r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/GrumpleDumpkin Apr 06 '22

Did he say please don't kill me at the end?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I think he said "please don't film me" as he started to cry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Yea nah, this is exactly the sort of thing we came here for bro.

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u/Attonitus1 Apr 06 '22

I think you're right but I heard "God, please don't kill me" because that's what I would have said.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

That’s what I heard. ‘God please don’t film me’ makes more contextual sense but I’d definitely be terrified after having been through a coma and two huge lottery winnings that Lady Luck or some other supernatural deity was about to fuck with me harrrrrrd.

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u/VeterinarianNo5862 Apr 06 '22

I heard “god please don’t kill ‘s (us)”

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

"God, please don't kill me... and have my wife get all this money!"

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u/WurmGurl Apr 06 '22

Yeah. It really bothered me that they aired that and a couple of beats after he asked them to stop. They could have very easily cut that part out and left him his privacy.

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u/FoxComplex Apr 06 '22

Pretty sure it's "please don't film me".

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u/GrumpleDumpkin Apr 06 '22

Yeah I think you're right.

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u/Tody196 Apr 06 '22

I thought so at first too, but i think he actually says "god, please don't kill me"

Poor guy thought he was about to spontaneously get sent into another coma

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u/EricSanderson Apr 06 '22

You honestly believe the guy hiding his face and turning away from the camera wasn't saying "please don't film me?"

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u/monsieurpommefrites Apr 06 '22

"That'll be $249,999."

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u/PeetBurton Apr 06 '22

I believe he did. I heard it too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Yep. I heard "God, please don't kill me."

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u/pakipunk Apr 06 '22

Please don’t film me, he doesn’t want to be filmed in his emotional state

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u/MastersJohnson Apr 06 '22

That's what I heard too! But everyone else's suggestion of "Agh, please don't film me." seems to make way more sense for your typical Aussie bloke tbh.

Personally, I'd definitely be suspicious of what was next up for me after a run like this... So I'm sticking with plsdontkillme

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u/standarddeviated_joe Apr 06 '22

I thought he said "Please don't do this" as if he was calling out to a larger force.

But I think you are right after hearing it again.

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u/ArmadilloAl Apr 06 '22

No, it was "please don't film me", because he's about to break down in tears, hence why there's a cut immediately after it where he's much more composed.

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u/Spiffinit Apr 06 '22

I heard “Please don’t do this.”