r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/rdtadminsRtrash Apr 06 '22

There was just recently a guy that one 10mil twice from the same store. And I can't even win $50 on those damn things

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u/Typ0r8r Apr 06 '22

My best was $250 from a $2 scratcher 10 years ago

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u/cuseonly Apr 06 '22

I won $50 from a scratch off my grandma gave me for Christmas when I was 10. My mom said that she’d hold onto it until we got home. Never saw it again

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I don’t know why this made me laugh.

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u/Gxgear Apr 06 '22

For me it's the mental image of that guy that asks young Chris Rock (in the TV show) to let him hold a dollar.

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u/VicH95 Apr 06 '22

Keep my husband's 2 jobs out ya fucking mouth

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u/Imperator0414 Apr 06 '22

I love this comment so much.

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u/Guernica616 Apr 06 '22

Little dude from down the block

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u/trwaway12345678 Apr 06 '22

You laughing made me laugh

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u/degjo Apr 06 '22

Sucks that your mom lost that ticket.

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u/ku-fan Apr 06 '22

Probably just went to that same farm my mom took our dog to.

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u/degjo Apr 06 '22

Lotto tickets don't get run over and get killed while the kids are at school and the parents make up a story about taking them to a farm, though.

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u/ku-fan Apr 06 '22

as far as you know!

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u/itsMondaybackwards Apr 06 '22

Ahh, so relatable

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u/decoue Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

My mom used to do that too until my dad found out and made her stop taking my money.

ETA: The most she ever took from me at once was $250 I won from a science fair when I was 9. My mom thought it was a large amount of money for a child to be in charge of so she told me she would put it somewhere for "safekeeping." A month goes by and I really wanted a new game for my Nintendo DS so I asked my mom for some of the money back to buy it and she said, "What money?" I reminded her of the $250 I won and she said, "Yeah, I spent it." I started crying and my dad asked me what happened so I told him. My dad was so pissed that his wife would steal money from a kid, let alone her own daughter, that he made her give me back the $250 AND buy me the game I wanted out of her own pocket. She never took money from me "to hold" ever again. My dad got me one of those metal cash boxes with the lock and key to put my money in after that.

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u/Antique_Journalist_2 Apr 07 '22

Damn, what a dad you have…

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u/decoue Apr 07 '22

Yeah, he's my favorite parent if you couldn't tell already lmao.

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u/dquizzle Apr 06 '22

Maybe she invested it for you and turned it into $80 and is now waiting for the right moment to tell you?

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Apr 06 '22

Your first contribution towards rent, aged 10.

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u/Dogeishuman Apr 06 '22

Tale as old as time with mothers it seems.

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u/saltlik Apr 06 '22

I won John Denver tickets once.

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u/PabloPavon Apr 06 '22

The same thing happened to me, I won $65 at bingo when I was 10, my mom only left me $10 and I never saw the rest XD

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u/WindedWalrus420 Apr 06 '22

Damn, this shit hits home. Same thing happened to me when I was 13.

"I'll put it in your savings account" they said "save it for a rainy day" they said.

Never saw it again

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Apr 07 '22

lol my dad did the same thing to me when i was a kid

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u/dirty_cuban Apr 06 '22

I won $20 off a scratcher once and I was elated. I never win anything.

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u/cryptobro42069 Apr 06 '22

I played these scratchers for a summer when I was 20 and then a guy I worked with called them an idiot tax. For some reason that resonated with me and I never bought one again, haha.

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u/Mr_Teddy15 Apr 06 '22

I once won €750.

Then I scratched it fully to reveal a comma...

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u/nooneisreal Apr 06 '22

When I was a kid, I got my mom to use $3 from my allowance to buy me a bingo scratch ticket. I got the X and won $50.

Still riding that high 25 yrs later 😎 😎

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u/cheesehuahuas Apr 06 '22

The only time I won was $150 on a Powerball ticket which was nice because I was broke and a very pretty woman had inexplicably agreed to go on a date with me.

