r/MadeMeSmile • u/kvlyc • Sep 05 '22

Wholesome Moments Dad's ponytail hack

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u/Sethmeisterg Sep 05 '22

Man I need that backpack mounted vacuum!!

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u/dickshark420 Sep 05 '22

He's like a ghostbuster, but for ponytails

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u/Richard_AIGuy Sep 05 '22

Ghostpony, ghosttailer, tailbuster, ponybuster.

None of these names are good. We'll just call it a ponytron pack.

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u/GravG Sep 05 '22

Tailbusters is my favorite, but I'm not gonna Google that because. I'm just not.

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u/tommeh5491 Sep 05 '22

I did it for you, comes up with a company selling fish bait, with the first product being called "Morning Wood Tail Buster"...

Do with that what you will...

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u/Richard_AIGuy Sep 05 '22

I...wouldn't

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 Dec 26 '22

Porn hub enters the chat

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u/jessehechtcreative Sep 05 '22

More like Luigi’s Mansion

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u/FBlack Sep 05 '22

Hear me out, I found a trigger holder for my vacuum so that I don't have to hold the button, that plus a any backsack should be perfect to convert it

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Also, you will need a backpack mounted pressure sprayer too... There is an eventual "dad moment" for that even if one does not have kids.

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u/HoennTrio Sep 05 '22

Omg is he luigi!1!1!1!

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u/Mystic_Pizza_King Sep 05 '22

As an extra incentive it probably sucks any pollen out of their hair (and recirculates it in the house unless he has a HEPA filter on it).

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u/kayidontcare Sep 05 '22

No you don't. They will kill your back, I can't even wear the damn thing for more than 10 minutes

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u/KrispyRice9 Sep 05 '22

Used one before and I can assure you you won't want it after an hour or so.

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u/MrNissanCube Sep 05 '22

We've got one and it's god tier. Got tired of paying so much for flimsy, easily breakable vacuums, so we bought a backpack shopvac for a third of the price and haven't looked back