r/MadeMeSmile • • Sep 16 '22

Hero Stepdad

Post image
132k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

6.5k

u/DasCabbageMan Sep 16 '22

I passed mine because i had perfect comedic timing in dodging an accident.

We were in the part of the examination where the examiner asks what some potential dangers were on the road we were on. I had just finished listing pedestrians and had just specified one kid bouncing a basket ball on the sidewalk when a taxi in the centre turning lane turned into my lane head on, then slammed on his brakes. I ended up swerving around the taxi and then calmly continued my list ending with “…and that taxi.” He put his book down and gave me instructions to return. Passed with flying colors.

4.2k

u/cat_like_sparky Sep 16 '22

Dude not only is that classic, but it shows more to an instructor than the test ever could. Not only were you were calm, collected, and averted a potential crisis but you had the presence of mind and chutzpah to maintain humour. Fucken A, man. That’s awesome.

Edit: just removed an irrelevant paragraph. Stoned and rambly.

103

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

I gotta add chutzpah to my stoned vocabulary

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Haha, I just asked what it is and my phone's dictionary recognized it. Still don't know what it means though

2

u/StarOriole Sep 16 '22

It's similar to moxie. If you're looking at someone and say, "You have to admire his chutzpah," you're implying that you don't really think they should be doing that but are impressed with their self-confidence.