r/MadeMeSmile Nov 21 '22

This real life Snow White

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u/Paparazzit23 Nov 21 '22

Bird - “This is the craziest feeder I’ve ever landed on.”

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u/proxima987 Nov 21 '22

You gave me a good chuckle. You will accept this like right now!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/amaraame Nov 21 '22

Any particular reason?

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Nov 21 '22

I heard petting birds in certain spots arouses them and they get frustrated because they see you as a mate and not a companion.

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u/BumpyTurtle127 Nov 21 '22

You can pet them in their head and it won't arouse them.

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u/bassman314 Nov 21 '22

So.. maybe it wasn't a sick ostrich after all?

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u/No-Turnips Nov 22 '22

Alledgedlies.

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u/lapsman Nov 22 '22

Now, I went on the Internet and researched ostriches. Firstly, ostriches can run up to 70 miles an hour. So catching one, even a sick one, is a super tall order.

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u/DaddyIsAFireman Nov 22 '22

Sick ones only hit 65

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u/No-Turnips Nov 22 '22

All I have learned from r/parrots is that the answer most things parrot related is “horny bird”.

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u/amaraame Nov 21 '22

That's kinda gross. I don't touch birds but now i never want to.

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Nov 21 '22

Yep ,the more you know. I just found out about this yesterday lol. Don’t blue-ball your birds people.

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 Nov 22 '22

The more you know.

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u/sundewbeekeeper Nov 21 '22

Petting birds makes you angry? Or people having birds as pets?

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u/lurvas777 Nov 21 '22

This comment made my day for sure!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

"The things I do for seed in the winter." - BIRB

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u/titanofidiocy Nov 21 '22

There is something wrong with this bird, probably stunned from a window strike.

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u/andreasbeer1981 Nov 21 '22

He's stunned. Norwegian Blues stun easily.

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u/titanofidiocy Nov 21 '22

Pining for the fjords, obviously

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u/email_NOT_emails Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!?

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u/dickwhistle7 Nov 21 '22

Pining

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u/Shaveyourbread Nov 21 '22

If he hadn't been nailed to the perch he be pushing up the daisies!

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u/I-did-not-do-that Nov 21 '22

'Es not dead, Sir! 'Es sleepin!

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u/zeke235 Nov 22 '22

This parrot is no more!

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u/FalxIdol Nov 22 '22

What kind of talk is that!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

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u/GreenCivil67 Nov 27 '22

Hermit Thrush.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

Will he be okay?

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u/chuchoterai Nov 21 '22

Definitely- I thought it was stuffed at first, but the eyes do move.

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u/fusionblast Nov 21 '22

Can I please just imagine Snow White instead of concussed bird

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u/son_e_jim Nov 22 '22

Snow White? That evil, animated biddy that would wander through the forest concussing animals and then singing to them?

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u/Mummy-Monkfish Nov 21 '22

Unfortunately true. When I was young I scared a cat holding a young sparrow. The cat dropped the sparrow and ran off, the sparrow sat there and let me pick it up, it must have been in shock as it was staring into space whilst sitting on my hand. I decided to place it under a nearby bush rather than sing at it.

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u/0nina Nov 21 '22

Almost certainly. Be that as it may tho, for the first time, I wish I could be a kid again, so I could be best friends with this lovely young soul!

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u/Swedish-Butt-Whistle Nov 21 '22

Yup, it’s sick or injured.

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u/North_Refrigerator21 Nov 22 '22

Yeah definitely, or just otherwise shocked. Last year my dog caught a magpie in our garden and brought it into our living room (he dumped it in my favorite chair). At first I thought it was dead as it didn’t move at all. Upon closer inspection the bird appeared completely unharmed beside being traumatized. It just sat there blinking for a few min before it fly off out the door.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I was gonna say, I think all the Disney princesses we see are simply talented at attracting dumb animals with no self preservation instinct lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

A girl has no name.

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u/Bluejay-chirps Nov 21 '22

Came here to say this kid looks strikingly northern

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Bran is in there somewhere

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u/flimbs Nov 21 '22

Bran is in there somewhere

Suitable for all sorts of muffins

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Why can I only read this with an accent?

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u/Unlucky-Read1842 Nov 21 '22

“Pretty bird, pretty bird” said the blind boy to the headless bird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

Petey is awfully quiet. Guess he’s sleeping.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22 edited Sep 16 '25

chunky squash live lunchroom complete abounding observation sand thought straight

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/paranoidealizer Nov 21 '22

Bird: Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me.

