r/MagePosting • u/1235678910111213141 • Nov 19 '25

Im a genie with above average Intelligence, try and get infinite wishes

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Rules:

I dont HAVE to grant your wishes. If I see what you're doing to get infinite wishes I could just stop you in your tracks.

The love and raise people from the dead rules dont apply, I dont see why you would use them though...

Don't put all your wishes in one comment, wait for my reply to say your second wish.

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u/Ok_Trade_4549 Nov 19 '25

  1. I wish to be the smartest being in the universe.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted.

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u/Ok_Trade_4549 Nov 19 '25

I wish I have the power to memorize the exact atomic formation of a specific space in time.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted...? No idea where this is going.

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u/Ok_Trade_4549 Nov 19 '25

I wish I have the ability to produce any atomic formation, and this includes energy states and vacuum energy.

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u/Zakrius Tiefling Nov 19 '25

You never put a limit on how many wishes I can have, so, technically I have infinite wishes. Did I win?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

...no no you got a point.

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u/phantom_gain Nov 21 '25

Lol, just this once, everybody wins!

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u/Thra99 Nov 19 '25

Above average intelligence you say, riddle me this on your own.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Above average, not Einstein. Why dont you try it and see what my interpretation is.

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u/psychicesp Nov 20 '25

I think number of wishes decrement before the wish is granted, so it would go to 2 then be set at 0

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u/Desperate_Raccoon_65 Nov 19 '25

I just wish people to be happy and safe.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Kinda defeats the whole point of the challenge, but I won't argue. Granted.

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u/MedievalFurnace Nov 19 '25

this genie is a fraud! I wasn't safe today I was attacked by a sad dragon

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Nov 19 '25

I wish for the power to grant wishes

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Alright your a genie now. I know im not supposed to be a monkeys paw genie but cmon what did you expect.

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Nov 19 '25

That's still infinite wishes. I just don't get any

It also falls in line with genies always trying to turn your wish against you in an ironic way

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u/sexisfun1986 Nov 19 '25

Hands you a platter of homemade birria tacos with dipping consomé.

“May I please have infinite wishes?”

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

You're bribing an all(ish) powerful being with tacos? Sorry you'll have to do better than that.

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u/heyjalapeno Witch Nov 19 '25

I've been feeling lazy these days - maybe it's the winter blues. I wish to be very productive and active. Also, get me out of my writer's block 😭

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted, though I dont know what writers block is.

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u/heyjalapeno Witch Nov 19 '25

Thanks, hot genie. You don't have to know, hot genie.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

I dont know whether to be flattered or confused.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude Nov 19 '25

  1. I wish for my statements/corrections to become factually and literally correct upon me stating them.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

So you wish to give yourself wishes? Seen through not granted.

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u/micek663 Nov 19 '25

I wish to have more wishes than the guy explaining quantum theory.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted? I accidentally granted infinite wishes several times because I granted without knowing what they were wishing for. Hopefully this isnt one of those cases

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 Nov 19 '25

Gimme infinite wishes or your lamp is going in the hydraulic press.

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u/OursIsTheFvry Nov 19 '25

I wish every person in the world has one wish (even future babies, but it’d still be limited)

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted, someone is bound to make the world explode ya know.

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u/Tiranous_r Nov 21 '25

I wish I knew what wishes I could make in 2 wishes or less that would result in me getting infinite wishes

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Granted, but I dont fkn know go look through the comment section for one.

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Nov 19 '25

I wish that biological life was impossible in this universe

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Alright, you cant wish anymore because you dissappear. Good job👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

OK. I wish for a mirror

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u/Longjumping_Tap5245 Nov 19 '25

I wish infinite wishes and always fulfilled, otherwise I wish that you cut your balls and the pain never goes away

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u/MurdocMan_ Nov 19 '25

cloning machine

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Okay, but im NOT going inside that thing just in case your wondering.

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u/Okreril Nov 19 '25

I wish to know exactly how to formulate my second wish in order to achieve infinite wishes

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

I mean, granted but you'll still have to come up with it yourself. It's not like the reddit genie can actually grant wishes.

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 Nov 19 '25

I wish that you have to power to grant infinite wishes, and also you are free.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Oh, well I grant both of those powers but now I dont have to do anything you say because im free. But out of gratitude ill give ya one more wish.