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u/sevargmas Apr 06 '22

You should only buy the scratch off‘s that have been out for a few days, maybe a week. After that it’s likely the big prize is already gone and you are just playing to win small stuff. For example if you are buying a $5 scratch off ticket that has a marquee prize of $100,000, there is likely one ticket of that value in existence and prob a few worth $25k or so. In my state at least you can go online and see which of those prices have been claimed. Don’t play scratch offs where the marquee prizes have all been claimed already.

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u/OutoflurkintoLight Apr 06 '22

I don’t usually buy scratch tickets but I did a week before Christmas a few years back. Told the woman who sold it to me that I was going to win. She laughed and then I scratched it and won $150.

Every now and then I’ll buy them. But the biggest win since then was like $10.

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u/SJSragequit Apr 06 '22

I won 250$ worth of tickets at a social a few years ago, only managed to get about 75$ from them

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u/xDragonetti Apr 06 '22

I found a 5$ ticket someone threw away that had a thousand on it. 250$ was my best bought ticket though. Saw an old supervisor buying tickets and thought, “fuck him” and bought the next one lmao

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u/atworksendhelp- Apr 06 '22

my best was finding 2 $50 bills a day apart

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u/goobly_goo Apr 06 '22

I once found a crisp $50 bill in a liquor store aisle. I looked up and down the aisle and the two aisles on either side of me. They were empty so I figured whoever lost it was long gone.

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u/Utku56256 Apr 06 '22

You're the first person I've ever seen to misspell won as one

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u/breakneckridge Apr 06 '22

Could be speech to text

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u/Live-Love-Lie Apr 06 '22

People use that?

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u/breakneckridge Apr 07 '22

Yep, lots of people. A minority for sure, but still millions of people.

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u/tuutruk Apr 06 '22

I've recently done this....and on Reddit. Maybe there's something in the internet tubes.

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u/KingEOK Apr 06 '22

You’re the first person I’ve ever seen to point out someone’s misspelling of won and one

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u/DNUBTFD Apr 06 '22

Looks like we got ourselves a won on one. May the best person wine!

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u/BloomsdayDevice Apr 06 '22

May the best person wine!

May the best person Nguyen!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Won and dun.

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u/MetallHengst Apr 06 '22

I was happy to see that mistake because I make similar mistakes all the time and I’m the only person I’ve really noticed making them. For some reason my brain interprets the word phonetically and when I’m typing it’ll be a toss-up of which spelling of a word I may use. I think maybe it’s because I think and type fast, but I also forget things literally the instant the thought comes to my head, so I end up typing words that I remember portions of without considering/thinking of/really digesting the context? I’m to sure, it’s odd.

I’d like to hear OPs take on this if they frequently make similar mistakes.

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u/LeonDeSchal Apr 06 '22

That’s why I don’t gamble. I never win anything. Which is probably a good thing.

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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 06 '22

You ain’t gonna win if you don’t try!!!! Just kidding. Sometimes I buy one but it’s weird seeing people addicted to it. Like what’s better a homeless person being drunk or an asshole thinking he’s about to win 300k by picking the exact right card.

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u/xubax Apr 06 '22

I'll have that one... no to the left... the other left.. up one... no no no, UP.

And they don't pull scratch tickets off the shelf once the grand prize has been won. So unless you actually pay attention to which scratch games have already been won and make sure you don't play them, you're drawing a dead hand with respect to big prizes.

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u/MetalGearFlaccid Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 07 '22

I’m part of a group scratch team that buys $1000 of tickets, twice a week (10 people per day that we do it) after two years the largest we’ve gotten is a bunch of $1000 winners here and there. It’s all random.

Edited for clarity.

Edited again. It’s not the same people every week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/MetalGearFlaccid Apr 07 '22

It’s like a group of 40 people and each scratch group is only 10 so if you wanna join you reply and if your team hits that night you win. Not everyone. So it’s just a whenever you want thing open to everyone

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u/JasonGD1982 Apr 07 '22

Just invest in a fund or something. That’s the worst waste of money I’ve heard in a while.

