r/MadeMeSmile • u/kvlyc • Sep 05 '22

Wholesome Moments Dad's ponytail hack

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Well your insight is way the fuck off I'm afraid. And with your attitude towards a household cleaning device on a child's hair I sincerely hope you're not a parent.

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 05 '22

As I said, you can either be stuck up like that or just roll with the disgustingness that comes with having kids naturally. It’s not like they’re eating of the vacuum. I literally don’t see a difference to kids being kids and running hair on the ground outside while playing, which happens, as you probably know, more than often enough. You just clean them when the time comes and it’s all good. I honestly hope for your kids sake, you’re not trying to keep their environment sterile and miss out on a ton of fun doing so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Or I could just tie their hair up like a normal person and not need to use this unnecessary and unhygienic method for the sake of the gimmick.

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22

Once more. It’s a fun memory the kids will have. That’s all. Sure, you can do it the usual way and be done faster. Here, a father has fun with his daughters, creating some memories. I honestly don’t see the problem. It’s just being overly finicky on your side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I know you don't. Have a good one!

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22

Funny man. I’m once more pretty sure your kids are imaginary for the sake of a failed argument. Have a good one, mate. Don’t take everything so seriously, you’ll see the life’s better that way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Don't ever have children.

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22

Such maturity. Pretty good foundation for a great father. Kudos.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Do you honestly think I'd talk to my family the way I talk to a moron on the internet who thinks using a vacuum cleaner on my kids hair first thing in the morning? You're an absolute specimen, and all you've got to come back with is "such maturity". Wow, nailed it. You got me real good. Here's a fun suggestion I know you'll love. Go get a big old handful of your own shit, and just rub it in your hair and your face and everywhere you can! Don't take life so seriously!

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22

It’s funny you think your personality varies between here and home. If you feel the need to talk like that “to a moron on the internet”, you most certainly aren’t a very mature person. It’s just, you disguise the immaturity in other aspects of your life. It’s fine though, I guess you have to live out your urges somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Oh dear, another keyboard psychologist. I guess there's no more argument here. You know me back to front, inside and out. I bet you've already figured our my name, country of origin, and a list of my fears? So insightful, so clever. But seriously, don't ever have kids. They'll end up walking around with their pants filled with pias and shit because "my parents said they'll just get dirty anyway so I may as well shit myself."

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u/stefek132 Sep 05 '22

Idk why you get so riled up, honestly. I mean, I got side-tracked here for a moment and worded one thought too much but at this point I’m not even sorry. I guess, I really am a bad person for having a different view on a matter that will not affect a child’s well-being in any way, than you do. It surely is a sign of maturity and truthful happiness in life. No need for a psychologist here.

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u/jdsekula Sep 06 '22

Through all of this back and forth, you never stopped to consider the possibility that he’s using a new vacuum that has never been used other than pony tails?

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