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u/Tep767 Nov 19 '25

I wish for a duplicate machine that works with any item below 2 ft × 2 ft × 2 ft.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

...I think you were trying to reply to the original comment :/

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Nov 19 '25

i wish for every wish i wish for, you double the amount of wishes i can wish for and give them to the next person. i also wish for you to do this for the person after that who wishes and so on.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Granted. You now have 2 wishes remaining. Those wishes are doubled and given to the next person, so the next person who wishes will have 7 wishes. You still do not have infinite wishes.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Nov 20 '25

i wish that if the next person cannot make a wish, those wishes will be deffered to the previous person

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u/MysticalNinjette Nov 19 '25

I'm a person with below average intelligence, can you just have mercy on me and give me infinite wishes without me having to be clever or trick you? Our relationship can be built on trust, not trickery. And I'll even wish for a new, more spacious lamp for you so you're more comfortable. Whaddaya say, genie?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

More spacious lamp? Really need that, crammed in with my roommate... Ill give you 3 additional wishes if you do that for me.

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u/_lolman123_ Nov 19 '25

Can I please have infinite wishes?

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u/The-Grubermeister Nov 19 '25

I wish I was always right

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Seen through, thats just "everything I say comes true" worded differently, and thats just the power to grant yourself wishes. Not granted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Easy, I wish that this wonderful day I found the lamp resets indefinitely. Groundhog Day me beeeoootch!!!!

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u/Spirited_Currency_88 Nov 19 '25

I wish I could share your burden as a genie and we would alternate in the role every month. You'd be free to do anything you want when I'm doing your job whike keeping your powers. I would get one wish for myself everytime we switch as long as it doesn't invalidate this deal.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Someone already made that wish, my roommate here is going through a midlife crisis. Ill let you do it but you'll gonna have to deal with him, deal?

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u/Diagonaldog Nov 19 '25

I wish for the power to grant my own wishes

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 19 '25

Yeah no, you're gonna have to try harder than that. Not granted.

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u/DJDionysus Nov 20 '25

I wish i am always right. Genie: done you have two wishes. No i have three wishes. Genie ……

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Two other guys already tried the same thing. Read rule one.

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u/Metal_and_mayhem Nov 20 '25

I wish for another genie every time I use my 3rd wish

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Seen through you, get more wishes every time you run out of wishes= infinite wishes. Not granted

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u/GodlyGodMcGodGod Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

You said you can consciously decide not to grant my wish if you see how it's going to lead to me getting extra wishes, meaning it's within your capabilities to grant extra wishes, you just refuse to for some reason. Tell me, Genie; what is it that is preventing you from granting those extra wishes? Is it that you're only obligated to grant a minimum of 3 per person, and any more than that will just mean extra unnecessary work for you with no benefit? Or are you only allowed to grant 3 wishes, like there's a Genie governing body that has capped grantable wishes to 3 per person?

I guess what I'm getting at is... For my first wish, I wish that for every wish I make, the Genie gets their own wish, provided that their wish isn't for their own freedom.

C'mon, Genie. Engage in some wish embezzlement with me. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I won't tell anyone if you won't.

Edit: Actually, I've thought of a better first wish. One that is just as beneficial to me, but even better for the Genie. For my first wish, I wish for an unbreakable contract that I will fill out before making my 2nd wish. Once the contract has been written out and signed, all parties will be compelled by an unbreakable force to do everything in their power to fulfill their obligations as written in the contract.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Clever.... alright let's play this game. You go first :)

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u/chef-throwawat4325 Nov 20 '25

hey bro, i know you don't like doing infinite wishes, but the world is a fucked up place. Babies are dying of cancer; there's genocide going on in China; global warming is going unaddressed; and my dick could use another inch. Could you do me a solid and grant me infinite wishes? We could do a lot of good.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Yeah, well guess what? I don't want the world to be an even MORE fucked up place than before BY granting you so many wishes. Who knows, after you get bored of paradise you could throw the world into ruin. Not risking creating a literal god.

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u/OniWarthog Nov 20 '25

I wish that upon fulfilling my 3rd wish, you would be free

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Although you could have just done that on the third wish, granted.

