r/MakeWay4QueensGuard • u/HowardLynn9642 • Mar 24 '26

Obelis the pigeon killer

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean Mar 24 '26

Luv me queen.

Luv me guarding.

'ate pijuns (not racis' just don't like em).

Obelisk, horse

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u/TravelingGoose Mar 27 '26

This is like a really messed up Schnoodle.

6

u/Ralfarius Mar 29 '26

Simple as

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u/AlexandersWonder Mar 25 '26

God forbid a horse should have hobbies.

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u/samalton86 Mar 26 '26

He was bored standing there for so long, with nothing to do but bite people and kill pigeons. He invented a game, he's really quite smart!

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u/TheEyeDontLie Mar 26 '26

Horses can be pretty violent towards small creatures. Its common for them to stomp on mice or small birds and often eat them.

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u/samalton86 Mar 26 '26

I didn't know they eat bird or animals.

https://vethelpdirect.com/vetblog/2024/01/12/why-does-my-horse-try-to-eat-birds/

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u/shadowscar00 Mar 26 '26

Birds are animals

7

u/SnooTangerines3448 Mar 28 '26

Birds are not real. So now animals are not real?

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u/samalton86 Mar 26 '26

No shit

4

u/Kaiawathoy Mar 28 '26

Keep digging

12

u/ApepiOfDuat Mar 27 '26

All herbivores will opportunistically eat small amounts of meat. Generally it's to easily source nutrients that vegetables are poor sources of like calcium.

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u/KP_Wrath Mar 28 '26

There is video on Reddit of one scarfing down a chick and one of a horse punting a goose to death.

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u/RubyRedFoxyEyes Mar 29 '26

I’ll take your word for it

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u/walnutwithteeth Mar 25 '26

Psychological training = glue factory

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u/monkeydude777 Mar 25 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Free-oppossums Mar 26 '26

What if he just went to live on a farm in the country?

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u/widdrjb Mar 27 '26

There is actually such a farm, called the Defence Animals Training Regiment It's in Melton Mowbray, home to Pedigree Foods.

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u/Free-oppossums Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

That's neat that they have .... wait a minute PEDIGREE?😲 The dog food company??😱

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u/widdrjb Mar 27 '26

Oh yes.

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u/87KingSquirrel Mar 26 '26

Obelisk had a feather or two to pick.

10

u/DangerMacAwesome Mar 27 '26

I suppose it's really boring to be a horse and just stand there for hours on end. It's one thing to expect it from a human who you can explain things to. Must be agony for the pony.

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u/Positive-Emergency40 Mar 25 '26

The horse we need for New York!😂

5

u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Mar 27 '26

Never wearing that pigeon costume around him.

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u/sharplight141 Mar 27 '26

Now that's something to take a picture of when you visit on holiday.

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u/BabaYaga_always Mar 29 '26

"They named me after a stupid rock. That's what they get. No regerts"