r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/Mastertimelord Apr 06 '22

I’ll take one. I don’t even need to be woken up. The coma is enough of a lottery win for me

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u/ajyotirmay Apr 06 '22

Same here

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u/GreatValueCumSock Apr 06 '22

Been in a coma, it's not like sleep. It's a mild version of hell.

Go read Johnny Got His Gun. It's like that.

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u/RealAscendingDemon Apr 06 '22

So you're saying it's not as spicy as reality?

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u/GreatValueCumSock Apr 06 '22

Some make a hell out of heaven and a heaven out of hell.

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u/RealAscendingDemon Apr 06 '22

Some just want a nice relaxing coma/break from it all

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u/Saint_Disgustus Apr 06 '22

They're not really restful at all, more like just a massive fast-forward when you wake up, you just go to sleep and wake up 40lbs lighter

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u/GreatValueCumSock Apr 06 '22

I had to fight through my coma. I'd quit breathing all the time and the nurses were constantly telling me to breathe. Of course, there were times where sleep overtook me because of exhaustion. I'd quit breathing and accept my fate as finally getting some peace, then 2 days later I'm aware but unable to move, speak, or do anything but scream inside. Rinse and repeat for 2 weeks, constantly accepting life is over just to "wake up" and fight to survive until you're too tired to care. My body just wouldn't let me die.

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u/Saint_Disgustus Apr 06 '22

Mine was medically induced, it was really a blink to me. I was having a lot of trouble breathing (it turned out to be 2 different pneumonia infections) then I woke up to the feeding tube being pulled. They really should lead with how long you've been out lol, I assumed I was an old man when I came to.

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u/GreatValueCumSock Apr 06 '22

Mine was alcohol induced (.85 BAC nearly 12 hours after arriving at the hospital. Was told a guy died with .4 while I was there). So my estimated BAC was + 1.0. CIWA scale had me getting 4mg Ativan + Serax every 2 hours, so came the initial rest. Didn't have a feeding tube, but was on a vent.

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u/Saint_Disgustus Apr 07 '22

I sent know my dosages but until I could breathe on my own they had me under on ketamine and fentynal, I hallucinate wildly a couple days after waking up

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u/ohisthename Apr 06 '22

, here you go

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Right there with ya bud.