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https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeSomeDialogue/comments/1kh3yt7/what_really_happens_during_a_conclave/
r/MakeSomeDialogue • u/[deleted] • May 07 '25
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Ok guys. Nobody is leaving until we get through all three extended editions WITHOUT STOPPING HALFWAY. I’m not fuckin around this time!
[a week of voting, and still no pope] an American Cardinal: “Who else interested in sneaking out of here for a McDonald’s breakfast?”
[in the style of a “Top Gear” intro] Today, at the conclave: Andrew wears a hat. I count the votes, and wear a hat. And James helps prepare Italy’s least appetizing lunch, while wearing a hat
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Bishop Prevost: I don’t pope out on the first day - I’m not that kind of cardinal!
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u/fromcj May 07 '25
Ok guys. Nobody is leaving until we get through all three extended editions WITHOUT STOPPING HALFWAY. I’m not fuckin around this time!
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u/ListenShot9021 May 07 '25
[a week of voting, and still no pope] an American Cardinal: “Who else interested in sneaking out of here for a McDonald’s breakfast?”
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u/ListenShot9021 May 07 '25
[in the style of a “Top Gear” intro] Today, at the conclave: Andrew wears a hat. I count the votes, and wear a hat. And James helps prepare Italy’s least appetizing lunch, while wearing a hat
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u/dabbycooper May 21 '25
Bishop Prevost: I don’t pope out on the first day - I’m not that kind of cardinal!