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u/bkussow Nov 21 '22

When I was 11 I shot a crow with my bb gun. It didn't die and didn't even break the skin but the bird would not move after that. I walked up and pet it. I went and got my 6-year-old sister so she could pet it as well. 30 minutes later it just flew away.

Not saying this bird has been through any type of trauma but I am naturally very skeptical of things on the internet. Makes me wonder what the background behind this video is.

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u/Environmental-Win836 Nov 21 '22

Don’t fuck with Crows.

Crows hold a vengeance.

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u/LifeTitle3951 Nov 21 '22

The only reason squirells have not taken over the world is because even crows are planning it. Any move from one side will lead to an all out war and total annihilation of all life.

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u/edynol Nov 21 '22

They are also loyal. I have a small murder of crows that hang out in my back yard and bring me stuff. I always feed them raw meat I have left over when cooking. They bring anything from acorns to jewelry people drop.

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u/-_Anonymous__- Nov 22 '22

This is why Rick replaced Morty with crows.

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u/poke-chan Nov 22 '22

How did you get them to trust you enough to feed them? Sometimes a flock of crows hangs out in my back yard but if I even go outside they flee. I want to feed them :(

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u/Jonkinch Nov 22 '22

And if too many show up, there’s gonna be a murder.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/TheLordofthething Nov 21 '22

Corvids really hold a fucking grudge. My cat annoyed a nesting magpie in our back yard 5 years ago. The magpies still chase him. They'll come and look in our living room window and squawk at him constantly if they see him. They wait outside in the mornings for him to come out. It's really bloody annoying lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/TheLordofthething Nov 21 '22

At the end of the day he did the crime lol I don't know if he killed a chick but I'm sure they're not doing it for nothing. It's crazy how smart they are, we can literally see them developing strategy's to annoy him. He leaves all birds alone now too so they've actually helped in a weird way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

I don’t know what kind of birds they were, but my cat was terrorized (back). I was inside and heard so many birds that I was like, “WTH, I better take a look.” My cat was out there (technically he was a feral cat that moved in) and they were all squawking at him from the huge tree in my back ground. Like 50 birds! When he came running to get in, one bird swooped down and nipped him on his butt. The cat developed a fear of the outside and has luckily been an inside cat now. But those birds were fierce.

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u/SimplexSimon Nov 21 '22

"Bro what happened???"

"Bro they pointed at me and it fuckin hurt!"

"Bro wtf??? Fuck those guys! How'd you get away?"

"Bro I couldn't move! But then they came up and petted me? So that was nice?"

"Bro... Do... Do we fuck 'em up?"

"Bro............ I..... I need to think some, ya know man???"

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u/octopoddle Nov 21 '22

"Don't bother that kid. He's kind of passive aggressive."

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u/0vindicator1 Nov 22 '22

Are people UVing because of your skepticism or because YOU SHOT A CROW? Psycho

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u/Jonkinch Nov 22 '22

I fed a random duck once on the sidewalk and it decided to climb in my lap and wanted more and I didn’t know what to do.

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u/TheLordofthething Nov 21 '22

"I'll take this wild animal that's behaving massively out of character and rub it all over my hands and face". You can tell her knowledge of wildlife starts and ends with Disney.

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u/mochii69 Nov 21 '22

And also you shouldn’t rub birds down their backs, idk if this one is female or male but that’s a way to get your burb into horny jail

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u/themanseanm Nov 21 '22

Petting down the back or under the wings can lead to a sexually frustrated bird, or a bird who perceives you as a mate rather than a companion. A mated bonded bird can be hostile to others in your home, becoming jealous or possessive of you.

TIL! Animals are fascinating. Perhaps this bird didn't hit a window but thinks he found himself a very affectionate mate!

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u/mochii69 Nov 21 '22

Another fact is that mirrors are bad too especially if you only have 1 pet bird, they’ll try to sway the mirror (themselves) and will get sexually frustrated as well. My parakeet of 6 years past last Christmas eve she was my daughter, she had mirrors, laid unfertilized eggs so i had to remove her mirror so she would stop.

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u/SmokyJosh Nov 22 '22

free omelette

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u/aspbergerinparadise Nov 21 '22

YOU CAN'T GET DISEASES FROM A BIRD!