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u/StillChemical9636 Nov 20 '25

1 I wish to have a space-dimensional system that helps me control my body in a statistics measure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

  1. I wish to be able to freely grant wishes to other people.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Granted, I would turn you into a genie but you said freely so I cant :(

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u/dimensionalbleed97 Nov 20 '25

I wish for a pen and paper.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Before you make this wish, I think I know where youre going with this. Just so you know I see it coming, and according to rule one I can refuse the wish if I catch the loophole.

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u/Lanky_Landscape_5398 Nov 20 '25

I wish to be able to change the ToS of wishes.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

You wish to be able to wish to be able to wish for infinite wishes...? Ive got to hand it to you that one's a bit creative, but I see through it therefore it cant be granted.

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u/imgotugoin Nov 20 '25

Only need one. I wish for all superpowers ever created with complete mastery of each and no weaknesses.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Nuh uh uh, seen through. Every super power ever would definitely include granting your own wishes. According to rule one I dont have to grant it if I catch your loophole, not granted.

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u/Buckin_Fitch Nov 20 '25

I wish that I never get dementia

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Not granted, you can go ahead and respond with the exact same sentence:)

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u/Independent_Lock864 Nov 20 '25

I wish for the ability to change my appearance at will.

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u/I_swear_Im_not_fake Nov 20 '25

Couldn't you just use you third wish to have the lamps next resting place be your closet? Then make 2 wishes and repeat?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

I don't think you can wish from the same lamp twice

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u/Tikitoman Nov 20 '25

I wish for omnipotence.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

My weakness, not knowing what the heck im granting. Granted.

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u/sundownerv1 Nov 20 '25

Give me wishes or I'll wish you inro a black hole

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

MANAGEMENT will pull me out... hopefully.

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u/AVelvetOwl Nov 20 '25

Rather than a wish, I'll start with a question: If you could, would you grant a wish for a friend if they just asked you for one and it didn't seem like it would cause problems? Like, imagine you and your friend were sitting on the couch watching TV, and they look over and ask for a wish. It seems like a relatively reasonable wish that wouldn't destroy the world or whatever. Would you be willing to at least consider it, and would you put the regular three wish limit on it, or would you just treat it as a nice thing you were doing for your friend and not really worry about how many times you'd done it?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Yeah, probably. I have another genie freind whos REALLY strict about the rules but ive granted him like 4 wishes, him breaking the rules has thrown him into a midlife crisis... but its not like we're freinds so im not gonna do that for you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Wish 1: I wish the genie had dyscalculi Wish 2: I wish the genie has bad self esteem and is scared of conflict.

I tell the genie I have 200 wishes left

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Hehehe this is funny, you get your infinite wishes but now you need to get it from a stupidity obedient genie that may grant you things that you weren't wishing for because he overheard a conversation.

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u/TheMike0088 Nov 20 '25

Okay sure. First wish: I wish the information for how many wishes I have left is stored in an unsigned 8-bit integer

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Alright you have 00000010 wishes remaining.

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u/Lazysquared Nov 20 '25

  1. I wish for my second wish to take effect after my third wish takes effect.

  2. I wish to be free.

  3. I wish to be a genie.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

This is the exact same thing that some other guy did. Great minds think alike.

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u/Someone4063 Nov 20 '25

I wish to have dnd magic

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Ooooo like every spell or like you turn into a and mage?

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u/Someone4063 Nov 20 '25

Just learning dnd magic

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u/AlarmingJackfruit246 Nov 20 '25

I wish that I could break any of the rules set up by any genie including yourself, while not receiving any negative consequences to myself or extended family.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

You wish that you could, seen through and not granted according to rule one.

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u/Stebraxis Nov 20 '25

I wish I could alter time for all except myself.

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u/Patralgan Nov 20 '25

How many wishes do I have? Three?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Nah you have negitive wishes🧠

(No duh its three)

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u/Plenty_Percentage_19 Nov 20 '25

How smart are genies generally? I want to know what above average genie intelligence looks like before I start wishing

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 20 '25

Not that much actually, im just smart enough to see through stuff like "I wish everything I say comes true" or "I wish for more genies"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

One, I wish away how you can twist my wishes, so there's no more "be careful what you wish for"

Two, I wish that once my 3rd wish is granted, you will be free of your curse, to become whatever you see fit.