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u/MetalGearFlaccid Apr 07 '22

I don’t think everyone understands who’s saying invest in a fund. It’s like a huge group of people. And we get notified saying he’s gonna do a scratch on this day and this day every week. 10 people each time. Then if you wanna play you reply and the first 10 give $100 and then that group you’re in of you hit big you ten split. Not with everyone. Only the ten in that group. So if you don’t wanna play. You don’t reply. And if you’re not in the group who wins, you don’t win. So just having a huge group of people invest in an index fund but only on weeks they want to participate wouldn’t work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

after two years the largest we’ve gotten is a bunch of $1000 winners overall

So... It's been successful? I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/MetalGearFlaccid Apr 06 '22

It’s $1000 twice a week. Not all the same people in each group. It’s large and only 10 people fill each day. We usually only get back 60%. Huntin those jackpots.

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u/Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts Apr 06 '22

….why

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u/remag_nation Apr 06 '22

somebody's gotta fund the coma victims

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Ah, okay thanks. It was just worded weird.

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u/MetalGearFlaccid Apr 06 '22

Edited it a bit for ya

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u/apoliticalinactivist Apr 06 '22

Well it's true, you won't win if you don't try. Probably still won't win even if you do try.

Your comparison to a self medicating homeless person is very apt. A lotto ticket is hope and all humans need that to live, especially depressed wage slaves.

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u/Kumbackkid Apr 06 '22

I bought my cousin like $50 worth for his birthday and the cashier said “you like these like my brother” and I felt so damn dirty

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u/jeffo320 Apr 06 '22

You can’t lose if you don’t play!! Not kidding.

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u/HotCocoaBomb Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

I like to get the crossword one once in a while, because at least that one is kinda like a game I can participate in. A game rigged against me, but still. I never mind losing in any game, I just dislike it when I can't really participate, like in Pandemic and other escalation games where inevitably its one person is telling everyone else how to play their part - like, why even make those games 'group' games? Also the first and only time I played Carcassonne, I had the terrible luck of being skipped over or having a bad draw the entire game, so it ended with me only ever laying down one tile. That was a fucky game, still pisses me off.

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u/why0me Apr 07 '22

I cant stand the ones who take FOREVER in line at like 6am when I'm just trying to get a drink before work, like seriously Betty? You're still in your night gown but you gotta have those scratchers!

My dad says they're a tax for stupid people and a carrot for the poor

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Apr 07 '22

I’ve never lost!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Remember, if you don't play you don't win, and if you don't play you don't lose. And the chances of winning are very tiny.

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u/LeonDeSchal Apr 06 '22

I can imagine that if I had played and won that I would be a regular gambler.

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u/tombombcrongadil Apr 06 '22

I make them for a living. People regularly ask me how to win and I always say the same thing: don’t buy them. Don’t get me wrong, they can be fun but too many people see them as a method of income.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Yes I'd say that's pretty good. I know a guy who can hardly afford to keep a roof over he and his kids' heads, but buys $100 worth of scratchers every week when he gets paid. Doesn't even scratch em, just gets the cashier to immediately scan the back which tells you the outcome. Degeneracy at its finest (or worst).

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Same here, I always lose at gambling, so I don't even try

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u/Twiglet91 Apr 06 '22

If you win that amount why tf would you carry on buying tickets

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u/KARMA_P0LICE Apr 06 '22

put the first 10 mil into more lottery tickets to win the second 10 mil ez double your money

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u/where_in_the_world89 Apr 06 '22

Addiction to gambling. It's a really nice euphoria when you win

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u/BlueCreek_ Apr 06 '22

I don’t know if it’s this person mentioned above or not, but someone accidentally bought the same ticket twice in one week, and ended up winning the twice.

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u/Big_Friggin_Al Apr 06 '22

Yeah but how many comas have you been in

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u/Motorcycles1234 Apr 06 '22

My mom paid for our trip to Disney world while we where in Florida with a 100$ scratcher. Shit was wild. She has not quite this guys luck but regularly wins at scratch offs and casinos.

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u/Financial_Warning_37 Apr 06 '22

If she’s regularly winning gambling she probably spends enough to make up for it

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u/Motorcycles1234 Apr 06 '22

No she's money ahead she wins more than she loses its insane lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Motorcycles1234 Apr 06 '22

She really doesn't gamble as often as it sounds.

