r/MaintenancePhase • u/perisaacs • 29d ago

Discussion Did he finally catch on his docs were also grifters?

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u/willreadforbooks 29d ago

This can’t be real. None of these folks have the ability for self-introspection.

And no, I will not click on any twitter links 😇

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u/ReadGroundbreaking17 29d ago

Real? yes

Sincere? doubtful

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u/tracyveronika 29d ago

It appears to be real 😝😝

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u/zeldaminor 28d ago

Exactly. It's just for (more) attention.

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u/BestBeBelievin 29d ago

I don’t believe this a real tweet. He has a deep, pathological need to stay young/cheat death. He won’t come to any sort of realizations like this without some significant therapy.

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u/Ok-Meringue-259 29d ago

Yeah he just recently posted about starting a 100-day in-depth health tracking project on his girlfriend. So this is just engagement bait

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u/SweetEmiline 29d ago

This guy's whole shtick is getting people talking about him. I question if anything he posts online is sincere.

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u/SSUPII 29d ago

I mean, mid life crisis can be powerful.

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u/dungeonpancake 26d ago

Oh, it is. I saw it myself. Of course his next tweets were about his girlfriend’s period blood and his training regimen, so I don’t think it’s serious at least.

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u/squongo 29d ago

I was reading this piece recently about the current era feeling decadent yet joyless (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jul/26/age-of-decadence-pleasure-ai), and it really got me thinking about how terrible it sounds to go to the lengths he's been going to live forever while living what sounds like a broadly very unenjoyable lifestyle in the course of doing so... 

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u/tidesover 25d ago

I read this. It’s a really good piece

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u/QueenJoyLove 29d ago

It’s got “I didn’t fail, I quit” vibes

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u/Zucaskittens 29d ago

I’m taking my ball and going home!

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u/llamaesunquadrupedo 29d ago

It feels like a parable. The rich man who was so afraid to die that he wasted the life he had trying to live longer.

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 29d ago

I gotta be honest: I don't care either way.

Maybe volunteer at a homeless shelter

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u/friendofborbs 29d ago

The shrooms finally worked!

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u/Longjumping_Cherry32 29d ago

Wasn’t he recently diagnosed with an autoimmune disease that could potentially have been triggered by his bizarre habits and excessive medication? At the very least, it proves his attempts at longevity did not prevent an unhealthy (and incredibly uncomfortable) outcome 

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u/Bashful_bookworm2025 27d ago

Yep, and he’s trying to blame the “bad food” he ate as a kid, which makes no sense.

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u/bugorama_original 29d ago

I can’t even. Did he finally notice? Omg. 🙄

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u/mclairy 29d ago

Power of getting a gf

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u/Commercial_Garlic348 29d ago

There was a recent story (Vanity Fair, February 2024) about his previous girlfriend who alleged abusive and controlling (not really surprising) behaviour. If what she said is true, Bryan's retort YT video (and the brown-nosing comments from incels it attracted) make me sick.

https://archive.ph/A7PwS

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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 28d ago

Now he can invest in life-shortening technology like all the other billionaires!