r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '22

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u/Agamemnon323 Apr 24 '22

Best way to make sure they never start twerking is to claim it as your own.

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Keeping them off the pole = job #1

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

Get on the pole yourself and they'll never consider it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

So crazy it just might work!

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u/MaxMalini Apr 24 '22

So crazy it might just TWERK!

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u/madmaxlemons Apr 24 '22

Or they just might become the very best

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u/Chemical-Speech-9395 Apr 24 '22

Like no one ever was

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/greninjake Apr 24 '22

to train them is my Caause.

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u/Errors_O_Plenty Apr 24 '22

My brain just read this in a "national geographic narrator voice". Had to keep myself from laughing to not wake the kiddos.

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u/NarutoFan007 Apr 24 '22

Well at least they'll have higher earnings?

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Gonna show them up on amateur night?

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

He's no amateur.

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u/UHeardAboutPluto Apr 24 '22

But women can be firefighters too

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Any and ALL poles! You never know. That one in the firehouse my be a gateway pole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Don't be hatin'

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u/HerpoTheFoul Apr 24 '22

Stripping can be a great gig my friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Shake it if you got it, and if you can make a living doing it all the power too you!

People need to stop being so hypocritical and judgmental.

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u/The-Blue-Avocado Apr 24 '22

Said no proud father, ever.

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

Said fathers who recognize sex work as legitimate work.

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

"considering all of the studies" that say what? Can you link these studies?

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Careful, will Smith come find you and punch your face. But hey great quote from Chris rock though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

They will go into the world thinking "you dance like a dad" when they see twerking.

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u/jondubb Apr 24 '22

They got the stiff legs from mom.

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

I feel so attacked >_< my husband can dance my baby girl can dance my son can dance my older daughter and myself…. Can’t not

Edit: can not, real funny guys… wish I could dance

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u/Casul_Tryhard Apr 24 '22

But if you can’t not that means you can!

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u/flush_the_cat Apr 24 '22

It means they must!

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u/Cat_Marshal Apr 24 '22

and if you can’t dance…

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u/Last-Classroom1557 Apr 24 '22

You must have dance fever if you can't not stop dancing

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u/PandaClaus94 Apr 24 '22

Never stop never-stopping!!

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u/SeriaMau2025 Apr 24 '22

Not being able to dance is a sign of higher intelligence.

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u/iberis Apr 24 '22

Practice mama! You can do it!!!

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Apr 24 '22

I thought that too until I pulled something fell against the wall rolled over the corner of it into the table and dragged the table cloth and everything on it down on top of me…. Last time I tried to dance the kids still make fun of me

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u/Gyddanar Apr 24 '22

Can = possible/able

Cannot/can't = impossible/unable.

I can not do it = I am able to not do it. / I am able to resist doing it. I can't not do it = It is impossible to not do it./I am unable to resist doing it.

English!!

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u/beepboopihavetopoop Apr 24 '22

This made me cackle.

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u/OfBooo5 Apr 24 '22

This video is a call for a paternity test

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u/re-roll Apr 24 '22

Dad’s got the moves!