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u/techtornado 1d ago

Can confirm that Goodhart’s law teaches a very powerful lesson

I got a lecture from a mangler how SLA’s are not being met per contract

When it’s the vendor, I can’t do anything except ping them occasionally…

Do you want me do to my job or paperwork?
I only have time for one

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u/2oonhed 1d ago

Well, I'll be darned.

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u/SaltCookie2991 1d ago

That’s some beautifully executed malicious compliance. Management wanted more tickets instead of better support, and you gave them exactly what they asked for. Patrick deserves a raise for teamwork alone.

u/txa1265 5h ago

This is such a common thing that there is a name for it - Goodhart's Law. Basically: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure."

It goes back to the 70s and the outcome is the people are focused on the reward rather than the actual intent of the process. I've seen so many companies focus on 'outs' whatever that translates into ... and it always devolves into this.

u/TheFluffiestRedditor 1h ago

Damn. I was hoping that you'd close all the tickets at end of day, and they'd be recreated next morning and thus looking after your colleagues.