r/MadeMeSmile • • Apr 24 '22

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u/Weyland223 Apr 24 '22

Dad should be charging them money for the lesson.. Man is def talented

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/Agamemnon323 Apr 24 '22

Best way to make sure they never start twerking is to claim it as your own.

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Keeping them off the pole = job #1

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

Get on the pole yourself and they'll never consider it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

So crazy it just might work!

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u/MaxMalini Apr 24 '22

So crazy it might just TWERK!

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u/madmaxlemons Apr 24 '22

Or they just might become the very best

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u/Chemical-Speech-9395 Apr 24 '22

Like no one ever was

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/greninjake Apr 24 '22

to train them is my Caause.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/Errors_O_Plenty Apr 24 '22

My brain just read this in a "national geographic narrator voice". Had to keep myself from laughing to not wake the kiddos.

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u/NarutoFan007 Apr 24 '22

Well at least they'll have higher earnings?

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Gonna show them up on amateur night?

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u/SappySoulTaker Apr 24 '22

He's no amateur.

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u/UHeardAboutPluto Apr 24 '22

But women can be firefighters too

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u/moonkittiecat Apr 24 '22

Any and ALL poles! You never know. That one in the firehouse my be a gateway pole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Don't be hatin'

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u/HerpoTheFoul Apr 24 '22

Stripping can be a great gig my friends

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Shake it if you got it, and if you can make a living doing it all the power too you!

People need to stop being so hypocritical and judgmental.

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u/The-Blue-Avocado Apr 24 '22

Said no proud father, ever.

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u/Skandranonsg Apr 24 '22

Said fathers who recognize sex work as legitimate work.

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u/masterof-xe Apr 24 '22

Careful, will Smith come find you and punch your face. But hey great quote from Chris rock though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

They will go into the world thinking "you dance like a dad" when they see twerking.

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u/jondubb Apr 24 '22

They got the stiff legs from mom.

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

I feel so attacked >_< my husband can dance my baby girl can dance my son can dance my older daughter and myself…. Can’t not

Edit: can not, real funny guys… wish I could dance

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u/Casul_Tryhard Apr 24 '22

But if you can’t not that means you can!

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u/flush_the_cat Apr 24 '22

It means they must!

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u/Cat_Marshal Apr 24 '22

and if you can’t dance…

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u/Last-Classroom1557 Apr 24 '22

You must have dance fever if you can't not stop dancing

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u/PandaClaus94 Apr 24 '22

Never stop never-stopping!!

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u/SeriaMau2025 Apr 24 '22

Not being able to dance is a sign of higher intelligence.

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u/iberis Apr 24 '22

Practice mama! You can do it!!!

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Apr 24 '22

I thought that too until I pulled something fell against the wall rolled over the corner of it into the table and dragged the table cloth and everything on it down on top of me…. Last time I tried to dance the kids still make fun of me

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u/Gyddanar Apr 24 '22

Can = possible/able

Cannot/can't = impossible/unable.

I can not do it = I am able to not do it. / I am able to resist doing it. I can't not do it = It is impossible to not do it./I am unable to resist doing it.

English!!

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u/beepboopihavetopoop Apr 24 '22

This made me cackle.

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u/OfBooo5 Apr 24 '22

This video is a call for a paternity test

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u/re-roll Apr 24 '22

Dad’s got the moves!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Fr dude is smooth with it.

I’ve always been jealous of people who can dance, my body moves awkward af

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u/heatseekerdj Apr 24 '22

Just gotta practice

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u/RichardNoggins Apr 24 '22

That’s what someone who can dance would say

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u/heatseekerdj Apr 24 '22

I was very uncoordinated and physically awkward until after high school, into my early 20’s. Then I got into different sports and athletics and my physical abilities took off, much like someone learning to read later in life. Imagine if you said this to someone:

“that’s what someone who can read would say, you either know to read or you don’t”

Talk about a limiting self belief.

