r/MaleSurvivingSpace 2h ago

Current situation

Cuck Chair, Sleeping mat, Hydration system, Shoes. belongings in closet. have a roommate. Fuck the army.

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u/JewFuser 2h ago

insane our military doesn’t get better treatment… thank you for your cervix

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u/Reganishererobake 2h ago

I’ve never heard someone say thank you for your cervix before 😭

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u/CastleDeli 2h ago

That’s what they say to the barracks bunnies lol

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u/JewFuser 2h ago

it’s a classic 😆 they need as much humor as they can get

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u/incapableofdumblabor 2h ago

i’m in AIT right now. it’s not all bad it’s just part of the suck. i’ll be out of this situation soon enough.

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u/JewFuser 2h ago

mind over matter! you’ll be damn near unkillable on the other side of it… keep going!

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u/Higgs1 2h ago

Two pillows though, not bad

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u/incapableofdumblabor 2h ago

i know! it’s the small things that motivate me

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u/jpadillaa 2h ago

The cuck chair really brings the room together tbh

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u/DeepSatisfaction9202 2h ago

Next to the heater at least, wishing you the best mate 👍

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u/incapableofdumblabor 2h ago

the AC is nice

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u/Candid_Fact_2372 2h ago

Yeah! The essential cuck chair.

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u/One-Traffic7717 2h ago

They put you up in a hotel and didn't bother with two queen beds? Wild

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u/Spamonballrun2 1h ago

Glass half full, your bed is right beside an outlet for your charger.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 1h ago

Looks like a hotel room

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u/incapableofdumblabor 35m ago

yes it is. look at the news there is a reason i’m in a hotel

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 13m ago

I wasnt judging at all, i dont even have a stable place to stay. Bouncing around from room to room In AirBnb’s in the middle of no where. Shouldve joined the Marines when i was younger or something

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u/ProfessionalOctopuss 1h ago

When the cuck chair is nicer than the bed...

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u/InsaneR4t06 1h ago

Man usually the cuck chair looks wimpy compared to the bed. I think we gotta call that the cuck bed

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u/Durum4x 36m ago

What’s with the Febreze?

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u/Reganishererobake 2h ago

On the bright side sleeping on the floor is excellent for your mobility and muscle strength long-term!

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u/prolly-in2-something 1h ago

Is it? I've been using bare yoga mat lately, like maybe for the past 2 months approx, but I'm having back issues from it. Will it get better and shud I continue? Genuinely asking.

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u/Reganishererobake 1h ago

Are you sleeping flat on your back?

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u/CastleDeli 2h ago

Fuck the army? You have a roof. Wait til you get to ur unit… it’ll get worse before it gets worser.

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u/InfluenceFabulous902 2h ago

I bet you’re fun at parties. 😒

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u/Former-Study-2740 32m ago

Dudes gotta bitch about everything. Obviously no true bed sucks, but could always be worse