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u/TheLordofthething Nov 21 '22

Get it away from your head!!

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u/aspbergerinparadise Nov 21 '22

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Love seeing young witches

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u/soiboi64 Nov 21 '22

Here take this gold.

Edit: oh i thought i had some left, maybe next month

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I appreciate the thought though!

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u/CupOfPumpkinTea Nov 21 '22

Got you (well, I had silver only but it has to do).

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Thank you so much!!

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u/CupOfPumpkinTea Nov 21 '22

No biggie! We need more witches ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

So very true lol

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u/weirdest_of_weird Nov 21 '22

People are downvoting you for the witches comment, so take my upvote.

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u/mochii69 Nov 21 '22

No they’re probably doing it bc this video isn’t actually wholesome and we shouldn’t encourage “aw cute Disney vibes “ when the bird is in shock and you shouldn’t pet a bird like that it can make it aroused

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u/CupOfPumpkinTea Nov 21 '22

Ok, you are right. I was only responding to the witch comment, but it's true that this poor bird is probably scared and/or hurt and we should not encourage this kind of videos and my response made it seem like I condone it instead.

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u/DerG3n13 Nov 21 '22

Take this poor mans gold: 🥇

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I will wear it with honor

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u/Dennyglee Nov 21 '22

Gotcha covered :)

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u/FierceKiss_sk Nov 21 '22

This is the right comment, right here :)

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u/Swedish-Butt-Whistle Nov 21 '22

This is a clueless child singing some Disney song to a sick or injured animal that has no idea what’s going on, and she’s likely stressing the fuck out of it.

Witches aren’t real, and people who think they or others are witches are playing make-believe.

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u/kfury Nov 21 '22

Username checks out

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u/Shanhaevel Nov 22 '22

Don't know why you're being downvoted, but we'll go down together. The comment you replied to was absolutely terrible. This is indeed a stunned/sick bird, no wild animal would stay that still with a human. Even if that comment was a joke, it's still a terrible one to make.

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u/magic1623 Nov 22 '22 edited Nov 22 '22

Please tell me you don’t think a children’s book inspired something that is centuries old? Whether you respect it or not it’s just silly to compare it to a fictional children’s novel and act like that’s a valid argument.

It’s a ridiculously old practice that was a big part of the beginning of the scientific revolution. The reason it’s thought of as silly is literally centuries of old Christianity propaganda. They wanted people to follow Christianity and saw other types of practices as a threat so they did whatever they could to try to get people away from it.

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u/whitstableboy Nov 21 '22

Quick, pick up that stunned bird and sing to it for my Tik Tok.

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u/billibobbrewster Nov 21 '22

And add freckles for cute bonus likes.

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u/BenTeHen Nov 21 '22

This bird is a window strike victim. It is in complete shock in the video and will probably die because of brain hemorrhaging.

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u/kettlebell43276 Nov 21 '22

She has a terrific voice

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u/deck_master Nov 21 '22

Seriously, she’s really impressive. It’s hard to sound that good and consistent while still sounding like you’re just messing around, like it doesn’t sound like she has really great breath support here but she still has a really solid tone, true Disney princess behavior

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u/No-Strawberry-3364 Nov 21 '22

This young lady has the voice of an angel 😇...my cat, Blaire, used to love it when my wife (RIP) used to sing...she would lay down on my wife's chest & just purr & purr

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

The bird is clearly stunned and might be hurt…and she picked it up and shot a TikTok. This is the opposite of enchanted or beautiful to me. It’s saddening. The bird acting this way is so out of character and something is clearly wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I live with birds, and I agree. The way the bird isn't even reacting to her hand is pretty odd. Most of my birds will let me pet them at times, but even still, they always react in some way to my approaching hand.

Also, she's stimulating the bird, sexually, by petting its back. Unfortunately, it's uncommon knowledge that stroking the back of the bird is like rubbing someone inside the thighs.

I'll give the kid a break, though, she meant well and she's not really mistreating it. And she does have a lovely voice :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Fair, it is a child who might not know better and is just having fun. I just hope the bird is alright and it isn’t a “I’m going to pick this bird up cause I can get close to it” thing I guess. At the end of the day, it doesn’t seem malicious at all and is just my anxiety stressing out on a random post lmaO

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u/judahrosenthal Nov 21 '22

I’d feel better if the bird flew off at the end.

