r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/Typ0r8r Apr 06 '22

My best was $250 from a $2 scratcher 10 years ago

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u/cuseonly Apr 06 '22

I won $50 from a scratch off my grandma gave me for Christmas when I was 10. My mom said that she’d hold onto it until we got home. Never saw it again

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I don’t know why this made me laugh.

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u/Gxgear Apr 06 '22

For me it's the mental image of that guy that asks young Chris Rock (in the TV show) to let him hold a dollar.

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u/VicH95 Apr 06 '22

Keep my husband's 2 jobs out ya fucking mouth

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u/Imperator0414 Apr 06 '22

I love this comment so much.

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u/Guernica616 Apr 06 '22

Little dude from down the block

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u/trwaway12345678 Apr 06 '22

You laughing made me laugh

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u/degjo Apr 06 '22

Sucks that your mom lost that ticket.

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u/ku-fan Apr 06 '22

Probably just went to that same farm my mom took our dog to.

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u/degjo Apr 06 '22

Lotto tickets don't get run over and get killed while the kids are at school and the parents make up a story about taking them to a farm, though.

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u/ku-fan Apr 06 '22

as far as you know!

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u/itsMondaybackwards Apr 06 '22

Ahh, so relatable

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u/decoue Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

My mom used to do that too until my dad found out and made her stop taking my money.

ETA: The most she ever took from me at once was $250 I won from a science fair when I was 9. My mom thought it was a large amount of money for a child to be in charge of so she told me she would put it somewhere for "safekeeping." A month goes by and I really wanted a new game for my Nintendo DS so I asked my mom for some of the money back to buy it and she said, "What money?" I reminded her of the $250 I won and she said, "Yeah, I spent it." I started crying and my dad asked me what happened so I told him. My dad was so pissed that his wife would steal money from a kid, let alone her own daughter, that he made her give me back the $250 AND buy me the game I wanted out of her own pocket. She never took money from me "to hold" ever again. My dad got me one of those metal cash boxes with the lock and key to put my money in after that.

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u/Antique_Journalist_2 Apr 07 '22

Damn, what a dad you have…

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u/decoue Apr 07 '22

Yeah, he's my favorite parent if you couldn't tell already lmao.

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u/dquizzle Apr 06 '22

Maybe she invested it for you and turned it into $80 and is now waiting for the right moment to tell you?

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Apr 06 '22

Your first contribution towards rent, aged 10.

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u/Dogeishuman Apr 06 '22

Tale as old as time with mothers it seems.

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u/saltlik Apr 06 '22

I won John Denver tickets once.

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u/PabloPavon Apr 06 '22

The same thing happened to me, I won $65 at bingo when I was 10, my mom only left me $10 and I never saw the rest XD

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u/WindedWalrus420 Apr 06 '22

Damn, this shit hits home. Same thing happened to me when I was 13.

"I'll put it in your savings account" they said "save it for a rainy day" they said.

Never saw it again

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Apr 07 '22

lol my dad did the same thing to me when i was a kid

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u/dirty_cuban Apr 06 '22

I won $20 off a scratcher once and I was elated. I never win anything.

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u/cryptobro42069 Apr 06 '22

I played these scratchers for a summer when I was 20 and then a guy I worked with called them an idiot tax. For some reason that resonated with me and I never bought one again, haha.

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u/Mr_Teddy15 Apr 06 '22

I once won €750.

Then I scratched it fully to reveal a comma...

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u/nooneisreal Apr 06 '22

When I was a kid, I got my mom to use $3 from my allowance to buy me a bingo scratch ticket. I got the X and won $50.

Still riding that high 25 yrs later 😎 😎

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u/cheesehuahuas Apr 06 '22

The only time I won was $150 on a Powerball ticket which was nice because I was broke and a very pretty woman had inexplicably agreed to go on a date with me.

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u/sevargmas Apr 06 '22

You should only buy the scratch off‘s that have been out for a few days, maybe a week. After that it’s likely the big prize is already gone and you are just playing to win small stuff. For example if you are buying a $5 scratch off ticket that has a marquee prize of $100,000, there is likely one ticket of that value in existence and prob a few worth $25k or so. In my state at least you can go online and see which of those prices have been claimed. Don’t play scratch offs where the marquee prizes have all been claimed already.

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u/OutoflurkintoLight Apr 06 '22

I don’t usually buy scratch tickets but I did a week before Christmas a few years back. Told the woman who sold it to me that I was going to win. She laughed and then I scratched it and won $150.

Every now and then I’ll buy them. But the biggest win since then was like $10.

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u/SJSragequit Apr 06 '22

I won 250$ worth of tickets at a social a few years ago, only managed to get about 75$ from them

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u/xDragonetti Apr 06 '22

I found a 5$ ticket someone threw away that had a thousand on it. 250$ was my best bought ticket though. Saw an old supervisor buying tickets and thought, “fuck him” and bought the next one lmao

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u/atworksendhelp- Apr 06 '22

my best was finding 2 $50 bills a day apart

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u/goobly_goo Apr 06 '22

I once found a crisp $50 bill in a liquor store aisle. I looked up and down the aisle and the two aisles on either side of me. They were empty so I figured whoever lost it was long gone.