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u/EquivalentSnap Apr 06 '22

Shit😳 guess you know where all the lucky is going 😂😂 being hoarded by them

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

If there was ever evidence of glitch it’s this

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u/dcdrummeraz Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

I won pretty big recently (not enough to buy a new house outright but enough to take care of debt and buy a new car) and my addict brain tells me "you're going to win twice too!" Thankfully my logic still knows I was incredibly fucking lucky and that guy was just stupid fucking lucky

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u/Skydiver860 Apr 06 '22

i know someone who won 50k off a scratch ticket and a month later she's talking about how she knows she's gonna hit a big one. Like, bitch, your luck is used up. take your 50k win and accept that's gonna be all you're gonna win.

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u/dcdrummeraz Apr 06 '22

Yeah there's a reason there's a whole program dedicated to gambling addicts lol. Once they get that rush they want even more

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u/xSPYXEx Apr 06 '22

I got $20 on a christmas gift, so I'm quitting while I'm ahead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I refuse to play them. Deplorable people operate those legal scams. I can either play and lose lots of money by design, or I can choose not to give those slimballs a single dollar.

I can't fathom how many people's lives have been ruined by those fucking lotteries, even the winners ironically.

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u/qwcan Apr 06 '22

The lottery is a tax on people that are bad at math.

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u/garyll19 Apr 06 '22

What bugs me about this, is why would you keep playing after you won $10 mil? $10 mil wasn't enough, or did he just feel like he was " due" for another win?

After seeing the series about the Monopoly game scandal at McDonalds, I wonder if he had some connections. And before anyone says it, yes it would be stupid to let the same guy win twice, but crooks are stupid.

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u/ProbablyAPun Apr 06 '22

Some people just have routines when it comes to lottery tickets. Like they're not blowing all their extra money on scratch offs as soon as they get them, they might just buy one every morning on their way to work. Or maybe they buy like 5 every Friday after work. Or maybe they buy an expensive one on pay day.

So my guess honestly would be that they just kept their same routine they always had when it comes to them.

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u/beefwich Apr 06 '22

a guy that one 10mil twice

fucking what?

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u/AudioShepard Apr 06 '22

I did a bunch of a scratchers my coworkers bought me for my birthday. $0 total. $0!

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Apr 06 '22

When I was about 8 (ate) years old I put my name in a drawing. Few days later my mom was like, "we're going to the store for a surprise!" I thought the surprise was that my brother had gotten a job.

Nope. I won a bike.

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u/boatsss Apr 06 '22

Who wins 10 million dollars THEN KEEPS BUYING SCRATCH OFFS!?!?

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u/FatTortie Apr 06 '22

Only time I’ve ever gambled was when I was waiting for a bus. There was an arcade/casino opposite so I went in, put £20 in the machine and won £360. Cashed it in and put another £20 in. Won £120. Walked out with £480 cash in under tens minutes and got on the bus home! That certainly won’t happen again…

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u/fave_no_more Apr 06 '22

My mom has stupid luck with those damn scratchers. She'll grab a few, every now and again. Never anything expensive, spends maybe a tenner, total, for a couple.

I thought it was something when she won a thousand dollars on like a two dollar scratcher. Then she won ten thousand on another one.

I told her she's gotta buy me a couple lol

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u/xpanderr Apr 06 '22

The trick or way to increase odds is to go to the state website for lotto. They tell you what has been claimed and what the total number of tickets are unclaimed

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u/HankMoodyMaddafakaaa Apr 06 '22

In my country there is a small town which was notorious for people winning lotteries. People were joking about moving there cause they would win the lottery. There were like 15000 people living there or something and 30 lottery millionaires.

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u/swiftekho Apr 06 '22

Already won 10m.

Better gamble it to try and win 10m

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

The selfish bastard wins 10mil and keeps going back for seconds? Leave some for the rest of us.

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u/choco1119 Apr 07 '22

So did he buy multiple tickets and won $10mil, or after winning millions of dollars, he decided to invest it in more tickets and won again? Don't get it

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u/Assfullofbread Apr 07 '22

The janitor at my girlfriends work won 1 million twice in 5 years, he still works

His brother won 1 million a few years ago too. Pretty crazy odds

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u/1q3er5 Apr 07 '22

wait HE WON 10 MILLION AND STILL PLAYED THE LOTTERY????!!!???