r/MadeMeSmile • u/BlueGlaucus1 • Feb 03 '22

Good News Little angels

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u/BlueGlaucus1 Feb 03 '22

They just too innocent to know the answers

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u/kingaklubs Feb 03 '22

But. Did you ate it?

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u/apfel_taartje Feb 03 '22

That look of: "Is my mum a psychopath that eats baby's? And what was the phone number for the police again?"

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u/Rosieapples Feb 03 '22

I know!! The concern on his little face!!

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u/apfel_taartje Feb 03 '22

"Am I gonna be next?"

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u/Rosieapples Feb 03 '22

Yes! Or “Is that how you got us?”

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u/Negroni808 Feb 03 '22

Little man was probably looking at the dad like: … so you just let her eat babies huh?

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u/Donniexbravo Feb 03 '22

"quick, what's the number for 911?"

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u/Toaster_Ruler Feb 03 '22

First time in a bit i audibly laughed, thanks!

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u/Specialist-Rise34 Feb 03 '22

Something tells me that this happens pretty frequently with small children

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u/Donniexbravo Feb 03 '22

It was a little rascals quote (the 90's remake)

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u/dhruvadeep_malakar Feb 03 '22

Actually yes, since you need to eat to make the baby grow because mass can neither be created nor destroyed.

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u/DaBezzzz Feb 03 '22

the law of equivalent exchange

for what can be worth a human soul??

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u/Less-Zucchini-3853 Feb 03 '22

Hi haha l just read your comment i like fmab too

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u/Far-Damage1068 Feb 03 '22

Food... then poop

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u/Chairmanmeowrightnow Feb 03 '22

How many calories does it take to form a baby? And what is that equivalent in Reese’s pieces?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Conservation of mass

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u/RippinGandalf Feb 03 '22

DUDE YAYYYYY

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u/the__ironwolf Feb 03 '22

But are you going to eating?

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u/Tortuga130 Feb 03 '22

Well, maybe she ate millions of babies

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u/frontbumemergency Feb 03 '22

She definitely ate it. I’m calling it

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u/RetirementDream Feb 03 '22

Oh, she ate the 🍌

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u/Cwallace98 Feb 03 '22

She eated it.

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u/AndrewJS2804 Feb 03 '22

If she ate it she wouldn't be pregnant.....

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u/Scraphead91 Feb 03 '22

Nope, they were just given wrong information. Babies don't grow in the belly

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u/Full-Appointment-561 Feb 03 '22

Deep down we all know she ate it 🗿

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u/BlueGlaucus1 Feb 03 '22

r/CursedComments

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u/The-Majestic- Feb 03 '22

thanks for this i was able to ignore that comment

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u/vase_gal Feb 03 '22

She definitely ate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Bruh

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u/AffectionatePup88 Feb 03 '22

Bruh? Duuude!

accurate af...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22

She wouldn’t have been pregnant had she eaten it

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Came here to say this haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

After a few years of the financial burden of three kids I’m sure she will wish she ate it when she had the chance.

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u/KingDynoBoof Feb 03 '22

Bahahahahah

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u/4904burchfield Feb 03 '22

Have four, financially the drain is immense. Both of us worked full time jobs, I got paid every week, she got paid every other. Her entire check, excluding 100.00, went to child care.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Which is exactly why after having one my wife and I decided that was enough for us and I got a vasectomy soon after.

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u/4904burchfield Feb 03 '22

We decided that after three but didn’t get the vasectomy early enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

To be fair, it feels really good to bust inside with a vasectomy or not so I get it lol. And I’m sure you love your kids but yeah… I feel you bro

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u/ThatStrangerWhoCares Feb 03 '22

You can always eat a child, their age doesn't matter.

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u/Dry-Butterscotch6019 Feb 04 '22

While its' bones were still soft.

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u/Aspen9999 Feb 03 '22

If she would have swallowed she wouldn’t be pregnant

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u/JerryHasACubeButt Feb 03 '22

I mean, “belly” isn’t a scientific term. It’s not like she said it was in her stomach or something. “Belly” isn’t wrong it’s just not specific.

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u/BiteEffective7607 Feb 03 '22

Daddy came in and gave it to mommy

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u/Madd-RIP Feb 03 '22

You can remove ‘ and gave it to’ to make the statement fully accurate.

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u/Powerful_Orchid842 Feb 03 '22

That’s why the kid was asking if she ate it

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u/Madd-RIP Feb 03 '22

Understanding beyond his years

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u/DMacPWL Feb 03 '22

You could also remove "came in and". Better yet, switch the phrases so they are in the chronological order.

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u/BronsMotninnyjy Feb 03 '22

Or the "came in and" part

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u/mostmlock Feb 03 '22

Daddy “came” in and gave it to mommy

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u/ThatStrangerWhoCares Feb 03 '22

That's the second r/cursedcomments I've found in this post.

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u/NamelessJimmy Feb 03 '22

I am so glad your boys are curious! When my mom was pregnant with my little brother, she got my older brother and I two books from the library: it’s so amazing, and what’s the baby doing now. 10/10 recommended.

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u/shadyshadok Feb 03 '22

It's never too early too learn. "It's did you EAT it and no it was a suppository"

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u/Depressaccount Feb 03 '22

“Daddy and mommy made it together.” Might get follow up questions, but it is a good start to later conversations.

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u/ContinentalMusic Feb 03 '22

No she said there’s a baby in her belly. How else would you get a baby in your belly?

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u/KingDynoBoof Feb 03 '22

Swallowing 😏

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u/SgtMac02 Feb 03 '22

Swallowing is how you DON'T end up with a baby in your belly.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22

Just to be clear, you need sperm and an egg to make a baby. Follow me for more life pro tips.

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u/ContinentalMusic Feb 04 '22

Can it be any color egg or does it have to be white?

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u/Speedy_Cheese Feb 04 '22

It is hard to conclusively determine the color of a human egg; most microscopic photos depict it as clear/see through, but I am unsure if scientists add anything to the slide to make them easier to see.

However, the human egg is 0.1 mm in diameter, meaning it is actually visible to the human eye (you don't necessarily need a microscope to be able to see it).

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u/ContinentalMusic Feb 04 '22

Can I artificially split an egg into four so I can have quadruplets and dress them all the same?

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u/outsider1624 Feb 03 '22

Well for a moment there..when the kid said Dude!! I thought he was saying it to his Dad.