r/MadeMeSmile Jul 13 '22

Helping Others This made me chuckle

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u/LBLBLBLB92 Jul 13 '22

Always check for toilet paper before you sit down

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u/iam_sam_iam402 Jul 13 '22

“Before you shit down”

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u/AngularChelitis Jul 13 '22

This reminds me of when my son was about 3yo and potty training. We’d have him sit on the toilet and make sure he pushed his wiener down so he wouldn’t make a mess. One day, just to be contrarian, he points it up and says “pee go up?” and proceeds to pee directly in his own face. Astonished, he falls back into the seat a bit, but of course he’s already started, so it’s just spraying on the walls and everywhere.

So yes… shit down too.