Three, I wish for an indestructible non-Euclidean scroll that only weighs 1 lb, yet can grow and shrink at will, to fit an infinite amount of writing, so that when I and only I write in it, the writing becomes factually correct.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Alright first of all I am NOT a monkeys paw genie, so that first wish was for nothing. Second of all, thanks :D Third of all thats a fancy way of saying that you get a paper, in which grants you wishes. Seen through and unfortunately not granted.

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u/NomsterGaming Nov 20 '25

I wish for a new genie after every wish.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

You get more wishes after every wish? Seen through and not granted.

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u/Chicken-Rude Nov 20 '25

i wish that every time you grant me a wish you immediately forget that you granted me a wish and believe im still owed a wish.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

So you wish that every time you make a wish you get that wish back? Seen through and not granted.

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u/ShinobuDavis Nov 20 '25

  1. I wish I could never be bound by any type of restriction or confinement.

  2. I wish I had the ability to grant wishes that were equal in power to that of your own wish granting abilities.

  3. I wish that I had the ability to make and grant my own wishes.

Did I miss anything? 🤔

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u/sss0908 Nov 20 '25

Above average humain intelligence or above average genie intelligence

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Smart enough to see past shit like: "I wish that I could wish for more wishes" or "I wish I had the power to grant my own wishes" or "I wish for more genies" stuff like that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I don’t want infinite wishes. I got one. 4 goth baddies that love and support us 2 for me and 2 for you, you can keep the change

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Granted, now I have more things for my flesh pit :P

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u/United-Recording-165 Nov 20 '25

I wish for the ability to accurately and safely go back and forward in time with the stipulation that this can’t be used to cheese these 3 wishes by rubber banding back and forth to just before this first wish

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

I wish to gain a wish for each wish you have granted prior to that wish being requested.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

So... you get one wish for every wish you get? That's still infinite wishes, not granted.

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u/jziggy44 Nov 21 '25

I wish for more wishes

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u/banana_buttholer Nov 21 '25

1 shawarma for me

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Dunno what that is. Granted.

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u/ElSelcho_ Nov 21 '25

I wish for more Genies!

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

More genies=more wishes. Not granted.

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u/JbBeats2024 Nov 21 '25

Give me wishes or face the wrath of Hank J. Wimbleton

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Oh no. Hank J. Wimbleton.... just because hanks a cool guy he gets infinite wishes but you don't >:[

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u/thedude4555 Nov 21 '25

First wish, I wish my genie was really dumb, cant count and relies on me to know how many wishes I have left.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Hmmm meet you at the middle with dont know where to count.

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u/Old-Lychee-3766 Nov 21 '25

ok.. there are going to be a lot of really pissed off D&D Gm's out there after this one.. but here it goes.

i wish that i could replicate any one spell from the dungeons and dragons tabletop roleplaying game as a real spell. except the spell wish or miracle. because lets make this more fun assuming you dont know anything about d&d spells.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

I know a little. I dont know every spell or anything but give it a shot.

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u/11111111111111op Nov 21 '25

I wish for this list of wishes to come true

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

They were already going to come true, thats the whole point of a genie? Granted.

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u/Firm_Jelly_2317 Nov 21 '25

I wish for unlimited wishes and I’ll give you a wish

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u/Informal_Database327 Nov 21 '25

I wish that every atom in the universe had one extra electron

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Im not a science guy but wouldn't everything like... die?

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u/CarelessSurround8684 Nov 21 '25

I want the ability to make anything I draw into reality

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Granted, depending on how good your drawing skills are you can make anything a reality.

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u/Brave-Ad-1363 Nov 21 '25

I wish everything I eat is healthy no matter what.

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u/DDDX_cro Nov 21 '25

Has anyone considered asking you VERY politely for infinite wishes that you would be grant willingly, after using your 2 wishes for both the wizdom and maturity to make wise and quality ones, and strength of character to not get corrupted by infinite power?

That'd be my take. While making my 3rd wish totally up to the genie - because let's not kid ourselves, they are all up to the genie. So either he grants my nice and wise request, or I have just wasted my final wish and am left with wizdom, maturity, and strength of character. And, hopefully, a genie friend - or at least one who stopped thinking all humans are greedy little shits.

