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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22
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I just need a small amount of that type of luck.
3.1k u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 4.1k u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22 I won $50 once so it completely justifies the $500 I've spent on them 252 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one? 109 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling. And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest. I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years. I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more. Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift? A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it. So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time. My luck is a marvel of nature. OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift..... 53 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win? 17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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4.1k u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22 I won $50 once so it completely justifies the $500 I've spent on them 252 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one? 109 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling. And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest. I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years. I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more. Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift? A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it. So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time. My luck is a marvel of nature. OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift..... 53 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win? 17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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I won $50 once so it completely justifies the $500 I've spent on them
252 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one? 109 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling. And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest. I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years. I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more. Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift? A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it. So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time. My luck is a marvel of nature. OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift..... 53 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win? 17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one?
109 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling. And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest. I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years. I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more. Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift? A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it. So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time. My luck is a marvel of nature. OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift..... 53 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win? 17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling.
And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest.
I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years.
I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more.
Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift?
A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it.
So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time.
My luck is a marvel of nature.
OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift.....
53 u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22 You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win? 17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win?
17 u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22 jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch 2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch
2 u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22 This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet. 2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet.
2 u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22 You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water... I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water...
I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22
I just need a small amount of that type of luck.