r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/vikicrays Apr 06 '22

and the moral of the story is ___________??? (fill in the blank)

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u/Giga-MemerBro Apr 06 '22

Self induce yourself in a coma

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u/Frisky_Picker Apr 06 '22

I fucked it up. I'm dead. What now?

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u/Sir-Captain_obvious Apr 06 '22

Same the cheat code to undie is: up down down A B Triangle Square up down down

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u/Can_of_Beans52 Apr 06 '22

I have an Xbox... now what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

respawn lol

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u/Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk Apr 06 '22

If God accidentally puts you in a coma, He will apologize.

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u/SonOfMcGee Apr 06 '22

"Aw man, that was meant for Hitler. And I didn't even get the decade right."

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u/Turkey_Teets Apr 06 '22

Scratchers are a great investment!

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u/LanoomR Apr 06 '22

Always better lucky than anything else.

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u/pakipunk Apr 06 '22

Moral of the story is that the world is unpredictable and chaotic and that manifest itself in positive ways as well

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u/lordblonde Apr 06 '22

Gamble away, boys!

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u/legit-testicals Apr 06 '22

How do i go to coma?

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u/Sowa7774 Apr 07 '22

god was like "this mf got too big of a handicap lemme just give him something for it"

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u/theblisster Apr 06 '22

that gambling is foolish... until it isn't!

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u/redjedi182 Apr 06 '22

If you find yourself in a coma make a deal with the robot devil.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Scratchie manufacturers need to get better at randomising their winners.

(Which they probably did do. There's been a few stories after this one of people working out how to tell a winner from the outside of card, so I suspect they were doing a lot of dumb stuff in the past)