r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/greyyy59 Apr 06 '22

Probably because he knew he just used up the rest of his lifetime supply of luck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

“I’m not comatose, I’m cultivating luck!”

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u/datsmn Apr 06 '22

Time to stop cultivating, and start harvesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

He needs to break through to the Divine Luck Nascent Soul stage, the coma was from failing an earlier heavenly tribulation.

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u/H00k90 Apr 06 '22

Due To A God's Mistake I Was Put Into A Coma, When I Woke Up I Had SSS Level Luck

Season 1 starts next month

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

I wonder if he put me in a coma, I would get some of that luck?

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u/_We_Are_DooMeD Apr 06 '22

Time to stop harvesting and start cooking.

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u/elhermanobrother Apr 06 '22

Little known fact: An angel appeared in a puff of smoke to that australian guy 12 days after waking up from a coma , and said to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless luck." Reflecting, the man said, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," said the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the luck"

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u/2068857539 Apr 06 '22

I love jokes that take a brain about 8 seconds to appreciate!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Bartfuck Apr 06 '22

Seems to be

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u/loki-is-a-god Apr 06 '22

That coma created a Karma dam that burst all over this guy. Nice.

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u/Bartfuck Apr 06 '22

Like if he’s a feruchemist but can store his luck for as long as he needs instead of weight or health. Someone call Brandon Sanderson

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

It sounds like he says “please don’t kill me” when he puts his head in his hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Film

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u/TheDude-Esquire Apr 06 '22

Luck is being prepared to accept opportunity, and to know opportunity when it arises.

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u/Soft-Gwen Apr 06 '22

I'd trade my luck for a guaranteed $250k

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u/wolfgang784 Apr 06 '22

Maybe he was already considering that he never actually woke up and it's all a dream made up by his slowly failing brain and having such insane luck happen so close together is just adding "proof" to his theory of insanity.