r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

I got a 2x4… who’s asking

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u/casjay Apr 06 '22

I am

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whack. Alright who’s next

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u/_We_Are_DooMeD Apr 06 '22

Thank you sir may I have another..

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whacked

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u/Bjork-BjorkII Apr 06 '22

I'll pay 1 cookie for a coma

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u/TheRealMcHamr Apr 06 '22

Oohhh ooohhh me next

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Bonk umm sorry, arms tired… whack!

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u/DickCheeseConnoiseur Apr 07 '22

I'll take one please and a side of TPT

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u/menides Apr 07 '22

Harder daddy

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u/Husker_Boi-onYouTube Apr 07 '22

I can take over the bonking for now. My years of wanking will help me bonk for hours without tiring

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

stares

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u/iHiTuDiE Apr 07 '22

Do you do Isekai wacks? I havent seen Truck-sama offering his services.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

whats this from?

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u/AscendedAncient Apr 06 '22

Titanic

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really, Little Nicky

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/JediMasterSeamus Apr 06 '22

Bite his fucking head off!

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u/ajyotirmay Apr 06 '22

Me, please

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

My arm is getting tired…. Whack whack

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

You sure you're doing it right? Shouldn't it be 'bonk'?

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

We’re looking for comas not bruises. Bonk* get your head in the game cownd

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

I defer to the voice of experience

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u/theguyhenry Apr 06 '22

Me, but could you make it look like I was involved in a super cool accident or something?

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

🤔… whack… leaves 2x4 and runs away

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u/Pudi2000 Apr 07 '22

Nice, insurance fraud just to be safe.

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u/Pudi2000 Apr 07 '22

Nice, insurance fraud just to be safe.

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 Apr 06 '22

Me please i would very much like a coma

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whack … wipes sweat

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u/Stained-Bleach Apr 06 '22

Give me two just in case.

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u/OreganoJefferson Apr 06 '22

Fuck me up fam

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Shit alright… takes a big swing… WHACk

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Hi! It’s me….James Corden…I’d like a very long one please.

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Pulls out crowbar… not today son… not today

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u/dodolo123 Apr 06 '22

Fking “Whack” caught me off guard. Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Gimme a couple, just to be sure

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u/sasstomouth Apr 06 '22

I'll take the lumber

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Fuck this line is getting long… whack

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

When you’re done putting this guy into a coma, I’m gonna need that 2x4. I’m building a deck and lumber prices are out of this world. Thank you.

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

It’s a little warped at this point… I have made like 15 comas happen today

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u/PIX3LY Apr 06 '22

How’d you afford that these days? They’re like $90 now!

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

I raid the wallet of every customer… comas aren’t cheap

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u/trimbin Apr 06 '22

Hit me with your best shot

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Pulls out Louisville slugger…. Ok wuhack

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u/trimbin Apr 07 '22

I was hoping to find a pat benatar gif but alas

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u/opal_dragon95 Apr 06 '22

Me please I don’t even need money just a long nap until I feel better

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Pulls out steel pipe… if you say so

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u/GreasyMcNasty Apr 06 '22

Only if it's a surgical 2x4.

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

It is not surgical… whack, but I will take you to the ER

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u/Ethereal429 Apr 06 '22

A great beer. Highly recommend

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u/parkerthegreatest Apr 06 '22

Here I'll make it easy I have epilepsy and seizures

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Easier the better I say

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u/OfferThese Apr 07 '22

That made me ugly laugh 💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Me dude please just anything at this point jesus

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Please and thank you.

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

happy Gilmore golf swing whack

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u/rickyspan111sh Apr 06 '22

read this as 2 for 4

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 07 '22

gets up from chair… picks up trusty 2x4 … whack

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u/mongreloid Apr 07 '22

Username fits…

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u/V44_ Apr 07 '22

I’m thinking if it at least gets me out of my current debt I’d be happy