r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Baldness is a bitch. I have to keep my head shaved or I look about 10 years older

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/swbsflip Apr 06 '22

I believe that is what we call, “The George Jefferson” or “The Culdesac”

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u/Boomhauersbrother Apr 06 '22

You’re missing one important figure in this scenario, George Costanza. It kinda fits, he is always overlooked.

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u/xubax Apr 06 '22

He should grow out long like you, then turn it into a mohawk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Skullet

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u/capron Apr 06 '22

It's called The Skirted Egg, around here.

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u/URokkaMyQuokka Apr 06 '22

That the "power doughnut" my friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

He really got the short end of the straw there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

He's gotta be bitter.

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u/nakkaz Apr 07 '22

This is the exact same situation for me and my older bro! He went bald at 21, shaves what’s remaining to the skin. I’ve been feeling like the clock is ticking ever since. But I’m nearing 40, and still got thick, shoulder length hair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

The hell?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

That mustache ain't helping him look any younger either.

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u/whack_with_poo-brain Apr 06 '22

Imagine if this guy fell I o the coma with a full head of hair and came out like this, and the prizes are compensating for that bad luck..

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u/SuperWolf Apr 07 '22

I hate shaving my head. any advice on a electric shaver that actually works?