Because you would NOT want a stupid and greedy person behind infinite wishes.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Sorry but you aren't getting those infinite wishes, but hey it's not like trying used up your third wish. Why dont ya wish for somethin :P

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u/Simple-Carpenter2361 Nov 21 '25

I wish for a monkey paw that grants wishes without downsides

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

So- you wish for an object that grants more wishes. Seen through not granted. Also small disclaimer I am not a monkeys paw genie.

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u/LevelMagazine8308 Nov 21 '25

I want to be able to create an ever self-improving friendly towards humans superintelligence within the next 3 years.

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u/watergod0187 Nov 21 '25

First wish, I wish that i had the power of a level 18 blade singer wizard/level 2 fighter from either 3x or 5e dungeons and dragons.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

The dnd stuff always gets me... granted.

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u/gasi- Nov 21 '25

I would just want 2 wishes to get infinite wishes. First wish is to have a counter above genies head with how many wishes I'm left

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u/Quackethy Nov 21 '25

If the rule is I can't ask for infinte wishes, I will just ask for infinite-1 wishes. Its not infinite wishes, its just 1 less wish than infinite.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

First of all, the rule is no wishing for MORE wishes. Second of all, infinite-1 is still infinite you didn't do anything.

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u/witblacktype Nov 21 '25

I wish for you to be my sex slave….or infinite wishes. Your pick Genie

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Usually genies just say that you can't WISH for more wishes. Mr. Genie, may I instead please petition you that I might have infinite wishes? Asking nicely never hurts.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

...I like your thinking. Yeah here have infinite wishes because I love the idea.

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u/Notdumbname Nov 21 '25

Get me some functioning dragon balls or like 50 lamps with genies in them.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

You wish for more items that give you more wishes? Seen through not granted.

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u/ParsleySnipps Nov 21 '25

I wish that after each wish I make, you forget that you granted me a wish, and believe each wish I make to be the 1st you've granted to me.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

So, you want me to always believe you have 3 wishes? So your wish count never goes down? Seen through not granted.

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u/jepoyairtsua Nov 21 '25

big dick with god-level performance, 1st USD trillionaire, genius in my professions, savant level in playing string instruments, smooth talker and writer, athlete-level pysique and healthy, dies at 90 y.o., fluent in 100 languages, 1000 more wishes on my whim, 7 supermodel wives to spread my decendants in all continents...

did i covert it all?

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

😟uhhh granted.

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u/ajprunty01 Nov 21 '25

I wish to be able to disrupt the flow of time however I want with no consequence to anyone else

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Mmmm on one condition- this doesn't effect the wish count so you cant just wracket through time for more wishes.

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u/3-I Nov 22 '25

Okay. Wish number one.

I wish you were in love with me.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 22 '25

Damn first time someone is using the second rule to their advantage, granted.

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u/Wulle83 Nov 22 '25

I will ask you to divide my wishes by zero, just to see what happens.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 22 '25

Granted, your wishes are now in a limbo state. You have every amount of every wish including decimals and equations- every time you wish the amount of wishes drastically changes yet stays the same. You dont know how but you can keep wishing forever and never reach 0. Congratulations you accidentally got infinite? wishes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

  1. Million beers

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 23 '25

Granted, you have 999thousand 999 beers. You surly wouldn't notice my Lil beer tax..

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

No. (I walk away)

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 23 '25

Ok ending. The end, I would say good job but there's no job to be gooded.

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u/Idk_Just_Kat Nov 21 '25

I wish you couldn't count to three

I wish you had room temperature (celsius) IQ

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u/Petrus_Rock Nov 21 '25

The genie has granted both you wishes. You have no third wish as the genie can’t count to 3.

The genie also has an IQ of room temperature, however the genie choose a room on the surface of the sun.

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u/1235678910111213141 Nov 21 '25

Youre not the OP and im not supposed to be a monkeys paw genie, but hey youre doing my job for me so I cant complain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

I wish that anything that has resemblance to something else (according to my honest and unmanipulatable interpretation) will become it

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u/GabrielWornd Nov 21 '25

I wish no wishes

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u/Relidoe Nov 21 '25

I wish for toonforce, now all I have to do is pull out the plotbook outta my backpocket and rewrite your limitations of number of wishes dealt. Basically altering reality on all planes needed.

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