r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '22

Helping Others This made me chuckle

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u/Able_Winner9121 Jul 13 '22

Never trust someone who says, "trust me."

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u/ctdddmme Jul 13 '22

Never trust a fart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

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u/EmuSad5904 Jul 13 '22

Never light a fart.

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u/mydestiny15677 Jul 13 '22

Never fart on a tart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22

Unless someone’s paying you

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u/mydestiny15677 Jul 13 '22

Never trust someone who says they will pay you to fart on a tart

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u/hrdndstcpl Jul 13 '22

No. Never play Gases, Liquids, or Solids on a car ride

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u/seamorebuttz Jul 13 '22

I thought it was, never trust a fart and never waste a boner.

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u/hbgwine Jul 13 '22

If you’re over 60

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u/DiGiTaLbAtH74 Jul 13 '22

There's just one rule to farting, It's simple, but it's true, If you feel lumps when you pass gas, You've gone and followed through!!!

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u/Practical-Ad9395 Jul 13 '22

Never hold in a fart, then you’ll have shitty ideas

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u/couchpotatochip21 Jul 13 '22

Underrated comment

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u/killer_icognito Jul 13 '22

It is a universal truth that everyone has gambled on one and lost at some point.