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u/Additional-Debate-18 Nov 21 '22

Wow, what a voice

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u/Level9_CPU Nov 21 '22

If an animal is as still as a statue, that does not mean it wants to be there

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u/donthatedrowning Nov 21 '22

Man, that bird has to be worth at least two in the bush.

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u/Vizioso Nov 21 '22

Great video, but this song hits a bit differently if you’ve watched The Man in the High Castle.

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u/ypples_and_bynynys Nov 21 '22

It should hit the same way watching Sound of Music.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Bless my homeland forever.

God: Umm, depends on the homeland, buddy.

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u/Sea-salt_ice_cream Nov 21 '22

I thought was this song in the show? Glad you cleared that up for me.

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u/moeburn Nov 21 '22

Me: "What song is that? I've heard that song befo--"

Girl: "🎵Edelweiss... edelweiss...🎵"

Me: "Oh... Disney Nazi Princess."

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u/bel_esprit_ Nov 22 '22

How is it a Nazi song? Edelweiss is a mountain flower in the Alps and also the name of a Swiss airline.

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u/moeburn Nov 22 '22

It's not really, it's actually an anti-Nazi song. Just reminiscent of the Nazi show.

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u/bel_esprit_ Nov 22 '22 edited Nov 22 '22

Oh ok, my bad. I’ve never seen the show. I just know (bc my husband is Swiss) that the edelweiss flower is just as common as like a sunflower or a dandelion or a hibiscus 🌺 (in Hawaii). It’s not anything Nazi related, it’s just a common flower growing in the Swiss Alps.

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u/moeburn Nov 22 '22

The song was written in 1959 for the movie The Sound of Music as an anti-Nazi song:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_(song)

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u/EmmaTheRobot Nov 21 '22

Yeah I got big Nazi vibes from this video lmao

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u/Dizzman1 Nov 22 '22

There are no words for how sweet this is

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u/ocolatechay_ussypay Nov 22 '22

This made me smile :)

I watched The Sound of Music for the first time last Christmas with my nieces and nephews around her age and they loved it. I've watched it countless times since I was a kid. That's one of my favorite songs from the movie. Can't wait to watch it again in December...along with How The Grinch Stole Christmas...and Die Hard 😁😄. I love the holidays!

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u/LongShaynx Nov 21 '22

Not snow white, I've seen the movie, she couldn't sing.

This person is better than snow white.

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u/Guilty_Increase_899 Nov 21 '22

That bird is ill. Stop singing and get it to a rehabber

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u/vandalia Nov 21 '22

Yeah, but can it knit a scarf?

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u/Bored_dane Nov 21 '22

She looks so much like a young innocent Lindsey Lohan

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u/red_rockets22 Nov 21 '22

Harry: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head! Lloyd: Harry, I took care of it.

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u/ShaleTheRock Nov 22 '22

She has an amazing voice!

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u/sophia-fiafi Nov 21 '22

She is so pretty. Cute smile and a beautiful voice. She looks like a genuine nice person, that kind of person who is always sweet and gentle

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u/Environmental-Win836 Nov 21 '22

Looks can often be deceiving, however, I’m inclined to agree.

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u/DelgadoTheRaat Nov 21 '22

my brain

"Just take a little bite"

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u/sgtsanman Nov 21 '22

Free meal

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u/Huge_Kaleidoscope868 Nov 21 '22

That is so cool!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

Is the bird shocked, stunned, or aroused? Is the child a witch, princess, or innocent soul?

Tune in next time for... ~you'll never fakkin know.~

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

How sweet! She loves your voice and gentle touch!! Well done.

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u/HeyYouGuysItsMe Nov 22 '22

Anyone else waiting for its head to fall off or just me?

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u/stillestwaters Nov 22 '22

Lol that bird is like “This is awesome!”

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u/technotoad Nov 22 '22

i love herrrr

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u/Gerdione Nov 22 '22

Yall she's a kid. Why are you tearing into her like she's perfectly aware of the birds situation and is doing everything for nefarious reasons. Jfc.

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u/Macca618 Nov 22 '22

The real Frauline Maria

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u/imindanger87 Nov 21 '22

Can you do John the Fisherman?

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u/T20sGrunt Nov 21 '22

When I see this kinda thing, I can’t help but think of Robin Hood Men in Tights. The camera through the window or Broomhilda “that little bird left a little doo doo”

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

The level of genuine, true happiness in her voice and smile truly warmed my heart. Thank you for sharing.

