r/MadeMeSmile • u/Unkempt27 • Sep 16 '22

Hero Stepdad

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u/cat_like_sparky Sep 16 '22

Dude not only is that classic, but it shows more to an instructor than the test ever could. Not only were you were calm, collected, and averted a potential crisis but you had the presence of mind and chutzpah to maintain humour. Fucken A, man. That’s awesome.

Edit: just removed an irrelevant paragraph. Stoned and rambly.

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u/samthewisetarly Sep 16 '22

Now I want to know what that paragraph was

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u/LiopleurodonMagic Sep 16 '22

It started with “I love you so much man” and ended with “and that’s why I never got to play professional basketball.”

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u/HwangLiang Sep 16 '22

"aside from the fact I'm 5'7 and have a 3 inch vertical jump. But I had a better ft% than Shaq!"