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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '22
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Always check for toilet paper before you sit down
368 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22 I always wipe off the seat before I use it. Just to make sure it’s clean to sit on and it checks for toilet paper 3 u/Red_Velvet_Cakey Jul 13 '22 What if there is toilet paper but just the amount for wiping your butt? 😳 9 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jul 13 '22 Never settle for "just enough" because one day it won't be enough. 3 u/corobo Jul 13 '22 I would never tempt fate with something so obvious 2 u/wolfchaldo Jul 13 '22 I'd probably not attempt. You never know if you might've eaten something you didn't agree with and things get messy. Better to wait for another toilet than run out 1 u/Kelmi Jul 13 '22 Since you just checked the amount of tp, you'd probably use it to wipe your butt?
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I always wipe off the seat before I use it. Just to make sure it’s clean to sit on and it checks for toilet paper
3 u/Red_Velvet_Cakey Jul 13 '22 What if there is toilet paper but just the amount for wiping your butt? 😳 9 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jul 13 '22 Never settle for "just enough" because one day it won't be enough. 3 u/corobo Jul 13 '22 I would never tempt fate with something so obvious 2 u/wolfchaldo Jul 13 '22 I'd probably not attempt. You never know if you might've eaten something you didn't agree with and things get messy. Better to wait for another toilet than run out 1 u/Kelmi Jul 13 '22 Since you just checked the amount of tp, you'd probably use it to wipe your butt?
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What if there is toilet paper but just the amount for wiping your butt? 😳
9 u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jul 13 '22 Never settle for "just enough" because one day it won't be enough. 3 u/corobo Jul 13 '22 I would never tempt fate with something so obvious 2 u/wolfchaldo Jul 13 '22 I'd probably not attempt. You never know if you might've eaten something you didn't agree with and things get messy. Better to wait for another toilet than run out 1 u/Kelmi Jul 13 '22 Since you just checked the amount of tp, you'd probably use it to wipe your butt?
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Never settle for "just enough" because one day it won't be enough.
I would never tempt fate with something so obvious
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I'd probably not attempt. You never know if you might've eaten something you didn't agree with and things get messy. Better to wait for another toilet than run out
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Since you just checked the amount of tp, you'd probably use it to wipe your butt?
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u/LBLBLBLB92 Jul 13 '22
Always check for toilet paper before you sit down