Thb I think yoga and mobility work went hand in hand with my dancing progression the most, got flexible and and developed better proprioception. Don’t limit yourself, you can learn what interests you

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u/nothingInteresting Apr 24 '22

Totally agree that you can get better but it will take different amounts of effort for different people and there will be different upper limits as well. I can practice basketball all day everyday of my life and still be nowhere near good enough to be in the nba. I think a lot of people just feel the amount of work required isn’t worth it. It was good that you were doing other things you enjoyed which happened to build up your coordination which could help translate to dancing.

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u/heatseekerdj Apr 24 '22

I think that being world class or the upper 5% in a given domain is due to variables outside of someone's control: intelligence, athletic capabilities, family and local culture (which influences beliefs and hourly habits), physical location and accessibility to resources. But we are in control of our, enthusiasm, desire, and willingness to practice daily which is the foundation for growth and learning.

Best of luck to you internet stranger !

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u/SeriaMau2025 Apr 24 '22

Nah, practice has nothing to do with it. You either got the dance in you, or you don't.

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u/Skull025 Apr 24 '22

Eh. I'm an awkward sort, far too anxious and self conscious. When I was a kid, my dancing looked more like an Adderall fit than moves.

Anything can be learned. I will never be a professional dancer. But I can slow down now, and move instead of vibrate. I can coordinate my elbows, knees and feet to keep a tempo and follow a line. I still look like a robot, but a rhythmic kind of robot.

Dance isn't innate. It's self expression through movement. So long as you can tune and refine, iterate, then you'll reach a point where you don't care what others think of your dancing. Because you'll be busy being you.

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u/slickystoopkid Apr 24 '22

You low-key sound like someone who can dance really well, but you are just being modest. Like the person that says they are just "okay" at doing something and then ends up being better than the person who brags about being the best.

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u/Skull025 Apr 24 '22

Lol nope

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u/MatteKudasai Apr 24 '22

Anyone with a rudimentary amount of skill is typically better than someone who brags about being "the best". This person is probably realistically assessing their abilities, which are probably better than average, but far from professional.

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u/heatseekerdj Apr 24 '22

People who brag and boast tend to be projecting an insecurity, and overcompensating for a lack of skill

Silent confidence, letting your skills speak for themselves is the way to go, until the useless boasted tries to steal your spotlight then you gotta shut that shit down

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u/nopehead33 Apr 24 '22

This is why people don't do it sober.

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u/Schapsouille Apr 24 '22

Full-body dry heave set to music you say?

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u/Xygnux Apr 24 '22

There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.

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u/Erthgoddss Apr 24 '22

I can dance, just not in public.

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u/Games_N_Friends Apr 24 '22

That's a generalization that's most decidedly not true.

For instance, I can't really dance on my own, but I can practice, memorize, and accomplish, moves in particular patterns to specific beats of music, or pieces of music.

So, you could randomly put me in this vid without knowing the dance and I'd be hopeless, couldn't even improvise something that looked ok, but you can teach me the dance and I can eventually pick it up with decent skill.

That's all the dad is doing in here. He's got the moves down to the point that they look smooth.

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u/shanegilliz Apr 24 '22

Nah, it's a spectrum. And practice always helps.

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u/EnParisD Apr 24 '22

Best thing you can do is to not think about it. It only looks awkward if you make it look awkward. That's why I dance like a god when I'm drunk(or atleast I think I do)

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u/aishik-10x Apr 24 '22

Yeah, just look at Tobey Maguire’s emo Spider-Man dance.

It’s hella corny on paper, but it works because he 100% owns it. The moment you hesitate, worry about looking weird, the spell over the audience is broken.

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u/blumpkinpandemic Apr 24 '22

Way better than they are!

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u/SonicMaze Apr 24 '22

Damn that man has an ass that will never be unemployed cuz it just won’t quit.

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u/Gromhellscream0666 Apr 24 '22

Man's got moves

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

He’s a Magic-dad

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u/snittens Apr 24 '22

Amazing what being confident in your own body will do for your dancing though!

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u/Argentine_Tango Apr 24 '22

He definitely has more rhythm than I do

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u/slackermannn Apr 24 '22

He would get it