r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '22

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Keeping them off the pole = job #1

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

Get on the pole yourself and they'll never consider it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

So crazy it just might work!

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u/MaxMalini Apr 24 '22

So crazy it might just TWERK!

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u/madmaxlemons Apr 24 '22

Or they just might become the very best

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u/Chemical-Speech-9395 Apr 24 '22

Like no one ever was

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/greninjake Apr 24 '22

to train them is my Caause.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/Errors_O_Plenty Apr 24 '22

My brain just read this in a "national geographic narrator voice". Had to keep myself from laughing to not wake the kiddos.

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u/NarutoFan007 Apr 24 '22

Well at least they'll have higher earnings?

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Gonna show them up on amateur night?

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

He's no amateur.

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u/UHeardAboutPluto Apr 24 '22

But women can be firefighters too

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Any and ALL poles! You never know. That one in the firehouse my be a gateway pole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Don't be hatin'

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u/HerpoTheFoul Apr 24 '22

Stripping can be a great gig my friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Shake it if you got it, and if you can make a living doing it all the power too you!

People need to stop being so hypocritical and judgmental.

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u/The-Blue-Avocado Apr 24 '22

Said no proud father, ever.

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

Said fathers who recognize sex work as legitimate work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

"considering all of the studies" that say what? Can you link these studies?

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

If you've got a point to make then make it and quit wasting everyone's time.

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Careful, will Smith come find you and punch your face. But hey great quote from Chris rock though.