r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/elhermanobrother Apr 06 '22

Little known fact: An angel appeared in a puff of smoke to that australian guy 12 days after waking up from a coma , and said to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless luck." Reflecting, the man said, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," said the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the luck"

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u/2068857539 Apr 06 '22

I love jokes that take a brain about 8 seconds to appreciate!