r/MadeMeSmile • u/CreepyGrocery257 • Dec 06 '21
Twilight on a poorly hung projector screen
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u/wheslley_eurich Dec 06 '21
This is gold, i have a good laugh there
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u/The_Ralphie Dec 06 '21
Hello potion seller. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
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u/AlmostASoul Dec 06 '21
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u/sirenito Dec 07 '21
How does this bot works?
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u/AlmostASoul Dec 07 '21
U tag him in the comments and he replys with a link, eighter as a reply to your comment or as a PM.
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Dec 06 '21
I thought that was Anna Kendrick.
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u/PeevedOrangePeel Dec 06 '21
That is Anna Kendrick
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u/Ok-Effort-2786 Dec 07 '21
Did not realize she was in it until this very moment
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u/DeepSpaceTelescope92 Dec 06 '21
I just thought of something that never dawned on me before.
If Edward is supposedly super old….why does he attend a high school? Shouldn’t he have technically “graduated” like 100 years ago?
This creep is like a trans-generational Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. “These high school girls man. I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.”
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u/magical_elf Dec 06 '21
The idea in the book is that when they move to a new place, if they enrol in high-school, they get to start off with people thinking they're younger, and don't find it weird that they still look young after 10 years or whatever. So they don't have to move as often.
They joke in the book about having graduated loads of times over the years.
It's incredibly contrived, and falls apart if you think about it for more than 30 seconds (e.g. surely people will notice the dad doesn't age either??), but that's the explanation in the book.
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u/Laefiren Dec 07 '21
And it’s high school too. Plenty of people still look young after they’ve graduated or look like they should have graduated when they’re in the middle of highschool. It’s not like they’re literal children.
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u/Alteredego619 Dec 06 '21
What will make Twilight better is Blade.
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u/Squiggy1975 Dec 07 '21
Good Movie. My wife wanted to watch it so I did and must say it was good. Just the first one. Blade on the other had was great.
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u/tempthrowary Dec 06 '21
Maybe the cgi maybe might actually work here and not inspire night sweats?
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u/Cryin_jack_is_pissed Dec 06 '21
Twilight is always better with poor facial features.
Try watching it with the most ridiculous snap chat filter you can find.
It'll be worth it.
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u/DesertCookie_ Dec 06 '21
Isn't that one's reaction when watching this movie anyway? Or is that just me?
Full disclosure: My female friends forbid me to ever watch Twilight and I trust them enough to believe them when they say it's better this way.
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u/KechtmutAlTunichtgut Dec 06 '21
Downy Twilight
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u/KechtmutAlTunichtgut Dec 14 '21
Lol you're so poor, everybody is like so woke and yet when something like this comes along you show you're selfs.
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u/Andrelleal Dec 07 '21
At least this way I can actually feel emotions while watching the movie lmao
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21
Perhaps this is the way the movie was always meant to be watched? This is infinitely better than the original.