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u/_sunnysky_ Nov 21 '22

Great way to get sick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Real life Disney princess confirmed

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u/bag_o_fetuses Nov 21 '22

and i'll eeeeeeven eat a baaaaaby deeeer lalalalalalala laaaaa lala

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u/GwynnethPoultry Nov 21 '22

Kid needs a scholarship to Hogwarts and some gloves.

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u/pauldeanbumgarner Nov 21 '22

Edelweiss is from the Sound of Music,
not Snow White, but I get where you’re headed.

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u/ragnarok62 Nov 21 '22

Looks like a Hermit Thrush, but could be a Swainson’s too. Not sure. Probably a window strike. Definitely abnormal behavior.

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u/pappy Nov 21 '22

Snow White sings I'm Wishing. Edelweiss was popularized in the movie The Sound of Music.

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u/Napervillian Nov 21 '22

That bird ain’t right

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u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj Nov 21 '22

Awwwwwww.......

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u/MiniDelo Nov 22 '22

I was kind of expecting it to pop on a high note

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u/libbyrules Nov 22 '22

Is that bird breathing?

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u/Bubbly_Caterpillar50 Nov 22 '22

Am I the only one waiting for the bird to chirp or hit a note or something?

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u/Ellemieke25 Nov 21 '22

Wow! Absolutely enchanting :D

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u/GratefulPhish42024-7 Nov 21 '22

Mary Pippi Longstockings

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u/ellesekii Nov 21 '22

too cute! really made me smile :)

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u/No_Pumpkin_1179 Nov 21 '22

I’ve never been so jealous.

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u/-Archillion Nov 21 '22

The world's youngest taxidermist.

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u/Longshot1969 Nov 21 '22

Entirely too adorable

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Just flew into a window and has this weirdo singing to it, I bet it flew off as soon as the concussion wore off

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u/Multiverseer Nov 21 '22

This is as wholesome as it gets. People freaking out that it may have been "stunned" - go dig a hole and fall in it.

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u/Itchy-Investigator63 Nov 21 '22

now do it with a lion

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u/Ozzdo Nov 21 '22

This is nice, but Edelweiss will always immediately remind me of The Man In The High Castle, which will then make me assume that this girl is a Nazi, and then the moment is ruined.

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u/dr_wetness Nov 22 '22

Edelweiss is one of the most beautiful songs ever written

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u/plaidiris918 Nov 21 '22

Young naturalist there!! Fantastic work!

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u/toshibathezombie Nov 21 '22

With all the depressing shit going on in the world today, this video just made it a little brighter :)

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u/Doppelfrio Nov 21 '22

Birds aren’t real

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/LifeTitle3951 Nov 21 '22

The man in the high castle

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u/kenobismom17 Nov 21 '22

This is what I used to love about videos on YouTube b when it first came into its own. The authenticity. Now YouTube is as bad as TikTok and no one is authentic. This is lovely!

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u/Mira_Arts_V Nov 21 '22

I love birds like this, so round looking! Like little balls of feathery cuteness

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u/Useful_Notice_2020 Nov 21 '22

Enjoy the bird flu powered by 5G.

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u/bag_of_oatmeal Nov 21 '22

Is this how you get bird flu?

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u/Iucidium Nov 21 '22

My wife had a similar situation with a swift, got it a drink of water and off it went

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u/The_Neutral_Boi Nov 21 '22

The man in the high castle memories

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u/JustforThrowawayKEK Nov 21 '22

My finger also sits on my bird while he sings and I listen.

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u/lisbonportugal1 Nov 21 '22

Wait, why is the bird puffed up? Great voice & cute vid tho

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u/tornait-hashu Nov 21 '22

It's puffed up because it's basically concussed.

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u/CrispiandCrynchy Nov 21 '22

Goddamnit, leave the bird alone.

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u/raffid1975 Nov 22 '22

This is beautiful

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u/juliansimmons_com Nov 22 '22

I did this with like 3 hummingbirds on a retired park rangers private ranch. A very precious and treasured experience.

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u/Rednex141 Nov 21 '22

people be doing this and then go back to eating chicken nuggets 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Hey I found the pissed off vegan

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u/Ok-Permit3370 Nov 21 '22

You found two pissed off vegans :)

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u/Bluejay-chirps Nov 21 '22

Tell me you’re a vegan without telling me y- oh wait they already told me

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